Here’s what I have been thinking about lately.
Is anyone still tryna figure out who Baba Alaye’s crush is? For a while, I couldn’t figure it out, but then I looked @ his blog one more time, and it was sooooo easy to figure out. On his last post, someone left a comment with the name ‘Baba Alaye’s Crush’. Her comment was “I can’t take it anymore. I think I have a crush on you Babaalaye (your blogville persona). But I don’t know what to do about it. How do I proceed? I can’t reveal my name publicly, I have a reputation to protect so please don’t ask me to). “ If indeed this was Baba Alaye’s crush, then I wanna say… thanks for clarifying it (your feelings) up 4 us oh. But now that you have left this comment, are you still living in oblivion and thinking no1 knows? You might as well just post with ur real name jo! After all, na you be the first person 2 have a crush on a Blogger?… not that I’m saying I have or I do oh! *smile*
Am I the only one who has noticed there is some kinda hanky panky going on between Unnaked Soul & Ms Zee? Calm down, I am not tryna “snatch” Unnaked Soul. I just figured every1 should look in2 their mysterious relationship because all these warm emails they have been sending back and forth, e no dey ordinary o. Besides, no1 has sent me a warm email!
Life Of A Stranger Called Me has the weirdest link ever. I cannot even read it. I don’t know what it’s saying, or what it’s supposed to say. And I definitely don’t know what it means either. It even has two dashes (–) somewhere in between it, which makes it a lot harder 4 me 2 comprehend. LOL. It does not help that the title of the blog is almost the same as the link…xcept that the link has an extra ‘n’ (‘manybe’ instead of ‘maybe’), so now I don’t know which one is right….not that it will help me understand it anyway. Am I the only one who feels this way?
Overwhelmed’s avatar has been causing confusion between me and my husband (Guy Horny)…and you know we are newly weds, so we don’t need this wahala. He blogged about it some time ago, and he called them ‘stones‘. I thought they were jelly beans. Calabar Gal called them sweets, and Omohemi Benson called them pebbles. Oya Overwhelmed, come and explain yourself, please.
The Professor has been giving me the short end of the stick. I shoulda known things didn’t quite add up when Ms Zee somehow started leaving comments on Professor’s blog before me. This is the comment he left on Ms Zee’s last post, “By the way, I’ve updated. You might want to run ahead and leave a comment before Vera gets there… “. Hmmm, somebody (AKA The Professor) is trying me o! You thought I wouldn’t find out abi?
BHookey’s blog has mysteriously disappeared. I could have sworn she had a blog there the last time I checked. In fact, I think there was a post with her picture sef….abi am I seeing things? Somehow, the thing has disappeared to wherever blogs disappear to.
Temmy Tayo has a bone 2 chew with Calabar Gal (even though she discretely said “Calabar GirlS). My wonder is if Calabar Gal knows anything about this. I think Calabar Gal is married to Temmy Tayo’s ex. Yeap, that’s my story and I am sticking to it. You might call me an instigator, but do I really care? Oya Calabar Gal, let the fight begin! On second thoughts, A Calabar Girl mighta caused wahala bw Temmy & Ex. Shebi all of una don read about Temmy & her ex. Does any1 know the tribe of the girl ex cheated with? Hmmmm. I be undercover CIA o!
Guy Horny, I have not forgotten about the favorite avatar post. I’ll still do it. Right now, I have two favorites; I need to come up with the third. Has any1 else done the post about your 3 favorite avatars? Guy Horny wants us to do it, so y’ll might wanna do it ASAP.
Have a lovely day; I’m off to do some writing…after I catch up on my blog rolls, of course.
Anonymous says
Woooot!
Dont tell me I’m 1st!
I will like to thank my mum, dad and baby daddy lol!
Anonymous says
Now that I have settled down, i have to say the blog world or blogville as u guys have christened it is getting heated.
Congrats on ur and ur guy…I hope he lives up to him name!
Ummm…tht overwhelmed’s profile pic/avatar puzzled me tooo
About Ms Zee and Unnaked Soul…..
What can I say, I need to go and investigate this asap…
nice one vera!
Anonymous says
Darn I was first then saw Bellas comment drat!! Anywaysssss i will just like to clarify that I do not leave anonymous comments.For all I know it might have been you seeing your role as maniser in blogville. 😛
I noticed the MsZee thing too.hmmmm
Overwhelmed’s avatar is a pic of pebbles or beads…
Guy Horny says
Mo Bella Naija No! I was supposed to be first. There was no comment here when i read this. Maybe I should commented before reading. Oh no (sobbing)
Yesssso! y’all should check out the top 3 avatar post on my blog and and leave a comment (would luv 2 know everyone’s top 3 avatars)
I thot I was the only one who noticed the exchange going un between Ms ZEE and UNNAKED SOUL. Abeg wetin be the KOKO
@Bella Naija
You can bet your blog on the simple fact that I live up to my name. LOL
Anonymous says
you are an amebo vera!!!
what is your business with hanky panky in the blog world.
