My Writing
I have been told that I may be “too out there” for our Naija brother with the things I write. While I may have considered this, I do not wish to be put in2 a Nigerian box. I wanna be known first & foremost as a writer. And as a write, I wanna write what would please majority of my readers. Though most of my characters are Nigerians, it is only because I am Nigerian…not because I only wanna have Nigerian readers. So far so good. Besides, charity begins @ home.
Crazy Gal
Busola, my best friend called my public fone & when she didn’t get me, she left me a message. The gal don kolo finish o! Click HERE to listen to the message. I blogged about her some months ago when she got engaged. Click HERE to see a picture of her and her boo. This is how the stupid gal greets me everytime o…make una see for yourself the kind of crazy person I’m dealing with.
London Bukki
For whatever reason, this girl has been feeling like someone that can beat me o Make una go warn this gal o! And on top of that sef, she threatened that I put this on my site “Thank you so much LondonBukki cos without your gentle persuasion, I won’t have had the courage to put it up”. So I have posted it here 4 her sha…not that I’m afraid of her o! Ah ah, no be lil Bukki of yesterday? I still remember when I used 2 change her ‘napkin’ now. Okay seriously, thank you London Bukki.
Why???
Why do these spam/junk mail people feel the need 2 keep sending me all these ‘Vera, enlarge your penis size’, ‘Vera, stay hard longer”, ‘Vera please her better in bed’, ‘Vera, make her scream’, ‘Vera increase your breast size’, ‘Vera increase your butt size’, and ‘Vera have the penis you’ve always dreamt of’. Always dreamt of? Since when??? Make una warn these spam people o! I have never wished, nor do I wish now to increase ANY part of my body – especially a nonexistent penis. And whoever “she” is, I don’t wanna please “her” in bed. I’m quite fine with pleasing myself, thank you!
That’s all for now. Hope y’ll enjoyed my rantings. Until tomorrow.
lmao.. girl ur just not serious.. but yea i get that spam stuff all the time.. so bloody annoying 4real.. but what can you do.. u gotta please HER.. lol
awww.. i’m so happy 4 ur best friend.. she’s gorgeous and so is her fiancee .. i wish them happiness.. but come oh which kind boom box idea be that now.. i read your older post and girl you’re just living in your own dream world.. its a pretty funny place to visit sha.. guests pay gate fee 4 naija weddin? lol.. bring your own canopy… dat would go down in guiness book of records..
i just rememberd one naija weddin my mom went 2 in england.. the wife took a cab 2 the church.. the husband came down on the subway… and the pieces of chicken were counted for the amount of guests.. one meat per guest.. lol.. my mom says that wedding became the yardstick for measuring the level of all weddings for yearsss after.. if u wanted 2 have a weddin in england @ the time.. people would first ask you.. babygirl… is ur weddin going to be anything like tinas? cos if so.. i’ll be out of town during that period.. lol.. i kno.. naija ppl are jokers for real
i too dey leave long comments self.. but i luv ur blog.. so it follows…
I can’t listen to the clip here cos work has blocked the download… LOL!!!
I wish your Best Friend and her man a Happy Married Life.
Good Girl, I see you listened to me and put that up. You are lucky, very lucky! LOL!!! BUT Vera, did you just say ‘Napkin’? Oh NO!!! LOL!!!
As For Spam – What can we do? More and More Nonsense keeps flooding my Junk Mail Folder.
Enjoy your weekend!
Did I actually hear “Bitch, Call me back?” You guys have really come a long way. BITCH!! LOL!!!
Dont bother going through my spam mail. just hit the ‘Empty Folder’ button with glee each time. Yeye people.
vera could u have asked for a better voice mail message. no be ur fault at all, wait till i see busie next and inspire her to leave u unedited rated pg21 messages.
We all get them. The spammers are always ahead, and currently I receive over two hundred e-mails a day — about 150 are spam.
No matter what I do, no matter what spam filters I use, they only succeed in weeding out my friends’ emails and letting spam through. Blame it on my well-intentioned friends who decide to sign me up for Free Gift Offers, even though I’ve warned them several times.
Sometimes, your email can be so obscure, you’d never think any spam would come through, but your friends can be such a royal pain…
vera no be ur fault o. if not for GOD, i’d have contacted londonbuki to marathon-RUN ur big behind over to the power of uncountable.
LOL @ Chiefo.
Vera, what tomorrow were you talking about? It’s been almost a week!!!
I tagged you, check my blog.
Have a blessed week.