Bloggers, show of hands if you'd like to become something from blogging. Whether it's rich, famous, relevant, or all three. Everyone wants this? Well, me, too! There are bloggers who just want to blog for fun and have no interest in monetizing their blogs, but for most of us, we want something out of blogging. For me specifically, I want to be rich and famous. And very, very relevant. I know it's usually funny when I say I want to be rich and famous, but if only you knew how serious I am. Now, I Read More
When It Comes To Penis Size, It’s All About Girth
Ladies, there has been another survey. Yes, about penis size. Because let's face it, we're just as obsessed with penises as men as obsessed with breasts. I don't know about you, but when it comes to surveys about penises, I always want to read it. Yeah, what's the latest size "they" say that women like? According to this new study - and who are the people studying this thing sef? - when it comes to one night stands, it's girth that women are more concerned about. In this study, 41 women Read More
To Lupita Nyong’o, With All Kinds Of Love
Lupita hot-damn Nyong'o! I'll just go straight to the point: congratulations on acquiring the film rights to Chimamanda's book, Americannah. That's the first part of this post. The second part is: when are you going to make the movie, and what will be my part in it? Let me confess: I am yet to read the book. It's very strange that I have not read it considering that the book is about a blogger AND I'll read anything Chimamanda writes. I'll buy the alphabets if Chimamanda writes them. Read More
Watch This Plus Size Pole Dancer Blow Your Mind
Disclaimer: I hate the term, 'plus size,' but for the purpose of this post (because it's used in the original article), I'll use the term here. Emma Haslam, 27 year mom, was on Britain's Got Talent and boy, does she have some talent! She's the kind of person who (before you know her) you completely underestimate until she blows your mind. Check the video below and read the original post here. P.S. I don't know about you, but I'm thinking about now is take some pole dancing classes! Read More
Funmie’s Birthday In Pictures
Funmie's birthday was on Thursday, May 15th, and as usual, she did not plan anything. Igwe and I had a pretty busy day because we had to first attend Dayo's dinner in school - where we met the infamous Professor. We left dinner early - sometime close to 9pm, I think - and headed over to Funmie's house. We took cake, Moscato , disposable plates and cups, and a pair of gold shoes for Funmie. She specifically called me and told me that she wanted either gold or silver shoes. I found gold. When Read More