What in Heaven’s name does this thing look like? I cannot understand why this thing is hanging on the wall in my living room. My mother put it up there, and I do not know what this is supposed to be. She thinks it’s decoration, but I think it’s nasty! This thing looks like 2 balls hanging on the wall. Yes, I mean, a man’s balls. C’mon, look @ it well. Why the hell is it on the wall? What is so decorative about this thing?
One time I caught Boyfriend staring @ it, and when he saw me looking at him, we both burst out laughing. Then he asked, “what is this supposed to be?” Shoot, beats me! I don’t know what the makers had in mind when they made it, and I don’t know where it is supposed to be kept, but I know I don’t like it. I don’t like the shape it takes, and I don’t like the image it brings to my head. What if some oyibo person enters my house and starts thinking I’m a pervert for hanging balls on the wall?
I honestly don’t understand my mother. She got this thing from the dollar store, but I don’t know why she got it. I think she just got it because of the price and nothing else. Or could she actually be attracted to these balls? Even if they do not have the disturbing shape that they do, I still would’t take them for free. Yet, my mother paid one dollar for these masculine balls.
Am I missing something here?
BORAT
Soooo I finally saw this movie. Twas really funny. If you’re the type who does not enjoy racial or crude jokes, then perhaps, this movie isn’t for you.
Borat is from Khazakistan (4give my spelling if it’s wrong), and his government sent him 2 USA to learn the culture. It’s one heck of a ride! But you know what is even funnier (in a disturbing way)? The people in this movie weren’t even acting!…that is, with the exception of the people that made the movie. If you’re confused by what I am saying, then sorry, but I dunno how else to explain it.
You shoulda seen when Borat met a black man. Apparently he had never met a black person before. He described the black man as being “naturally chocolate, without make-up”. LOL. I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that. And it may interest you to know that in the entire Khazakistan, Borat’s sister is the 4th best prostitute…and she has a trophy to show for it. Well, ain’t that something?!
IS THIS WEIRD?
Yesterday, I ordered a box of pizza. I ate two slices, then I cut off all the crusts from the remaining slices. I put each crust in a lil ziplock bag (for convenience) and put it in the freezer. I threw the actual pizza away. So now, I have been snacking on the crusts. Whenever I feel like eating one, I just bring out a bag, throw it in the microwave for a few seconds…and voila!!! My snack is ready. I ought to order pizza more often. Too bad I can’t order only the crusts. Needless to say, I really only ordered the pizza because I was craving the crusts. Mmmmm, yummy!!!
EVERY WOMAN – CHAPTER 3
I know I have been talking about it forever, but the 3rd chapter of Every Woman really is almost done. By His Grace, I shuld be putting it up tomorrow. Bear with me, please.
Okay, I guess that’s it for now. I’m off to bed. Gotta wake up early to curl-iron my hair. I just washed it today, so I’m kinda looking like Tina Turner. Oh, and I’ve been putting my hair under my nose and sniffing it. Smells sweet!!! Am I crazy?
Nite Y’ll!
LOL…I am first….Let me come back and leave proper comment
LOL…you are damn weird! Why shld you do such a judgement to the lovely pizza that I love so much?
For real, those “dingle berries” need to leave your living room. Mere looking at the picture I thought you was on the loose again talking about male sexuality.(Your fav. topic) LOL
I just dont knw what to call it. Decoration indeed!! so graceful with orange color..EWWWW!!
Borat?? Infact I was just coming in from that movie. I was wondering why I was having so much fun, now I realised we were on a date “spiritually”!
That movie is funny but crude, rude, demeaning, and outrightly FUNNY and STUPID…
You need a 9mm to kill a Jew in America!!! hahaha
Eating just crusts? Vera, you’re a nutcase.
infact i give up on trying to be first so i will revel in being third!
i cant believe you cut off the crusts and threw away the whole pizza!! what a waste, next time send it to me!
i acually like the balls your mom has hanging up! LOL
shouldnt they sort of go on a christmas tree though? i still like them anyways!
lol
lmao@balls on your walls.. I know you enjoy that! don’t pretend! Orange balls for that matter.. no ez oh!lmao@borat.. that movie is so jokes.. i went to see it the week it came out and dang i don’t even wanna tell the lineup.. but it was totally worth it trust me.. fantastic jokes.. remember when he was chilling with the black dudes and went into the hotel ‘talking black’.. lmao.. he’s like hey vanilla face… lol… other joke i luved.. remember at the dinner party when he brought his shit downstairs.. lol.. like wtf.. the ewwest momemt was when he was fightin with his manager.. lol.. asscrack all over the place! k you’re officially a weirdo!! the pizza is the pizza.. not the crusts(I don’t even know how else to explain that!!)… lmao@mphahlele.. YOU LIKE BALLS!!! hehe
teheheheehee….
