Chronicles Of A Falling Graduate

I still remember what my graduation was like, and I definitely remember what Uju’s graduation was like in Miami just a few days ago (post coming up soon with loads of pictures!). I can tell you that neither one of us had this kind of memorable graduation. The video is only 26 seconds long. Watch and learn.

This poor girl just keeps on falling. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone fall so many times in such a short amount of time. The shoes don’t look so high, so I wonder what was really going on. I know that sometimes it’s not easy to be steady on heels, but damn. I would have honestly vexed and taken off the shoes. The person behind her is struggling to not laugh, and the girl beside her has a WTF look on her face.

It’s a different kind of fall cause it’s not like she’s hitting something or tripping on a cord. And she sure doesn’t even look drunk. My guess is that she got a tranquilizer shot. Why else would her ankles be so bendy? Even the wide shot of the video shows her still falling and getting up. And falling and getting up. And more falling and getting up. I laughed so hard that I almost pee’d on myself.

But girl (her name is Diane), you got your degree! And your fellow graduates will never forget this day because of you. Congratulations. You have no idea how many people’s day you have made (and will continue to make) better with this fall of yours.

P.S. This is even funnier that Funmie falling on her ass, wide legs open with NO underwear.

P.P.S. And even while we were in Miami, she fell down twice on the staircase. On the same day.