I woke up at about 10am this morning and attempted 2 clean the house completely. I say “attempted” because even though I did some cleaning, I did not clean everywhere like I planned on doing. Why? Because I spent most of the day dancing around and being on a conference call with Sola, Jennifer and Uju. Speaking of Jennifer, can you believe she’s engaged?! Yes oh, and this yeye girl did not think it was important enough to tell the rest of us; how crazy is that? What’s even crazier is that she has been engaged since Valentine’s Day. She said she did not tell us because she has always known that she and Segun (her fiance) are gonna be married. Ain’t that something?? Anyways…
I have a bit of a dilemna…if you would call it that. I have been looking at a black fish net that I intend on putting on tonight, and I am begininning to question my decision to wear it. It looks so small and tiny. I mean, what would possess a woman of my caliber 2 wear something like this? It just looks funny sha.
Dilemna #2: I cannot decide which flavor of gum i like better… the apple flavor? Or the water-melon flavor? I know you may not see it as a real dilemna, but you don’t know what it feels like standing in front of the gum aisle and having your eyes wander back and forth and back and forth, and then finally you are forced to get both. I know I should not be chewing gum…cause no one looks good chewing gum, but sometimes I cannot help it. Okay, I can, but I choose not 2. I really need 2 quit cheing gum altogether. I quit b4 oh, but I don’t know why I started it again. Another thing I need 2 quit doing is eating starburst fruit chews. I have eaten so much starburst fruit chews that I can practically start a factory. That’s life, huh?
People always talk about detox from drugs and alcohol, and nicotine patches for those addicted 2 nicotine, but no1 talks about sugar patches for candy addicts like my humble self. They have AA (alcoholics anonymous) and NA (Narcotics Anonymous), but what happened to the CA (Candylics Anonymous)? We need attention too! The government needs 2 start and fund a program 4 people like me, so we can build a better future 4 ourselves. I must have really strong teeth cause in spite of all the candy, none of them are decayed. Thank God. I really need 2 quit this candy addiction. Gosh I’m an addict. Well, the first step 2 solving a problem is acknowledging its existence.
Hmmmmmm…I wonder if psych wards have places for people like me….not that I wanna go there o! But anyways…
…I think I have 2 end here 4 now jare.
