OK, I know the title of this post is a sentence on its own, but that’s how I feel right now. Lemme tell you my predicament:
There I was, being the good girl that I have always been, and this damn cold just had to strike me. Now, my nose is stuffy and I can’t breathe. I was still tryna deal with that, and then yesterday my right eye starting itching so bad. I had tears streaming down my right eye nonstop, but I didn’t even know how bad it was until I came home and looked at my eye in the mirror. It was RED! Just the right eye oh. This morning I woke up with a sore throat; can you imagine? What kinda rubbish is this? Why am I the one with all these problems when Funmie has none? I slept @ Funmie’s house last night and tried my best to give her one of my illnesses, but she refused to catch it. But it’s all good though; I will make sure I put her in2 prayer. I know prayer moves mountains, so by the time I pray about it, Funmi will wake up being just as sick as I am.
Anyways, I diagnosed myself with “pink eye” (conjunctivitis) – actually, Funmie’s sister, Seun diagnosed me with it, so I researched it online and found out that there are three types: Allergic, Viral and baterial. From the symptoms I am having, I’m thinking and really hoping that mine is allergic, but what is the cause? I do remember picking out a piece of mascara from my right eye on Sunday – could that be the problem? I also cleaned my eyes with eye makeup remover, and some of it got in2 my eye….but it was the left eye it got in2. So what the hell is ma problem??? Oh well, I got myself some Visine-A for red eye and irritation, and the redness has decreased…although it’s still itching the hell outta me, but I’ll live. I definitely won’t miss it when its gone. But you know what will make me really, really, really happy? Funmie’s catching all my sicknesses and even more.
Oh, and I’m done with my article ‘Love & Be Loved’. You can read it on my other blog www.veraezimora.com or you can visit other Naija sites: www.nigeriaworld.com www.nigeriansinamerica.com www.nigeriavillagesquare.com
Well, I guess that’s it for now. Help me talk to our Father, God, so He can be merciful enough to let Funmie have hers!
Nite-Nite…
vera, i rebuke you in the name of Jesus… Amen!
well, i have sore throat already, so i guess u were kissing me in my sleep or something… i know you want me.
For readers who might be wondering, yes dis is d funmie ur popular vera is always talking about.
omg….. vera is insane, am talking to her on d phone and she juss suggested that we go to a NUDE beach…… homosexuality na taboo for naija ooo.
girl..you sound like me…researching and stuff. let me say this sha…be careful of what you read online cuz i tell you…well as for me…anytime i search for something it’s always some extreme condition…