It’s official oh; right now, I am warm and flushed. My face has that sweaty glow, except that it’s not from sweating. It’s from blushing so much. Lemme stop beating around the bush abeg. Have you read UNBoorish Male’s blog lately? After reading it, you’ll understand why I feel the way I do right now.
As most of you know, TaureanMinx WAS (yes, I said WAS) my rival; she tried to come between me and Boorish Male, but she has learnt the hard way that she was wasting her time – the time she could have used to find herself a bobo to buy her at least one biro on Valentine’s day. But anyways… here is the comment she left on Boorish Male’s blog “Playeerrrrr. Vera don’t mind this man oh, he was boorishly chasing me just yesterday! Ok I kid lol. But Mr Boor, you have broken my heart into tiny groundnut pieces. It has shattered and is in shambles. But we do not choose who we love, I understand that. Goodbye my love”
And here is Guy Horny’s 1st comment on Boorish Male’s post, “Boy you are cheap and outdated. You’re more booring than your screen name.Just wait till tomoro to see what i have planned for Vera is. Then we shall know whose Princess VERAlin Ezimora, The Princess of Weirdshire, Blogville is.Back off! Now! If i were you I wont loose both ways, Tminx is on her way to Babaalaye so you better act fast”
Guy Horny’s 2nd comment: “@everyone, Boorish must have paid some1 to write these lines. His real lines are those kai kai ones he gave Tminxs some weeks back”
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Last time I blogged about Baba Alaye and his crush, and I also put a comment up a comment that was posted by Baba Alaye’s alleged crush. She left me a comment on my last post saying, “”. I would have asked TMinx (our one & only go-to girl for Blogville gist) to investigate this issue, but I don’t know if she will really be the best person to do the job. Anyways, nothing can be hidden under the sun abi?
Dilch left me a comment saying she heard I was (am) Baba Alaye’s crush. Now which one of you little bugs have been spreading that rumor? Dilch, I am by no shape or form, Baba Alaye’s crush. If I were Baba Alaye’s crush, I would…. well, never mind what I would do.
However, TMinx, you should investigate what is going on between unNaked & Ms Zee. Apparently, I am not the only one who noticed it, but I guess the rest of you were too chicken to say it. But why now? I’m not after unNaked oh. In fact, I am still recovering from the shock that she is a HE. I dunno why I thought unNaked was female….but that was before I realized what was (still is) going on between him and Ms Zee. unNaked, no vex with me abeg.
Cherub left me this comment on my other blog, “By the way, i called u yesterday, and i’m still expecting u to call me back if not, i’d bombard ur phone till i hear ur sweet voice”. The reason I’m bringing it up is that she never wants to admit her love for me, and when I say something about it, she’ll say I’m dreaming. But as una don see, no be dream o!
Overwhelmed has confirmed that her avatar which has been called stones/sweets/jelly beans/pebbles/skittles are indeed pebbles.
As you all can see, I am naturally loved o! I have not even jazzed these people, and yet I am getting such love; it must be the cooking spray I spray on my hair each morning. Or could it be the akara oil I use to moisturize my body every morning? Hmmmmm
I’m out. Be back in a few.
I do think you are his crush which is why I haven’t done a victory dance for you yet but there is no rivalry..I’m hotter than you.
chie see my wife dan dey turn to everybody’s crush,7up,fanta,coke etc …see me see trouble o..my soft drink or na mineral(naija style) wey I just dey drink slowly and softly na hin everybody wan drink and keep the bottle now …
chie make I go plan my next move o before everybody uncork my minerals finish o ..LOL
poor bloke…you’re still calling Vera your wife ehn? that’s love right there….yeye! I will pray for deliverance for you from the clutches of this scandalous girl
Guy Horny: The only reason he wrote those yeye ones 2 Taurean is because they obviously did not come from his heart…but baby, you will have to beat Boorish Male o!
TMinx: How can I possibly be his crush? When last did u even see Baba Alaye on my blog sef? It CANNOT be me; in fact, I doubt he knows of me sef. Hotter than me ko hottest ni. Where did that ur hotness get u sef?
Bloke: Yes oh, you have some serious work to do O! See as everyone is just chancing you; you need 2 do something ASAP
Diamond: Do I detect some hating? Take time o! Yes, of course, Bloke loves me… ehen… wetin now? Leave us o! And don’t be delivering him from anything; he’s perfectly fine where he is.
U’re a psycho. Nonsense gal, didn’t u see the *psyches* i put next to ur “sweet voice?” Why didn’t u copy that when u wrote ur entry?
On the real tho, i still await my payment for making u a ‘fopular” and hot chica in blogsville o. This one they’re beginning to write poems for u LOL
Call me an instigator or whatever, but have u noticed Baba Alaye has bumped someone up on his favorite blogs list?
