I’M A BLOGGER WINNER!!!
Yes o! See me, I didn’t even vote, but I still won the catetogy of “Blogger I’d Most Like To Meet”. I feel sooooo special! Well, I guess it’s because I am. LOL. I’m honestly tempted to give a speech, but I’ll save you the heartache.
So now that I know I am the blogger most people wanna meet, I guess the question is…when, where, and ARE YOU PAYING?
Needless to say, I am really thankful to everyone who voted for me, and for those who voted for other people, forget you then! Hehehe.
SEARCH WORDS FOR MY BLOG
My one and only…AKA Azuka helped me install this analytics thing on my blog. In my words, I’d describe it as a very detailed site meter. Shey una understand?
Anyways, I am able to see what people searched for that brought them to my blog, and I have to say, I have found some very funny things. Here’s a few:
- why do men like bitches?
- sweet things to do for a fiance
- tongolo meaning
- allergies to “always pads”
But the top three FUNNIEST ones are
- how can you take a bra off without taking your top off? (I’m believing this is a guy asking this question because I think every girl knows).
- na by force to marry? (someone has been under pressure 2 get married, LOL)
- my balls stink and my girlfriend doesn’t like it (she doesn’t? I wonder why!)
Needless to say, I dunno why these searches have brought people to my site. I’m very much contented with the “Verastic” and “Vera Ezimora” searches. But stinky balls??? Errr, no! I need to have a meeting with these search engines, for real. Someone get me google’s number.
LADIES, DID YOU KNOW THIS??
So, I was reading a book (the one you’ll soon be reading about), and in the book, a girl was trying to determine if this new guy she just met might be working with a lot or not. Of course, y’ll know about the shoe size thing, right? Well, that’s not what this is about.
She was looking to make sure that his second toe was longer than his big toe. Apparently, that’s a sign. Well, I didn’t know that! Anyways, as soon as I read that, I proceded to check out my own toes, and while I was checking, I was hoping my own second toe was bigger than my big toe. Then it hit me – why am I checking? This thing doesn’t apply to me!
If you care for the results, I’ll tell you. The second toe of my left foot is a little bit longer (almost unnoticeable) than my big toe. But on my right foot, the big toe is clearly longer than my second toe. So what does this mean – that I have a big what??
LOVE IS NEVER PAINLESS
I went to the library the other day to return some books, and I found myself picking some books to read. I picked this book because I saw Zane’s name on it; as you can see, her name is boldly written on it (so I didn’t even notice the other names written on the bottom of the book).
Anyways, the book has three novellas in it (Zane’s own is the last). I gave the first novella a shot, but it was taking too long to get to the interesting part, so I quit. I skipped to the last novella by Zane, and I loved it. After that, I read the second novella, which was also good.
Anyway, the point is that I’d recommend two-thirds of this book to anyone. I don’t know how logical it shounds to recommend two-thirds of a book, but if you’ve been keeping up with my blog, you’d know I’m not very logical.
I apologize for this post being long; it wasn’t my intention. I just had a buncha things 2 say.
Good night, my beautiful people.
First of all congrats on your award Missy…
LOL @ the things that brought people to your blog…
Congratulobia on your award.
O di ka egwu!
When did I become your one and only? Just wait until the other girls in my harem hear about it. They’ll kung fu you back into line.
I haven’t reviewed your application to join my harem yet…
oh Vera….i have the book you’re currently reading…can we say PSYCHO? i havent finished it yet…the person that gave it to me asked me about it yesterday and to be honest I totally forgot about it…but I think I’ll finish it up now….
Good for you Ms thing!!!!
congrats!
about the size thing , girl you craze small oh ! LOL
hehehehehe. congratulations! but why anyone would want to vote for you is beyond me. of course i didn’t vote for you *cough, cough, sneeze, atishuuuu, gag, gag*. alright! fine, so maybe i did. girl, your juju strong, oh! see as you wan take cough and catarrh kill a babe!
ps. i think you know what that “size of the toe” translates to for you! tehhehehehehehe!
@azuka: where can i get the “join azuka’s harem” forms? it seems to be the in thing, and i don’t want to be left behind!
Chainreader
Vera came under different aliases and swiped all the forms from my secretary, and they’re limited. Arrrrrgh!
Try to ask her if she can spare you one. If she does, I’ll give you both higher priority, cutting your 7-year wait to 4. Cool, eh?