Anonymous says
I thought you were the only ones seing things seing as no has, but from the comments its appears that a couple of others have.
The title for my blog is called Reached the top and reckons maybe –
And I was hoping to write about my life as a stranger in what Ive done thus far.
The first time I logged on, there was an error – I had typed “manybe” instead of “maybe” thinking that no one saw it – obviously nothing can pass you – vera.
Im always in a rush, and constantly making typos. Im sure every comment Ive ever left has a typo. And if there was an award, Im sure I will shamefully be the first.
Will try and fix – soon –
LOL – girl you are too funny.
Vera Ezimora says
Bella Naija: LOL. Are you done with ur speech? Yes, go and investigate this Ms Zee and Unnaked soul thing immediately.
TMINX: LOL. You see this ur life ehn? Did I mention ur name anywhere on that blog? I no send o. But since you have volunteered 2 put urself in the spotlight, who am I to deny u that joy? You think overwhelmed’s avatar might be beads? Hmmm..
Guy Horny: Too bad they got 2 it b4 you. And yes, next time, u should definitely comment b4 reading. So u noticed Ms Zee and Unnaked thing too ehn? Odikwa serious o! Hey, why is ur avatar not showing next 2 ur name?
ConfusedNaijaGirl: I had to find out now! Like Guy Horny said, I want the koko too.
Life Of A Stranger: LOL. My dear, the link has been giving me sleepless nights. Every time I come 2 ur blog, I look @ the link again, thinking I might have not seen it well the last time. LOL
azuka says
Leave the lovebirds alone jo. Very soon we’ll hear that you have your sights on unNaked.
Anonymous says
Bhookey’s blog url is http://2mentalbreakdownsawayfromthenuthouse.blogspot.com/. I don’ know where you got that other url from!
I think EVERYONE should do what the Professor does… Alert others so that Vera does not comment first! LOL!!!
Anonymous says
Vare u don kolo finish oh..and my dear Overwhelmed’s picture is peebles. Kilode with my fav. Ms Zee and unnaked soul? they are having a good time and you wan come pour sand into her garri she likey like that eh!
And since u don divorce me, no dey pressure me to update again oh!..>LOL
Anonymous says
Tsk Tsk.
I didn’t know sticks had short ends. In my defence, this is the first time that’s happening. It may not be the last.
Cherub (former Bijouxoxo) says
… and are u trying to tell me that TMinx equals babaalaye’s crush? Shebi i’ve been yanning that we’ll have a blogsville romance, maybe wedding sef, u people have been laughing at me.
Did u also hear that Naijabloke, ur husband wants to buy “a teddy bear” for Teva? No be from my mouth u hear o.
Calabar Gal says
Madam Instigator!! I’m coming to get u!! Maryland no far at all!!!! U shall not succeed in driving a wedge between me and my beloved temmy.
I still stick to what I said. OWNB’s avatar are sweets. I think she mentioned sometime ago that they were skittles. Oya OWNB – put Vera to shame. Say the truth and shame the devil!!!!! LOL!!!
Anonymous says
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL……..Vera Vera Vera…how many times did I call ur name??? Updates odikwa HILARIOUS!!!! he he…
I think ONB’s avater are ‘precious stones.’
Anonymous says
vera…. hum hum hum…. I shall drink some pami and come back… Infact I am on a mission to take all the blogmen from you.. I have taken Unnaked, the professor (wait na man or woman) e no matter we shall deal with that… my next stop is GH… yes Vera, GH you berra lock him up oooo far and throw the key away cos when i get him there is no turning back ooo.. LOL
How are you doing dear??
Anonymous says
@ Vera – I know your response would be ” you did not answe the question about romancing unnaked”
Oya my response is ——- ——————————-!!!!
LOL
Vera Ezimora says
Azuka: Rubbish! See how you’re talking as if you will be able 2 stop me if I decide to go after him. Anyway, u need not worry, I won’t go after him.
Buki: SO that’s how u feel ehn? They should alert people so that I don’t post first ehn? Well, it won’t work 4 u o!
NaijaDude: You’re not serious @ all o. I will make u update when I want to, and how I want to. So those r pebbles ehn? Where is Overwhelmed sef?
The Professor: You’re not serious @ all oh. You’re even happily telling me this might not be the last time. You no fear?
Cherub: Ehn?! Wetin u talk? Bloke is buying a teddy bear 4 who? na who be Teva sef? Oya gimme her address lemme go and beat her black & blue.
Calabar Gal: You be a very yeye gal o! I’m even tryna help u sef, and u’re there attacking me. Oya stay there now.