Hmmm… i’m not telling who it is o.
we all know that TMinx is the person he’s been after…she’s been #1 for a while on his link…at least the few times Ive visted…
you this Cherub of a girl ehn….na so so gist u dey follow thru blogville that you cant……!!!!!!!!
Cherub: I don’t care whether u put sykes or not. The fact is that u love me, finish! And yes o, Baba Alaye did bump her royal Taurean up.
Diamond: Did u just speak pidgin or did I see double? *blinking eyes violently* Yeap, u definitely spoke pidgin. WOAH!!!
LOL @Vera, now I see why you are so loved. You are such a nutter. Congratulations to you and your new boo.
Positively blushing ehn??
* Guy Horny – Got you a gift (car, if I remember correctly)
* Boorish male – Wrote you sweet nothings.
* Naija Bloke – ?????
Someone is slacking, and I’m not going to name names 😉
Someone is the hottest babe in blogville rite now!!! Si hw guys r throwing love poems right, left, front and back for you.
I think it is that very red palm oil that u rubbed on ur lips that is causing all the attraction!!
Maybe this is Blogville 1st marriage????
Hmm Vera abi what do u think?
@TMinx: babaalaye will come after u when the time is right… liff vera ahlone…
@everyone: there shall be marriage… there’s a hut we can rent with bench. if it is too small, some people will lap (jilted lovers can stand)… there shall be ofada rice served on ewe, and pammy at the reception which will take place outside the hut… for those of u who don’t drink, there is a well beside the hut to quench ur thirst… if the food no go round, the bride & groom can forfeit theirs cos they are going to eating each other later anyways…
Music by hungry, crying, grumblers and the aproko band… MC’d by Atutupoyoyo…
any question? go siddon for dia!
@Vera: Me Female ke?! ye! mo te! I male should I be not to be mistaken as a female? huh? Anyways, am not offended… am used to it now…
Vera, you won’t kill me. I am never going to read your blog at work again. You wan make them sack me ni?
Meanwhile, Babaalaye has eyes for you, I don’n think it is TMinx. No doubts that T-Mins is hotter than u tho but u know u r hot!
I am going to Babaalyes page now!
*How male should I be…. (damn keyboard)
Mari: Thank you jo, my sister. LOL. I don’t know why I am so loved oh; even when I try not 2 be loved sef…it just happens, LOL
Nilla: Abi oh, my sister. You don’t have 2 name names, but we all know who the slacker is. People r tryna take his wife away right under his nose…can u imagine? And he’s “too busy”. You see this kin marriage ehn..!
Angie: So you think it’s the palm oil ehn? You might be right sha because they’ve all been talking about my lips being so juicy
Dimples: I don’t mind @ all o! As long as I get a big, phat ring, I’ll be just fine.
unNaked: You’re hilarious! A well 4 those that don’t drink?? LOL. So what, are they gonna lower themselves in2 the well 2 have a drink? LOL. You shuld see me cracking my head up here. Hahahaha. This will be one ghetto fabulous wedding. Don’t worry, now I’m really sure you’re male, LOL.
Temmy Tayo: LOL. Don’t stop reading my blog @ work o, ah ah! You wan reduce my traffic? But seriously, I think it’s TMinx. I don’t even think Baba Alaye knows me sef. And which kin hotness Tminx dey hot her alleged man, Boorish Male is after me? This one no be correct hotness @ all o.
Sisi Vera,Sisi Vera, Sis Vera o!
How many times I call you u!
Bebe you gat it going on!!!
*Whisper* Ehn,when we go go see that Baba wey dey do all this jazzy fizzle for you?
Can I borrow some of that cooking spray? Pretty please!
I don’t have who I’ll use it on now but I’ll need it soon.
@Naijabloke,
Bros,you just dey wake?
I think say na BW sumthing… sumthing dey do you before. *HISS*
Look broda, you own had better be good o! or really bad* WINK *WINK* If you know what I mean?!
Viva Vera,live life to fullest.
and share with your mentee some of this men crawling secrets.*smile*
@Nilla ..na u sabi ..leff us alone ..we no need to shout wetin I give my baby for blogsville .. u ask her who slept till like 6pm the next day ..cos it sure wasn’t me ..
@Omohemi Benson … leff story .. this koko is the bomb .. sweet is an understatement o .. it’s WAOH!!! ..even word no dey to describe sef..
vera vera – I havnt seen a woman that has many men writing love tory while only seing her green eyes.
vera you got it all going on. Im still watching this soap opera unravel before my eyes.
Omohemi Benson: My dear, I have not even started the jazz o. It is still under preparation, but somehow sha they just fall 4 me. I dunno what 2 do oh, lol.
Bloke: Baby, ah, na serious stepping up you need 2 do oh. Guy Horny sef has stepped up…in addition to the designers car he bought me o!
Life Of S Stranger: My dear, na so I join you dey watch the soap opera o. Love is hitting me from all angles. A girl’s dream has come true…and then some!