It’s been hard to believe, but Samuel is dead. Here is the video of his funeral which I personally performed. I have (more like had) two fish (fishes?). They’re both small male betta fishes. Samuel was the smaller one, and Phillip (the bigger one) killed it – at least that’s what I believe. Phillip has been hitting Samuel, and finally Samel gave up the ghost. Oh well. Guess it’s time for another fish shopping.
I even wore all black to show him his last respect. Hmmmmm. 
I had on a pair of black pants, a black shirt, a black shirt, and black gloves. I even wore a very high heeled pair of black shoes. Twasn’t funny, but hey, I did it. I am a strong gal o!
By the way, is anyone interested in seeing a picture of Little Vera?
London Buki called me and she’s not feeling so well. So pray for her quick recovery please.
Samuel’s Funeral
LMAO!!! That’s so wrong on so many levels. Lol, may his soul rest in pieces as i’m such the toilet must have done.
Vera! Vera! Veraaaa! You be kolomental o! You actually dressed up for the ‘fish funeral’ I saw the tip of your shoes in the funeral Video.
Dont worry, you can buy a new one from Mama putt’s Pot. She’s got it all – cat fish, croaker and all dem dem. LOL
When I saw the title I knew it was Vera and another animal death.
If I come visiting, better not use that plate to serve me, or else!
JJ: LOL. Amen o! His soul will rest in perfect peace. Wait! Did you say his soul should rest in pieces?? Don’t try me o! By the way, I visited your blog today, but as usual I couldn’t leave a comment. We have 2 do something 2 fix this oh… ah ah. I dunno who sent you to Xanga sef
Guy Horny: So that’s what you’ll say ehn? I should go to Mama Put’s pot for fish? And all this time I thought you loved me. Okay oh, nice to know how you actually feel. You think this is kolomental? Wait till I do my impression of Elmo from Sesame Street. Don’t try me o!
Azuka: You will eat out of whatever plate I serve you from. You don’t have a choice. What makes you think you have a choice? Boy please!
vera! may you not be charged with genocide. na one by one u dey kill these poor helpless fishes abi. for ur coverup u will blackmail me by calling me husband snatcher. u have finally crossed the thin line between gbadun and non-gbadun.
lol.. i’m positive you’re semi-high all the time Vera… lmao… na really something dey do you oh!! Luving your shoes by the way… too sexy!!! I’m praying for LondonBuki oh… heya.. how terrible!! I’ll pray that the Lord reserves Samuel a place in fish heaven.. amen!!! I think your fish are killer fish cos we have like 20 or so in my tank and one time we put in 2 fighter fish(the darkish shiny colourful ones)… and they literally ate each other to death! lmao… I just remember something my mom told us… before we came to Canada her oldest fish died… the woman literally dug a little fishy grave in our backyard and buried him.. and took pictures… lmao.. we almost died laughing.. I think my mom would appreciate you more than anyone else… hehe…oh and i’d luv 2 c a picture of ‘lil vera’…
Sweetie!!! so samuel dan die ..How come u have never broken out that shoe form me when we r …u know what ..and u did for this funeral ..LOL
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa….I almost cried during his funeral. I have to say u’re really NUTTTTTTSSSS! Ha ha ha….u even wore black GLOVESSSS while u held his coffin.
Sorry dear…I know no one can replace him, but u will have PEACE. RIP Samuel, Love. Jaycee.
lolll @ flushing him down the toilet…crazy stuvvs!
as usual, your antics almost left me speechless. but i shall try to say something….
i have a statement of fact and a question for you.
girl, you bathroom is clean!
girl,that plate was disposable, abi?
eeeya about london buki. i shall fire prayers for her this night.
now i can’t spell! vera, see what you have done to me? i meant to say YOUR bathroom. all those english classes were definitely wasted on me!
Poor Sami!! and to think he had his whole life ahead of him. Dont u think u shld punish the other fish, mayb ground it for a week, no TVs etc…lol. Babe u r something else. Pls tell Buki we r all praying for her. so wen r we gonna see a pic of lil vera?
Chief: LOL! Genocide ke? Na me kill them? They just like dying…for whatever reason, but no stress sha. There’s plenty more from where Samuel came from; I’ll just go get another one.