Jaycee: ONB will have 2 hurry up & tell us what her avatar really is cause I don’t know.
Ms Zee: You can take unNaked & professor o. I no kuku want them sef. But Guy Horny? No o! You berra leave my boo alone o. As u can see, my other husbands have been missing in action. Guy Horny is the only eye I have o, so just leave him 4 me like that. So anyway, hurry up & tell us the koko of you and unNaked.
bhookey84 says
i got intimidated and ran away o , not everyone is a vera or bella naija, glad to know im missed tho, heheheheheheh
angie says
Vera!! Ogini….lol. Wetin Zee and Unnaked soul do u?Abi r u trying to get another blog boyfyy, so that u will be the only one to receive “cyber valentine” gifts on the 14th?
I have been wondering too wat OWNB avatar is, i always picture it as a bubbly “something”, mayb beans….lol.
So is Tminx reali Baba-alaye’s blog crush???can’t wait to attend a cyber/blog wedding….lol
Anonymous says
well well well… what do we have here?
you seriously want to know?
te he he he (I laff for yoruba!!!)
Anonymous says
Are u serious so that is it eh, are u sure its Tminx. Hmm okay o!. I go dey shine my eyes for the 2 of them.
This blogging thing can be very addictive, in less than a week I have posted twice. I think I need to slow down o jare, before the gist finish abi? what do you think?
babaalaye's crush says
Hiya,
Babaalaye is my crush not sure if I’m his crush though cos he didn’t respond to that comment I left on his page. Thing is though I am on blogger (under another name) and drop the odd comment but do not blog so it can’t be my words his has been ‘soaking in’. I do fancy him (his blogville persona) but I don’t feel too comfortable talking about it until he does som’n about it. It’s just a crush though, it might fizzle out. Just thought I’d clarify so as to stop the confusion I might have caused. L8rs
Anonymous says
You can tell from the writing pattern that this blogger follows and trace who this blogger is… meany-whilly , I shall proceed on a witch hunt…
hey! leave my case alone!
ceecy29 says
Vera, you’re too funny! But come sef, even me that I’m not on blogger, I noticed the Unnaked soul and Ms. Zee romance thingy…ah ahn…exchanging emails and even e-stuttering (I think she posted up the wrong email addy and then went “oh sorry I meant this one”) LOL….tells you how much of an inspector gadget I am.
and that Bhookey girl…very fickle girl I tell you…LOL
snazzy says
As a percieved neutral party, it has been brought to my attention that someone is able to lay claim to the affections of more people than her actual level of hotness deserves due to several pictures of said people in certain uncompromising positions. I also heard that there is a reward for the brave blogger that would free these people by destroying those pictures (before val’s day is extra). There have also been rumors of roofies and spanish fly but those have yet to be substantiated.
Anonymous says
vera ur blog don dey turn to hysterical lane. only u fit make people start cyber war, cos see as them don organize themselves like ecomog troops dey form formation wey dem go take overthrow u as the number one interpreter that i know.
bhookey84 says
ceecy if i knock u ……..but thats bad o, im known to be fickle, not good at all………im workin on it
ceecy29 says
Knock who? No respect oh! Is it because we’re on blogger???
DiAmOnD hawk says
okay…WHY are ppl’s comment coming thru as ANONYMOUS on my end…yet ppl seem to be able to identify them? something weird is happening…hmmmm…and thank you for highlighting the stuff about a Life of a Stranger…infact my sister and I were talking about it a couple of days and I was going to ask her myself
temmy tayo says
Vera!!!!!
YOu will not cause a fight between me and Calbargal,lailai. God will not allow it to happen.
Well, u want me to spill abi?
I will do so but soon.
Calabar Gal says
Vera – what did you do to ur blog? I could have sworn that the last time I was here, Bella Naija and Tminx were the first to comment but now the first two posts are credited to “anonymous”. I was about to ask u self as I was scrolling down why there are so many anonymous comments on this post. Is ur blog getting spooky?
NaijaBloke says
I have been reading thru all ur posts and so that is how u want to do it now abi.. make me sef go polygamous naw ..no wahala ..
Whatz up with u …hope u r aiight.
Been busy is an understatement here o ..take care and talk to u soon
Vera Ezimora says
I dunno what is going on with my blog o! I dunno why there are so many anonymous comments. This is all Azuka’s fault! He tols me 2 switch 2 the new blogger, and look where that gat me. Lemme go find him sef. He must fix this problem o!
Overwhelmed Naija Babe says
lol… they’re pebbles
Dilch says
Hey
Not trying to spread rumours or anything, but I asked a fellow blogger and she told me that you were babaalaaye’s crush….Are you just trying to throw us off the scent??
azuka says
Everyone seems to be anonymous, ha ha! Will I be? I doubt!