For those of you that are about three hours (or more) ahead of US, it should be five days more in your area. Just in case you didn’t know, I’m telling you now that I intend to count the days to my birthday down.
So after a lot of very emotional battle, I finally decided to settle for other gifts for my birthday…although I would readily accept the ones I really want. Now, I know y’ll are all hot and bothered about what I want, so lemme ease your pain and tell you what I want.
- A camcorder like one of the ones HERE
- A bottle (or complete gift set) of Euphoria by Calvin Klein (See picture HERE)
- A bottle (or complete gift set) of Provocative Woman by Elizabeth Arden. (See picture HERE)
- A pair (or pairs) of shoes in any color other black, white, brown or cream. Basically, I’ll like colors like blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, etc. I wear a size 9 or 91/2. I don’t want open-toe shoes, please; just want regular pumps like the ones HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE (I realize these are a lot of shoes, but understand now…)
- I guess jewelry would work too. I only do silver and platinum; of course, diamonds on the silver or platinum wouldn’t hurt a bit. You know diamonds are forever, right?
- I’m a big fan of hand bags too. So something like this would be greatly appreciated. Click HERE HERE HERE HERE
- A gift card to Macy’s won’t be a bad idea…I guess…. as long as it has a substantial amount of money in it.
I know what you’re thinking – “Vera, are you sure this is all you want?”. Well, of course I want more, but who will give it (them) to me? I’m gonna keep hoping that Oprah replies one of my letters. I mean, is the mail system really that bad??
Finally, I couldn’t resist updating you on some of the search words that have brought people to my site. Enjoy!
- what to do when eaten expired food (I hate to say this, but this is really the wrong place to look for that)
- searching for soul mate in Nigeria with big b (what is the big b? breasts? butt? what??)
- patience ozokwor death (I didn’t hear she’s dead oh.)
- free love spell of mother-in-law (is this to make the mother-in-law love you??)
- dating igbo men (Lemme know when you find out, please).
Alright, beautiful people…I’ll have to stop here till next time. Remember, it’s just six more days! Yay!!!
Night!
yehhh! i am first!!!
inmy opinion your list is too short . make it longer girl!!
and the stuff that brings peeps to your blog. LOL
Vera, you’re still on ole whatever you think. Is it because of these gifts you’ve been putting the moves on me? Eye don clear…
Some ice cream and a few cupcakes from everyone should make your day. You know it!
Your boyfriend Bloke should buy the rest. Or did he say he’s hard up?
Errm, I meant, you’re an Ole!
lol @ those things still bringing people to your blog…..
You and this your birthday gift list sef!!!!
Anyways its better than the last.
Have a great week!
Happy bday in advance girl. Just buy all the stuff you need and send me the bill. I’ll wire the money to your account or transfer it through western union.
LOL.. ah honey that the way to do it…
Sweetheart,yes o ..just use that our credit card for all the purchases o.
ConfusedNaijaGirl: Are you being sarcastic? I will believe you’re not sha. Yes indeed, I should increase it, but with the kind of poor, common folks I have in my life, that go dey difficult o
Azuka: First of all, how dare you call Bloke my boyfriend?? He is my husband! Cupcake & icecream? I think not!! I don’t accept edibles as gifts @ any point in time. When did I put the moves on you? Stop lying o! You’re tryna come bw me and my Bloke
Nilla: Does that mean I should be expecting something from you then? Cause that’s really the only thing I wanna hear. I can give you my address if you want.
TaureanMinx: Very funny! You think you can get me like that ehn? You don’t know I will be officially one year older in five days ehn? you’re not serious @ all.
Elle: Thanks babe! I’m sure you understand where I am coming from. A girl has gotta be spoiled…@ least for one day.
Bloke: I’m disappointed in you. That is sooooo unromantic! You want me to use our credit card to shop for myself? C’mon baby, you can do better than that. You ought to surprise me. And if I were you, you know what I’d do? I’d buy everything on that list and surprise you. I mean, imagine that!
Stop lying o! You’re tryna come bw me and my Bloke
Na so dem dey change mouth. I don see ya true color!
Damn…NaijaBloke has serious taste oh..he went from one seriously stylish girl to another!!! I am in love with those shoes oh.. see me here salivating.. the only sucky part is that their shoes are small(for me at least oh… everything on your sister is long oh… i’m 5ft11, my feet are size 11… so its bloody hell finding shoes sometimes… especially the stilletos that I love so much!)una wey get small leg… una lucky no be small… How old are you turning self mami.. so we can figure the nature of gift to get you… and to be honest with you.. I think your gift list is too short… i mean Bloke can take care of all those things with just one swipe of his credit card… so which gifts are you gonna make Azuka get now or even Boorish male? you know all your male admirers have to show their ‘love power’ now oh! O di kritical!
Ooh Vera sweetie,
How are you doing? Happy New Year you know I always adore ur lovely face with your lovely rotunda!
My main reason for writing this missive is to inform you that I really used to love you, your love was inevitable, unexplanable, fulfilling and exceptional. But since “Overwhelmed” introduced me to her mum, I decided to give her a second chance, as in check the proximity, the attention and I love my girls to be witty and scandalous, she’s a bit edgier than you are, I must say!
