Sometimes I don't like social media, but other times, I love it because I come across stories like this one. Apparently, there aren't enough problems in Uganda, which is why the President, Yoweri Museveni has taken it upon himself to warn the citizens of the practices that these "Outsiders" are bringing into the nation. What practices, you ask? Why, oral sex, of course! According to the President, the citizens of Uganda should stop doing oral sex upandan because the mouth is for Read More
For The Men: How To Get (And Keep) A Good Woman
This one is a short post. Short because it's very simple. Do you ever feel like all the good women have already been snatched up and there's no one left for you? Well, there's a way around that. How To Get A Good Woman 1. Locate a good woman 2. Locate a good woman with a man who's fucking up. 3. Take the woman from him How To Keep A Good Woman 1. Don't fuck up. The End. Any questions? Read More
Dear Nigerians, How Not To Respond To Congratulations
I love you, my Nigerians, I really do, but you people can like to do some kind of way. I know this does not apply to everyone, but if you are guilty, then please, read and heed. We're talking about your response when people congratulate you for something. Who came up with the idea of saying, "Thank you! Your own too will come!" when someone congratulates you? That is a terrible response to give. This is how NOT to respond to congratulations. First of all, when you tell the person who is Read More
How I’ll Be Spending Valentine’s Day With My Sweet Potatoes
I don't usually celebrate Valentine's Day. It's not some kind of political or spiritual statement I'm trying to make but just because Valentine's Day [in my opinion] is nothing but a commercial holiday, an excuse for brands to make more money out of me, all in the name of love. But I do love love though. Years ago, I did a Valentine's Day project here on the blog where I featured pictures of couples. People sent me pictures of them and their significant other, and it was quite lovely. Well, Read More
Reintroducing Verastic
Sweet Potatoes, how do you like the new look? I have wanted to change Verastic's look since last year, but there was always something more pressing that I needed to do with money. So, finally, in July, I started working on it. I was able to budget some money for the redesign of my online space. Although I started talking with the web designer since July, I am actually glad that the change did not happen till now because it fits in perfectly with the current season of my life: Read More