Nothing.
And that’s why this porn movie is all kinds of confusing. We first met AfroCandy in 2010 when she released her song, Ikebe Na Money. Back then, we thought it was the most ridiculous thing ever. If only we knew what was coming next. Now in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t be too surprising because she was almost naked in the music video anyway.
AfroCandy’s new movie is called Destructive Instinct 3 & 4. I’m assuming that Destructive Instinct 1 & 2 is floating around somewhere. When I first came across the “trailer” for this “movie,” I just assumed that it was Cossy. She’s the one who goes above and beyond to show us her yansh and tell us that she doesn’t care what we think. Really, I don’t care either.
AfroCandy in one of her scenes
Afrocandy herself
It was only after watching the video that I realized it was AfroCandy, not Cossy. The movie has AfroCandy baring breasts and ass and doing things on camera that she really shouldn’t be doing. You don’t need to watch the movie to know that it has no plot; the trailer does a good job of conveying that over and over. The lighting, sound, acting, set … SUCKS. The sex sucks, too. Did anyone actually get turned on by this thing?
The thing about porn and Nollywood (although Nollywood would probably distance itself from this movie, as it really should) is that we (Nigerians) have not quite mastered the act of pretend love making. I mean, we have not mastered how to act the love making scene. Love/sex scenes in Nigerian movies are usually just loud, awkward, funny, and unbelievable. It usually involves strange noises and faces that look like they are either defecating or in extreme pain, none of which is sexy to listen to or look at.
I watched the preview twice because I think I may have passed out the first time. I cannot put the video of the trailer up here because it just has too much nudity. However, if you are that interested in seeing it, then you can do so here.
And in case you don’t remember her song, Ikebe Na Money, then here’s the video. Enjoy.
I yaff died. I’m trying to put my thoughts into words but I’m still too shocked. Maybe I’ll get to it in a few days. Phew…
Gbemi, you’re not the only one oh! Everyone is trying to understand her madness, but I don’t think we’ll ever be able to figure it out.
As in the sex sef is horrible. I am reallly sorry for her.
Yes, Kiky. Very, very horrible!!!
lol…I de work oooo..cant be fired because of mumu people. I shall get back to this in 10hrs….smh
Punk. Common video, you no fit watch for work? In fact, you should invite your coworkers and boss to come see it.
Loooooooool, Verastic Vera, whenever I am doing number 2 now, I will just imagine AfroCandy’s face during her sex scenes abi….I haff died and resurrected just like Madam Patience Jonathan…..
Loooool. Well, you’re welcome for the visual. Don’t say I never did anything for you. Lol.
I remember i put up this ikebe na money video on my blog back then….chai! The sex scenes are all kinds of disgor! I actually watched it….
The sex scenes can scar a person for life. Like no one needs to see this!
Vera you no serious oh…you put up the video of her nonsense song ‘Ikebe Na Money’ and tell us to ‘enjoy’? That rubbish of a video that made me pass out?
As for the destructive Instinct…I have no comment. Its not worth commenting on. She’s just doing the same nonsense that others have done before.
Ehen now. I have to tell you to enjoy. Whether you enjoy it or not is your own. Lol. My own problem now is that in spite of all my ikebe, I have not been making any money from it. What am I doing wrong?