I have been tryna do this post for three days now, but several things have been stealing my attention. Daddy’s girl tagged me…can you believe it? I am yet to figure out if Daddy is her biological or romantic Daddy. LOL. But I’ll find out soon enough….I think.
So I’m supposed to write 8…9…10…I dunno weird things about me. I dunno if there is anything weird about me – @ least, not anything I think is weird. Maybe you would think it’s weird, but I don’t. I think I don’t.
1. I won’t sleep well if there are dishes in the sink. If I mistakenly fall asleep, chances are that I would spring up from bed @ about 4 or 5 in the morning and go do the dishes. Is that weird?
2. I don’t eat liver. I don’t even like the smell of liver; in fact, I am totally disgusted by liver, and should I eat anything touched by liver, I would be nauseous.
3. I love playing with my breast. It’s not sexual, but I have been doing it for as long as I can remember, and now, I can’t stop.
4. I don’t like it when people wash their hands in the kitchen sink (when there are dishes in it). I don’t care if it’s just a fork in the sink; I don’t want anyone washing his/her hands in the sink.
5. I don’t like it when people touch my food. (BUSOLA TAKE NOTE!!!). You’ll think Busola of all people will know that by now, right? I get disgusted by the food, and I don’t wanna eat it anymore. If I do eat it, I would have to throw away the perimeter that has been touched. I start imagining where the hand has been. I imagine bacteria leaving the hand and sticking to my food. I don’t like it, period!
6. I don’t like it when people come into the house and go straight to the kitchen and open the fridge or pots on the stove. I think it’s disgusting. Wash your hands first, dammit!
7. I almost never feel lonely. In fact, I think I am incapable of feeling lonely. I may be alone, but I NEVER feel lonely. I can stay home all day by myself, doing practically nothing, but I won’t feel lonely. In fact, I hardly get bored too. When I say I am bored, it’s probably not true.
8. I talk 2 myself all the time. LOL, that’s probably why I never feel lonely. I count my syllables when I talk to myself. I like my syllables to be even. For example, if I say, “stop playing”, that would be 3 syllables – I don’t like it. So I’d rather say, “stop playing please.” Now, that’s 4 syllables. PERFECT!!!
9. I get irritated easily by the silliest things. I don’t like it when it snows and grass is sticking out of the snow. I find it very irritating. I don’t like certain kinds of ceilings, like my aunt’s own. It looks like the work is kinda rough, but I know it’s the design. However, I don’t like looking @ it. It gives me goose bumps…literally.
10. I hate it when people don’t wash their hands with soap. I don’t like it when two foods touch each other. I’m not talking about rice and stew, or rice and plantain kind of food, but something like rice and moi moi.
11. I don’t like hair on the floor. I don’t like when people smell like food. I don’t like when people slurp their drinks.
12. I absolutely cannot stand to hear anyone moaning. I’m not talking about moaning during sex (the way Bloke does). I mean like when I’m doing Funmi’s hair and she moans out of pain. I cannot stand 2 hear it. I don’t even like it when you moan after yawning. Ewww!
Well, I believe I have officially exceeded the amount of weird things required by this tag. I dunno if what I have written is actually weird, but you can find out a hundred things you didn’t know about me HERE
I tag: Azuka, BabaAlaye, Beautifully Human, Bella Naija, Biodun, Calabar Gal, Diamond Hawk, Engineer Ayo, Joel, Kokoro Ewa, Life Thru Rose-Tinted Glasses, London Buki, Mphahlele, NaijaBloke, NaijaDude, Overwhelmed Naija Babe, TaureanMinx, TemmyTayo….and every1 else!
excuse YOU….NB moaning….who is giving you license to talk about this..okay…now the hoops are coming off Vera…let warn you o….back off
okay..girl…I’ve done mine…check out my blog…you play with your breast….hmmm…hmmm….lol…i like touching mine too…wondering why guys are just so fascinated with it…goodness…
the ceiling and the snow…hmmmm…i can see we need to get you a doctor…first your hallucinations with NB…then these other things….
okay i talk to myself too…i didnt include in mine…but i make up these conversations in my head…i dont think the term necessarily is weird as much as it is “crazy’…lol
okay im FIRST!!!! who started this First thing anyways…
OMG Vera, you are truly ‘one in town’. See, this is why I tagged you… I knew it would be interesting.
You play with your breasts? LOL! I had an aunty like you growing up, she loved to play with her breasts, and it was not sexual at all, it was really just play, so you’re not alone in that.
Love the ones about not liking foods touching, and counting your syllables when you’re talking to yourself. Your love for clean hands and dishes is a very good thing – your kids will have great personal hygiene.
This was a fun read.
