Of all the awkward situations I'd rather never have with my mother, this is definitely high up there. My friend, Solachi (Busola) got married in 2007. But before she got married, we had a surprise bridal shower for her. At this bridal shower, one of her friends gave her about 3 or 4 porn DVDs to prepare her for marriage (she was a virgin). Out of curiosity, we - Uju, Solachi, and I - decided to watch a couple of them. I remember we watched one in Uju's house, and then somehow, I ended up with Read More
What Do AfroCandy And Porn Have In Common?
Nothing. And that's why this porn movie is all kinds of confusing. We first met AfroCandy in 2010 when she released her song, Ikebe Na Money. Back then, we thought it was the most ridiculous thing ever. If only we knew what was coming next. Now in hindsight, I guess it shouldn't be too surprising because she was almost naked in the music video anyway. AfroCandy's new movie is called Destructive Instinct 3 & 4. I'm assuming that Destructive Instinct 1 & 2 is floating around Read More
I’ve Been Watching Porn
Now pick your mouth up from the floor and keep reading the post. Yes, I have been watching porn. And no, I do not wish to tell you why I have been indulging in this activity. Okay, fine. You've convinced me. I'll tell you after the break. Read More