That Awkward Moment When Everyone Finds Out That The President Is Absolutely Endowed

I’m not even gonna write too much in this one. Yesterday, the web was buzzing with Vice President Biden’s revelation of President Obama’s big stick. It must have sounded good in his head before the words came out and chewing them back up was not an option. It’s only a 25-second video. Watch it after the cut.

“… I promise you, the President has a big stick …” 😀

Well, I don’t know about everyone else, but for me, I’m gonna need a confirmation from First Lady, Michelle Obama. Normally, I’d ask that I see it face-to-face (or face-to-member in this case), but Barack Obama is my President, and there are just certain parts of him I’d rather not see. Yeah, but the First Lady totally needs to confirm this big stick thing. What exactly are we working with here?