your mama no go kill me, oh! glowing shine shine balls for her daughters wall! tehahahahaaaa. my belle go burst here! those are testicles! don’t be deceived by the price! testicles, i say!
i think i love your mum. she’s a gem!
so vera if to say i don order u pizza from gino’s na so u go comot the sweet mede mede wey dey on top. come keep the tasteless crust abi. good thing i had a change of mind if not na so you for just wash my money down storm drain.
as for ur balls! how many times would i tell u not to exhibit ur body parts all in the name of art. u never listen to instructions do u?
ha ha, seriously child u r weird!!! Why would u order pizza just so u can eat the crsut ehn, lol I love 2 sniff my hair when its just being washed too, lol
I saw Borat this weekend n yeah it was too funny!
I’m a sychologist and I I can read peoples mind. With such big balls hanging out there, I can only but imagine how big the dick is. Obviously the person who put them there must be craving for it.
NaijaDude: Thank you oh, my brotha. That thing is indeed ridiculous. Of course, I cannot tell my mother what it looks like cause that would be a very weird conversation, but… oh well. I’m just gonna have to take it down. As 4 the pizza, you don’t know what you’re talking about o! The crust is the bestest part of the pizza. Mmmm yummy!
Azuka: When I wrote about that pizza crust thing, I was gonna write “Azuka, shut up in advance”, but I forgot. Just lemme alone o!
Mpahlele: Yea girl, I think it’s a Christmas decoration that should go a tree. I dunno why my mother bought it and hung it on the wall; makes no sense @ all. And don’t worry, next time, I will send you the pizza itself, okay?
Overwhelmed: Girl, I loved Borat too. And that talk black thing was soo silly. He had his pants down and he was wearing a suit/tux. LOL. Talk about looking mighty stupid. And I don’t care if the pizza is the pizza. I like the crusts!
ChainReader: LOL @ glowing shine shine balls. That’s really what they look like sha. I’m sittin on the couch in the living room with my laptop, and I am looking @ them. They really r glowing. You love my mom, huh? LOL
Chief: Order me the pizza, please!! C’mon don’t do this to me. You know I love you, right? And where is my isi ewu sef?
Biodun: You don’t understand. You dunno what it feels like to eat just the crust. You should try it, Biodun.
Anonymous: LOL. I have to say you’re the first “sychologist” who can’t spell PSYCHOLOGIST. I wonder why??? Thanx 4 writing sha, and keep up ur sychology.
Since they are up on the wall, does that make them wall nuts?
vera i dont think this pizza is your kinda pizza o. its a thin crusted pizza so i doubt if u’ll be able to take out the good stuff and leave just the crust. which isi-ewu? i dont know what you are talking about.
boorish male, i think they are shinny orange wall nuts.
Boorish Male: LOL. You’re hella funny. I never even thought about that, but you’re right on point! They r indeed wall nuts!
Chief: If I slap you ehn, you’ll remember my isi ewu. Don’t play wit my emotions o!
there are two orange nutts hanging on a wall. one named vera the other named spice. dangle away vera, dangle away spice. come back vera, come back spice. come back orange nutts and hang on the wall.
LOL!!! Those orange balls! LOL!!!
Vera, why do you ask questions that you already know the answers to…? Are you crazy? Hmmm… let me get back to you on that one! 😉
As for the pizza crusts… look at how you are wasting food! Vera! Vera!! Vera!!!
Chief: You know what I’m gonna ask you to kiss, right? Shey you know, right?
Buki: I’m not any crazier than you are jare. And that pizza thing is not waste @ all oh. I just love the crust!
Vera your mom’s trying to tell you something. Look beyond the obvious.
@ Pizza crusts. Babe you can’t shock me anymore. Shebi na you?
U’ve got a dirty mind girl!! They look like xmas decorations to me!!
How can u order pizza, throw it away and keep the crusts? Normal human beings throw the crusts away and u’re doing the exact opposite!!
At long last!! Part 3!! 2 days behind my estimated scheduled date!! I’m going to read part 3 now.
I havent seen the movie ‘Borat’ yet but Borat himself has appeared in alot of interviews and chatshows in the UK. He is incredibly funny abd crude but of course, its only funny as long as I’m not the butt of his crude but incredibly funny jokes, remarks and comments.
I know this post is old now, but I’m just catching up.
Girl, you are too funny. LOL
And wasting pizza!? Hmph! Maybe you should order breadsticks…