Ever since I blogged about regaining your virginity with the virginity kit, I have received tons and tons of e-mails from people asking me for the deets. You can read that post here. I just received another e-mail from a reader who said that she had sex with her boyfriend and now wants the virginity kit to fix her hymen, and she wants me to help. I am not affiliated with the hymen people, and I don't know how legitimate they are either, so regain your virginity at your own risk. While it's Read More
Dear Vera, Should I Cheat On My Husband?
I met my husband when I traveled to Nigeria some years ago. We fell in love and dated via telephone and internet. You know how that goes. We dated this way (and saw each other twice during the relationship) before we finally got married in Abuja in August of 2013. Yes, we have been married for less than a year. I started filing for him in January of this year, but I'm still waiting to hear from Immigration. You know how long it takes them to do things. About a week after I submitted the Read More
The Good Wife Is Awesome Television! Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me?
Comcast had its watchaton week last week, but we didn't find out till Friday (and it was over on Sunday). Usually, I feel like, psshht, I don't need Watchaton! I already watch all the best shows AND I have the premium channels. Well, this time I was wrong. We went through the list of available shows and we - more like I - decided that we should watch The Good Wife because I had heard so much about it. Problem is, The Good Wife has 23 episodes per season, and the show is currently in its 5th Read More
How To Bevel The Heck Out Of Your Man!
And you're wondering what that means? Well, read on!The Bible says that there is more blessing in giving than there is in receiving, and I couldn't agree more. There's a wonderful, wonderful feeling that comes with knowing that someone is smiling because of what you have given them. It's almost selfish to have this wonderful feeling. It's almost as if you had an ulterior motive for giving the gift. It's the same feeling I get every single time I give Igwe a gift. I remember one birthday when I Read More
Gentlemen, Did You Put Your Cock In A Sock Yesterday?
Funmie and I were getting our nails done when my nail technician showed me her Facebook feed. All I saw were naked men. Beautiful naked men. Beautiful naked men with their cocks in socks. Long story short, Instagram was very excited yesterday with pictures of men with their cocks in socks --- all to raise awareness for prostate cancer. What do cocks in socks have to do with prostate cancer? I don't know, but at the very least, it has me blogging about prostate cancer ... kind of. I will not Read More