Overwhelmed: lol @ fish heaven. Now that’s a place I wouldn’t wanna visit; imagine the smell! LOL. Your mom is a very smart woman jare! She knows when something dies, it deserves a funeral. So leave the poor woman jo; I like her style. You like my shoes ehn? Stop lookin @ them please b4 they break. And if anything happens to my shoes, you’ll be held responsible! Ok, I’ll put up a picture of little Vera tomorrow.
NaijaBloke: Baby! Sorry oh, my love. I completely forgot about it. Actually, it is my ike akpati (bottom of the box = best), so I only bring out during births and deaths, lol. But don’t worry, tomorrow night, I will bring it out when we are errr… u know now… *wink wink*
Jaycee: lol. Of course, I wore black gloves now. I was being professional/cordial/respectful etc. His soul will definitely rest in peace.
ChainReader: lol. You had to come back 2 clarify ur spelling, huh? Well, I understand ur concern. I get uncomfortable too when I mispell something…which I do often cause I hate proof reading.
As 4 my bathroom, well, thanks. Funmi says I’m a clean freak, but I don’t think I am. I just like keeping the bathroom clean.
No, the plate isn’t disposable o! It’s a ceramic plate. But I had to bury Samuel in a proper plate now, ah ah! Fine boy like him and you xpect me 2 use disposable? Noooo!
Angie: Lol @ calling him Sami. Indeed, he had his whole life ahead of him, but be reast assured that Phillip has been punished. I used a stick to poke him several times yesterday. And I grounded him, so he is not allowed to go for the party I was gonna let him go 4. And he can forget about having those conjugal visits he asked 4!
LOl! I don’t mean to laugh (actually I do) but thats just hilarious, I want some of what you’ve been smoking.
Well RIP Samuel
Vera, U’ve gone and murdered Samuel!!! May his soul rest in Peace!!! Seems like you were the only person at his duneral. Why? Didnt you invite other mourners? Or were you trying to do a fast one and bury him secretly? In fact I suspect you seriously and I’m applying for his remains to be exhumed and a post-mortem conducted!!!
RJ: LOL. Laff all u want oh! Poor Sam doesn’t know there are people who don’t care that he’s dead. My dear, I am not smoking anything oh…at least, not intentionally. If indeed, I am smoking something, then that’s news 2 me.
CalabarGal: Good luck unflushing his remains. My thought is that in the event of unflushing Samuel, you’ll also unflush some other things you may not be interested in unflushing.
When Oscar (my former fish) died, I was able 2 deceive my friend, Ibukun. I made her come 2 my house, only 2 realize it was for Oscar’s funeral. I figured I wouldn’t be able to pull that stunt off this time, so I didn’t bother. LOL. Maybe next time, right? Not that I’m hoping Philip will die o!
I think that Phillip really needs to be prosecuted for this crime. He can’t get away with it just like that! I mean! I know you are their mom and all but justice needs to be served!
PS I just realsied you had your number in your profile. Do you get wierdos calling you?
Poor Samuel,the lord has called him,home!
I think you should buy a shark next,put it in the same bowl with phillp to avenge sam’s death!
I love you glam funeral wear.
This babe u r a crazzzzzzzzy chick!
LMAO @ the burial..pele!
TaureanMinx: My dear, he has been punished. He definitely cannot just get away with that kinda stuff now…haba. Yes oh, my dear, strange people do call, but oh well…..
Omohemi Benson: LOL @ the shark. It’s not only Philip the shark will eat sef. It will eat me and Philip…and even the person sells it to me. Besides, na for which kin bowl I go put the shark? lols. It won’t even fit in2 my tub. But that’s a good idea you came up with o…
You like my outfit, huh? Thanks jare, lol.
Bella Naija: LOL. Laugh all you want oh! That was a real burial. Hmmmmm. In fact, I thought about shipping his body to Naija, but I changed my mind.
You played Enya for Samuel’s funeral…..LOL
LOL.. Samuel is a fish abi. You remind me of my dad’s customers, some little kids who would complain everytime their aquarium fishes die.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
R.I.P Samuel.
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