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So This Guy Asked If I’m A Lesbian

This happened on Wednesday night, and when it happened, I was thinking to myself, how will my readers believe this one? It was the same day I put up a post saying I wanted to be hit on a lesbian. Let me tell you my story. I went to the gym, and then, I stopped at Royal Farms on my way back to get some gas. I noticed a green Camry in the pump behind mine, and I noticed it because it looked just like Funmie's car, but I quickly dismissed the thought because I knew Funmie was at work at that Read More

How To Know He’s A Player

How To Know He’s A Player

I stumbled upon an article the other day, and I now cannot remember where. But the article listed a bunch of ways that you know he's a player. Some of them were pretty cut and dry, but there was one that stood out to me. It's definitely how to know he's a player. It's all in the phone. One way - according to this article - to know that he's a player is by watching the way he keeps his phone. Face up? Or face down? Face Up: This is the way everyone leaves their phone because naturally, we Read More

Ladies, Has A Lesbian Ever Hit On You?

Ladies, Has A Lesbian Ever Hit On You?

I know this sounds like a rather crazy question. But a while ago, someone told me that I was a very cool person. This didn't come as news to me, of course. I mean, look at me. I'm so cool, I'm freezing. Corny, I know. But the point is that the person went on to elaborate about how I was very easy to talk to and hang around with. Again, I knew this already. And once again, please take a look at me *twirls around, Kenya Moore style* My coolness and general awesomeness apparently makes me a Read More

Two African Students Develop Anti-Malaria Soap

No, unfortunately, they are not Nigerians. These African students are Gérard Niyondiko and Moctar Dembélé ... from Burkina Faso, and they created an anti-Malaria soap called, Faso. If this works, then I hope it makes it to Nigeria, so that my people can stop dying of such a nonentity of an illness. But err, before you send it to Nigeria, kindly stamp it with "Made in USA." This will ensure that the market sells very well. Thank you. Seriously though, this is a good thing, and I wish them the Read More

My Weekend Recount: Uju’s Birthday With 6.5 Girls

My Weekend Recount: Uju’s Birthday With 6.5 Girls

Apparently, I tell everyone who cares to listen that my friend, Uju, is a doctor. And I cannot help it. I am so, so proud of her. She is a fighter. Anyway, Uju's birthday was this past Thursday, and we asked her several times what she wanted to do and she said nothing. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and tell the girls that we should all show up at Uju's house on Saturday, unannounced. Well, I told her that I'll be coming, but I didn't tell her about the remaining 4.5 girls. It Read More

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