Nilla: Thanks girl! I dunno how and why those things brought people 2 my blog, but I’m not even gonna try 2 understand it.
Azuka: Do I strike you as somone who would wait to be accepted in2 ur yeye harem? I have already accepted myself and that’s all that matters.
Overwhelmed: First of all, do not contact Azuka to help u do anything on ur blog. He is mine and mine alone. And he is not allowed to help any other blogger. You voted 4 me cause u luff me…it’s just that easy baby.
There might be an easier way to post that blogger winner thingy, but this is how I did mine. I clicked on the picture to open it up. Then I right clicked on it, then I clicked on “properties”. When u click on properties, a lil page opens up, and you see the link 4 the picture. Cope the entire link. Then on ur “new post” thingy where you type up a blog, click on the picture thing. A page pops up and then you paste the link of the picture there.
I’m not a computer person, so IF i’m confusing you with all my “thingy” phrases, then just ask my one and only, Azuka. I’m permitting u to ask him this time, but don’t ask him 4 any other thing.
lol @ not touching the computer in Naija. Same thing with me, my dear. I don’t even remember if I “saw” it sef.
Diamond: Yea, psycho indeed! But did u read all the ones that came b4 it though? I think there are six or seven novels that came b4 it, all written by Mary B Morrison. The first of the series is “Soul Mates Dissipate”. It’s a good read, without a doubt.
And why do u even have the book I’m reading? Copy copy cat!
Elle: Thanks Babe!
ConfusedNaijaGirl: My dear, I was just mesmerized, so to say. I had no idea that the length of certain toe nails could be a measuring stick. If I had known…
ChainReader: You might call it juju, but I call it love. You luff me, that’s all. I’m a very loveable person now, ah ah. You better ask God about me oh, lol.
And u betta come back here and tell me what the result of my toe test means. And don’t waste my time o. Hurry up, so i can put it on my resume.
Don’t mind Azuka, I didn’t take the forms. I dunno what that boy is feelin like sef.
Azuka: Why would I take the forms? I didnt even need them. I am VIP, so I don’t need any forms 2 join. All I had to do was join. Finish! Needless 2 say, I am the only one there, so stop lying 2 people.
oh girl yes…i read SoulMates….that was my first introduction to Mary…. and all I can say is My my my….black authors are really coming up now…years back I wouldnt read anything by them because they were just sooooooooo unrealistic…
now Zane is a bit wild…but I read the Heatseekers….and I liked it…I hear this is a mild version of her…
One book i read that i absolutely like is Chasing Destiny by Eric Jerome Dickey…excellent read that one is…
Okay, it’s time to update…
By the way, did you get that mailing list thing working? Has your account been activated?
Diamond: I finally finished reading the book. It’s great…although I it kinda left me hanging. I’m guessing there’s gonna be another book following it, called “he ain’t the one”. But read and tell me what u think.
Azuka: I’ll slap you oh! I’m too tired today. If I summon the strength, I’ll do it tomorrow.
Oh, and I reported you to your husband Bloke :-P.
happy new year vera!
welldone on your award!
lol, only u Vera, that will proceed to check her toes, lol I am so checking my gfriends toes, ha ha,
Madam I have updated my blog too
Na wah o ..Baby Azuka reported u and coming on to him o ..is that true?cos I will need u to clarify that …
Why do u have to always tell all our secrets for public now .. me and u already know the intoto details of this kwesion wey u dey bring forth here now .. dont start giving ppl ideas o ..LOL
Azuka: So this is ur attempt to ruin my relationship with my boo, huh? Well, it won’t work 4 u oh! Just wait till I tell him my side of the story; it’s my word against urs.
Mphahlele: Thanks girl. how you dey?
Biodun: You sound a little too excited to be checking your “girlfriend’s toes”. Did you mean ‘boyfriend’, or is there something you’re not telling me? C’mon girl, talk 2 me. You know I’ll TRY TO support u (after givin u a piece of my mind).
Bloke baby, don’t mind Azuka o! He somehow managed to see those private nude pictures you took of me, so he threatened to put them on his blog….unless I call him my one and only. So I did, of course. But you know it never, ever meant a thing to me. He lied! I think Overwhelmed paid him to blackmail me, so she can have you back. Little did she know this will only bring us closer 2 one another. *hiss* All these home wreckers sef. Don’t mind them baby.
lol, I so meant guy friends, I seriously need to check wot I type, lol