Dear Mr. President,
Why is your nose yellow-er than the rest of your body? This is what keeps me up at night. I need to know. And I’d like to also know what other part of your body, if any, is yellow-er.
That is all. For now.
No, seriously. Look at this man’s nose. Does the sun not shine on his nose? Does he bleach his nose? Does he take special care of it? Was its top layer of skin peeled? Does he have a special committee to do stuff to his nose? Is his nose under some kind of insurance? Is it undergoing research? Did he do juju on it? What???
Dear Mr. President, please explain. The people who voted you in need to know. I am not one of those people, but I’d really, really like to know.