When I tweeted about being shocked by the split between Kris [Kardashian] Jenner and Bruce Jenner, a lot of people wondered why I was shocked. I’ll explain. First of all, I should issue a disclaimer here: I don’t watch any Kardashian show. I don’t know how many they have, but I watch none of it. That said, I have an idea of what the relationship between Kris and his wife, Bruce is like. Yes, I deliberately said Kris and his wife.
The reason I am shocked is that Kris and Bruce seem to me like that couple who would have the most unstable and dysfunctional relationship, but who will still rather stay together than split – not necessarily because of love, but because they’re both toxic together and they kind of need a toxic environment – whether they know it or not. They have a love-hate relationship that they wouldn’t have any other way.
Also, it’s Kris we’re talking about here. The woman would do anything to stay on television. How do we know that this so-called separation isn’t a publicity stunt? For all we know, Kris is just trying to rope us in and make us talk about her. And it’s working! I’m blogging about her right now.
In other news, perhaps it’s time the Kardashians visit a Babalawo (spiritualist) in their village. Kris and her daughters (Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney) all have comma in their relationships. Someone might be doing this to them from their village. Where are they from again sef? Ehen Armenia. They need to go there and find the roots of their problems. It might cost them 3 frog eggs and one cup of snail sperm, but it is very much worth it. Go Kardashians, Go!!!