Diamond… How dare you come before a whole me… so you too are following to drag NaijaBloke… dang… this is unbelievable… So my boo was gallivanting the whole time he was with me abi?!.. no problem sha… I will REVENGE!!!
lmao vera.. you’re not serious oh.. waking up from sleep to go and do dishes?!?!… dang… that takes the cake for obere obere madness! I hate it when people wash their hands on dirty dishes too actually… and I hate it when people just take dishes out the cupboard and serve food in it.. i Dont care if you just washed it 2 minutes ago and put it there.. rinse it again.. and i hate using little towels to dry the dishes and then eat with it… ewww… there’s proabbly more small small bacteria on the towel self than the dish when it was orignally dirty! hey horny!!! playing with your small small nipples.. BAD GIRL!!! lmao.. i thought it was only me that never felt lonely or bored.. i could not have internet, phone, tv self and i enjoy myself.. i mean some peopple bore the fuck out of me.. but i never bore myownself.. now when i can crack norweighian(however you spell that) jokes in my head or British Ijebu jokes… lmao… I hate it especially when people slurp food… ewwwwwww… i hate it when people scratch their forks against the dishes… it just kills me!!! but babe ur a nutcase in short… i dont know why Naijabloke left me for you oh… I mean I have longer fingernails oh!!!
that snow sticking out of grass thing i feeel you on!! LOL
the ceiling thing i can relate to aswell!!!
i am guilty of opening pot when i walk in the house ohh! lol
LMAOOOOO the moaning after yawning! LMAOOOO
my comment should just be me laughing!
done! LOL
Vera the freak, lol wot is ur obession with washin plates, we need to live 2gether cos I hate doing the dishes!
You n Diamond ehn, playing with ur breast, lol, not sexual my ass!
The whole hand washing over a dish in the sink is irritaiting too!
I talk 2 myself too!
Wot is going on with u n Bloke now?
Ok, let me go write my own list!
I kept praying no one would tag me, but somehow I knew Vera’s talons wouldn’t leave me out.
Playing with the twins? Now I know why Naijabloke hasn’t updated in aeons. He’s obviously been filling in for you to do the playing when your hands are numb.
I can’t really comment on the others, but I’d say ‘a weird girl who knows she’s weird is not weird.’ You are WEIRD [even if we leave out the green eye]!
I wonder when I’ll do this ‘homework.’
Diamond: My sister, I wonder why they’re fascinated with breasts too o. I don’t understand it; I mean, it’s just breast.
I didn’t know you already did ur tag, but I just checked it out and replied. You smell ur fart ehn? Shame!
Girl, I dunno who started the first thing, but I LOVE being first.
Daddy’s Girl: So you’re happy you tagged me ehn? LOL. Tell your aunt she has a breast-touching twin o; I dunno what it is about my breasts, but I cannot stop touching them
Overwhelmed: How did you know I have small nipples?! Seriously, how did you know? Has Bloke been talkin about them again? LOL. Speaking of Bloke, yes indeed, he has been gallivanting. I don tire 4 the boy sef. I’ll soon find me a new man. I feel u on not cleaning plates wit those lil towels. I don’t like them either. I dunno where the towels have been or what they have been used 4. However, I don’t rinse my dishes b4 using them…especially in my house. Why? I don’t like food on wet dishes…that qualifies as two foods touching each other, lol.
You’re calling me mad? See pot calling kettle blackie. Hmmmph!
Mphahlele: Thank you my sistah. When I tell people I get irritated by grass sticking outta the snow, they don’t get it.
Biodun: You’re just jealous cause you don’t belong to the exclusive club of “Girls Playing With Their Breasts”. Don’t worry ehn, if you’re nice enuff, Diamond and I might let you in, but u gotta be nice, gal.
Everyone tells me I’m weird 4 waking up 2 do the dishes. Yea, I know that already, lol. I dunno why i love doing dishes 4 real. It’s unreal!
Vera, I also know you like to moan and u don’t wanna here others moan.
yes, moaning as in having sex, u know what i’m saying.
what’s good for the geese is also good for the gander
Na wah o! …
I can see my humble,responsible,sincere,respectable and non cheating name has been bombarded with enuff dirt o … chie see ma life o and my mama warn me o ..LOL
Vera ..why r u putting our biznes out there now,so u r trying to say I dont help u out enuff with the headlamps that u have to start playing with them.
Thinking aloud that one I can leave with,but talking to urself .. nne now thatz something else ..LOL
Will try and think of some wierd things abt moi
You should have included number 99 from the 100 things about me post, that got me cracking up, LOL!!!
Nice post, i love your blog.
Azuka: LOL. You and this my green eye abi? I seriously believe you want my green eye. You know you can tell me, baby. And of course I’d tag you…why not, if not?
Anonymous: I don’t even know how to respond to your comment…since you don’t seem to be bold enuff 2 tell me ur name. Needless 2 say, I have no problem with anyone moanin durin sex, but I made that clear earlier.