Well we are still trying things out, hopefully I should know the rise and fall of it all after January 14th, I know I’m always coming back to you, and I will surely do so, just keep me in mind because on the 15th of January I might probably knock on your door.
Have a nice life, for now!
Naijadude
Ohhh..Chei! see ur list..
I dont buy gifts instead I cook for the person, so if you want me to cook, I’ll cook it and wire the dish to you. But don’t blame me if the food rots by the time it gets to US oh..lol.
I’ll add some chinese preservatives..:p
LOL@ the Search queries that brought people to your blog.. Aint it interesting.. I see Azuka has been doing part time SEO abi:p
Na Wa o! we no go hear word again bcos of Vera’s bday; abi you r going to throw a party and invite us all round so that we can celebrate in style! I think that will be more worthwhile than just buying you presents, not so?
lol
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE. you never did say how old (or young)you were turning.
In fact mademoiselle, your blog does fascinate me alot. A friend of mine actually sent me your link and everytime I want to have a laugh or read something I find interesting I know you’re just a click away and I’m yet to be disappointed anyways :-))
Your b/day gift… now I think I’m gonna steal some of the list for mine too hehehe… anyways, I’ll try and send you one(do you believe that???. Whatever is bloke going to give you anyways??
Okay, now I got to go myself. There’s this new blog I came across, apparently the blogger visits you too. You might wanna check it out on http://www.tuneday.blogspot.com
Tara….
chei, see how nijadude is trying to dodge responsibility! hahahaha. if you are going to do that, you might as well wait till after valantine’s day to show up! ‘cos knowing vera, she’s going to have a more extensive list for that.
emm, vera, i wasn’t saying he should stay away, oh! i was just giving him a little advice. what’s worth doing is worth doing well, abi?
lol@you. So you finally decided to step it down with the list. Good luck. I agree with confused, you need to add some more stuff so there’s more options.
gosh can i have that tweaky thingy Azuka made for you? I’d like to see what brings people to my blog if at all. Those were some funny searches.
Azuka: Whatever! You lying, backstabbing, blackmailing, trifflin’, errrr computa boy! Wait till my husband kicks ur black ass (and yes, I know it’s black. I heard!) back to the stone ages. You will see!
Overwhelmed: Girl, I hardly consider my leg as being small but lol @ ur feet. That’s what u get 4 being long. Where were u when God was giving shortness away? Haha! Those shoes are indeed rather tasty! Bloke is a lucky man, ain’t he? Now, if only he will buy those shoes!
NaijaDude: I’m highly disappointed in u! So you’re telling me u left me 4 Overwhelmed’s mom? What does she have that I don’t have ehn? And u have the nerve to tell me u’ll be back after 15th. Well, I’ve got news 4 u… I don’t care when u come back. Whenever it is, u’ll still have to gimme my gift(s)!
Lee: How many times do I have to tell you that I don’t want food 4 my birthday? You can cook for me oh…but it won’t be my gift. You already know what I want anyway…abi?
Beautifully Human: You’re kidding right?? Party instead of gifts? You must be kidding!! You berra send me my gift oh…especially after u even used my birthday to get discounts sef. Imagine the likenesss!
Tara: Thanks a lot girl. I checked out the blog you told me to check out; interesting stuff. What’s even more interesting is that he has never been to my site…to my knowledge anyway. Thanks 4 stopping by. I just thought of two other perfumes I need to add to that list. I wanna give my err ‘gifters’ more options, you know? LOL. Feel free 2 steal my list, as long as I am entitled to 40% of your gifts. Deal?
ChainReader: It’s time for you to tell me whose side you’re on o! Why are you giving NaijaDude ideas on dodging my ‘gifting period’? FYI, agaracha must come back! I dunno if you understand that but my point is that no matter when he comes back, he will have 2 give me my gifts
Mari: Yeah, yeah, I stepped down a notch but it breaks my heart that I did. I still want the other things!
Chei!
If no be say my ‘odeyeshi factor’ dey on high levels I for don kpafuka wit all this curse wey Vera put for my head.
Shebi tomorrow you go come say I be your blog gynecologist? We go see now…
Disclaimer:
I am not responsible for what my keyboard ‘says.’ So help me God.
Not a bad list vera!! The stillettos are very nice – but I did notice you called them ‘pumps’ or is that American English?
Like Tminx said, I buy the idea of you sending me your account details so I can pay (or withdraw?!?) all monies necessary to buy the gifts to your account. Shikena!!
Ok Vera, here is the deal – Send me your address and I’ll shop tell this yahoo boys to send the stuffs to your house. But hey! EFCC Watches…….
Vera… since when did you becomes a dealsgirl like that?? 40%?? only you?? you no even fear hehehe…. anyways, lets see how much of the gifts I get then we’ll see about cuts 🙂
In fact now you’ve made me spend all of my day on macys and other shoes and bag sites… I guess we share something when it comes to those and perfumes also.
Anyways, HAPPY BAFFDAY in advance o! see you then.
Tara…