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I hear your first lady, Dame Patience, is back from her two month disappearance. They say she was in Germany. I did not bother blogging about her disappearance because I figured, what's the big deal about the first lady of Nigeria disappearing? We once had a missing president (Yar'Adua), so this is definitely a fly on the wall. In retrospect, I wish I had blogged about it. So many missed opportunities to crack jokes on her. But she's back now. And she (and all these people) are not Read More
No, seriously, what is it with you people and breasts? What is the obsession with women's breasts? You want to see, touch, and suck as many as you can. And why is this? How does it make you feel when you see these inflated body parts? For all we know, breasts are just extra lungs for women, to hold extra air ... for those times we may need to let off extra air from being extra pissed off. So what is it with you and breasts?? Tell me. I need to know, so I can use mine more Read More
By now, everyone is aware of the breaking news that we all knew was going to break: Rihanna is back with Chris Brown. Say it isn't so! And since this news, every time I see Rihanna's new photo - like her new cover on Vogue - people make it a point to repeat again how foolish she is for going back to Chris Brown. Like, how could she be so stupid?! A man beat you once; he will do it hundred times over. See, I don't know Rihanna and Chris personally - bet you did not know that - and I have no Read More
That man up there, his name is Patrick Louis Linn, and he has been arrested - again - for having sex with horses. He was first arrested in 2010 for the same crime. And he went to the same barn to rape a horse. There is no word on whether he raped the same horse. The horse he raped recently was named Sunny. Sunny?? As in a guy horse? What category of gayness shall we put this under? Allen McDearmid is the owner of the barn where Mr. Linn, the horse rapist, has visited twice. Read More
Oprah put this picture up on Friday, and four hours later, people told her exactly how they felt about it. While I think that the upload may have been an error, it is still imperative to point out that with no description whatsoever on this black square box, Oprah got 6011 likes and 426 comments. What are you people liking and commenting on? You ain't never seen a black square box before? If you're wondering why www.verastic.com is inscribed on the bottom of the picture, it's Read More
