I was supposed to write about church today, but instead, here I am telling you about sperm. In my defense, I’m telling you about how to [allegedly] become more intelligent. I came across this headline and could not resist reading it. And naturally, after reading it, I had to share with you because good things should be shared.
The intelligent young woman is 26-year-old Alicia Franklin who was already intelligent but wanted to increase her IQ score, so after her research, this was her best solution. In 13 months, her IQ went up by 65 points, so I just have a few a lot of questions:
1. Where did she get this “fresh” sperm every day?
2. Did the sperm come from the same person or from different people?
3. How did the sperm producers provide the sperm? Did they have sex and then pour their seed in her mouth? Or did they go into a room with a naughty magazine while she waited outside? Or some other way?
4. Did the sperm get tested for STDs?
5. How did she ingest the sperm? Did she mix it with something (like juice)? Or did she do a straight shot?
6. How much sperm is considered enough/adequate? One teaspoon?One tablespoon?
7. What exactly is the prescription of this sperm? Once a day? Twice a day? As needed? At dinner time? Before the meal or after the meal?
8. Did the producer(s) of the sperm have to undergo a sperm-count test?
9. Does it matter if the sperm producer has a low sperm count?
10. Does it matter what time of the day the sperms gets released? Like first thing in the morning or during the day or night?
11. Does it matter if this sperm is the first, second, or third release of the day? In other words, does she have to drink the most potent sperm of the day? Would it be all the same if the sperm producer already had two rounds of sex before producing the intelligent sperm?
12. Where did she find out that sperm was the answer to an increased IQ?
13. This article says that semen contains over 200 proteins, so can it be considered a low-carb, high-protein diet? I’m trying to help the people on keto diet.
14. Should sperm now be turned into a daily vitamin and sold over the counter?
15. If indeed she is now smarter than the former smartest people (Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawkins, etc), does that mean that they, too, gained their intelligence this way?
16. Can a man drink his own sperm for one year and achieve the same result?
17. Are there other benefits of drinking sperm (like weight loss, lower blood sugar, lower cholesterol, unexplained happiness, and peace that surpasses all understanding)?
18. Does the sperm lose its nutritional value when heated or cooled?
19. Does the intrinsic value of the sperm change depending on who’s producing it? Example: Will Trump’s sperm be free of charge while Obama’s costs at least one kidney?
20. Finally, does any man who’s reading this post have any sperm that he’s not using again? I’m asking for my friends [Funmie, Solachi, Uju, Ibukun, and Deola]. They all need it.
Show of hands if you’re desperate to try this IQ booster. Don’t be shy. Who wants to try?
I actually would provide samples or some willing try lol. I’m curious if tasting your own helps or has to be someone else’s.
Vera!!!
You are stupid. … but the questions are all valid o.
Really V? what are trying to say? We are not intelligent abi? Let me catch you. Ode!
I am just sooooooo happy reading a post from my Mama. In other news, these questions are valid o. Professional exams are killing me and I need to boost my IQ.
Chei see how wonders shall never end…. All women need to read this to learn how to boost the ish out IQ.
I just have to mention that the first comment is so nasty @Richard, is female IQ booster not male so pls do not go around asking for ur friend to start donating their sperm.