Can you believe that I stayed awake from yesterday till today? I mean, I did not sleep between monday and tuesday…isn’t that crazy? Actually, I finally slept @ about 7:40am, but I had to be up @ 8:00am, so would you really consider that as sleeping? Don’t even ask me why I was up so late….or early…
Remember how I told you my right breast was itching? It got worse! Now, even the nipple is itching too. I’m telling you, as I stood in front of the bathroom mirror today, I started looking at my toothbrush differently. I just wanted to grab that thing and set it to kill the itch on my nipple. But I hadn’t taken a shower, and I didn’t wanna rub germs on my toothbrush and then use it in my mouth. Besides, the itch might be transferred to my teeth…… if possible (but I doubt it).
Thank goodness Ms. Flow is leaving; I’m sure she won’t last past tomorrow….or today sef. She’ll be back sometime next month. She flies in through the “menses airway”.
I just cooked some stew, and I guess I should also cook some rice but it’s kinda late, and I really don’t feel like it. Well, some people sent me emails about my latest article, so I guess I could put some rice on fire and come back to continue this entry and start my emails…
*Vera gets up and walks into the kitchen*… (why do I refer 2 myself as a third person? I have some serious issues)
Can you believe Uju just came 2 my house and dumped her notes? She didn’t copy down her notes in class, and now, I have to help her do it…even though I don’t have the same class with her. Hell, we don’t even attend the same skool. But anyways…
I guess I’m done 4 today. I’ll be sure to update you tomorrow…. or the day after.
Gud Nite.


Hi Vera, just had a gander thru your blog.
(UglyCamel gets down on one knee)
Will you marry a camel that’s passed his prime?
(Hands over red rose)
A beatiful Nigerian named Vera
My word I just had to see her
So I packed my hump
And with a skip and a jump
Married my gorgeous marylander.
Ok so I’m crap at poetry!!
Good Luck!