NaijaBloke: I know you’re not calling my fine designers breasts head lamps. How dare u? I’ll wound u oh! But no, you don’t play with them enuff. You’re too busy playing playing touch-me-i-touch-you with all those small small home wreckers (Overwhelmed, Desola, Bijouxoxo, Diamond, TaureanMinx, etc). nawa 4 u oh. You no dey tire??
Omosewa: Thanks o! I had to go back 2 read #99. I laughed too. I’m about 2 stop by ur page right now. Thanks 4 stoppin by!
funny! you really do sound a little………. how do i say this delicately? off your rockers? but in a totally nice way.
i ate sand till i was 6 years old. now i am more sophisticated and prefer the taste of powder. i’m not sure that qualifies as weird, maybe just some vitamin deficiency. oh, yeah, i pull out my hair. it makes me happy. lashes and all. the psychiatrists call it trichotillomania. i call it hair pulling! simple and short! am not crazy!
emmmm, not really.
I always knew you were a weirdo!!! Starting from that eye! And the nonsense you do like your Remembering Papa post. You are ‘different’! LOL!!!
I talk to myself oh. I don’t play with my breasts and I think the only way to play with breasts is SEXUAL! Nonsense girl!
Oh No! U tagged me ke? I am annoyed oh!
As innnnnnnnnn this post was just too funny…lol how can u notice grass ticking out from under snow me i would just pass and not see it lol…i like clean hands and all but ur obsession with it is just crazy like lmao
I think you have OCD!!!!
Talking to urself, Vera???
Ok o.
You have tagged me and i will surely do it in 4 weeks time.
vera left stuff out o. she knows wat wierd stuff she does behind closed bathroom doors.
vera this ur tag shall not be done. no matter how wierd u might think we all are. no matter how much u wanna use a tag to find out. we wont do the tag. lost battle! some have done their tags already.
CRAZY GIRL!!!
But we kinda have something in common – I talk to myself.
What is it you are asking me to say? You may leave your comment on my blog.
I absolutely used to hate liver when I was younger. I just couldnt chew it talk less of swallowing it. Kidney on the other hand I absolutely adored!! Sometimes I got them mixed up cos they looked so alike!! Now I actually dont mind eating liver – gives loads of iron abi?
Girl!! When I said no more tags for me, I meant it. Will pass on this one please!! (smile)
ChainReader: LOL. So if they call sophisticated people, you sef, you’ll come out abi? You’ve gone from eating sand to eating powder and you call me crazy? Well, @ least we know where all the termites went…right in2 ur tummy!
Buki: You can vex all you want o! When you finish vexing, just make sure you do the tag…that is my own. And you don’t understand the platonic relationship I have with my breasts. When you say I’m ‘different’, I know you mean it in a Gosh-Vera-you-are-so-special-I-wish-I-could-be-you kind of way. I’m about 2 check ur page, and when I do, I berra see this tag done o!
Rose-Tinted Glasses: I’m not obsessed with clean hands now, am I? LOL. I don’t even carry hand sanitizer in my purse…although the thought has crossed my mind several times. And that snow thing, girl I dunno how or why, but I just know I hate seeing it. It creeps me out.
Kay: To be honest, I have wondered the same thing o. But seeing as OCD patients are usually on the extreme side (like counting the hair on the carpet), I have come 2 the conclusion that I am not an OCD patient.
Temmy Tayo: 4 weeks??!! Girl, don’t play with my emotions o! You know if I vex, there is no turning back. Take ur time o. In fact, I’m going to blink now, and when I open up my eyes, this tag berra be on ur blog.
Chief: The same goes 4 u oh. You betta do this tag before I vex finish o. And how do you know what I do behind close bathroom doors?
Eagle’s Nest: You’re just as weird as I am. I don’t remember what I am even asking you to say, but that eagle looks very familiar. Have we met b4? I mean, have I met the eagle, not you? LOL. I’ll check your blog.
Calabar Gal: You will pass on what? Who said you have the option of passing on anything? No vex me o because if I vex…!!! Well, I don’t eat liver, kidney, heart, lungs, gizzard, whatever! Just gimme a regular part, that’s all. I don’t even eat the wings sef.
LOL!!! You are a silly child!
Please why can’t I leave a comment on your current post?
Sort your blog out before I come back here!!!
lololol… your list is too funny!!!!
rubbing breast ke?! hmmm.
Haaaaaa playing with your boobies!!! After reading this, I am nowhere near being weird lol.
Buki: I dunno why you can’t leave a comment oh. Other people have left comments; I dunno what the problem is…besides, you know I dunno that much bout computers.
Belle: Yes oh, rubbing breasts. It might be weird, but in my defense, Diamond does it too!
TaureanMinx: Are you sure? Check again o, and make sure you’re not weird. Think long & hard.
funny girl as usual moaning and hating to hear others moan.Playing with your nipples,whao.
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