OK – I guess I can only ignore all the “update Vera!” for so long. All these small small people that have been disturbing my me time ehn….I’m not calling any names, so if you say it’s London Buki, Biodun, Overwhelmed, ChainReaders, etc, well, you might be right, but I won’t mention names.
Sooooooo…..I have been reallly, reallly lazy to do anything lately. I have neither updated my blog nor read any other blog. I haven’t even written anything lately. Why? Because I have so much to read and so much to write, and so I have just chickened out and decided to do neither. Of course, one might argue that this isn’t a very fruitful way of dealing with wahala, but that’s the only way that I know.
Busola is having a get together for her fiance, Frank on the 23rd of this month (which is on saturday). If anyone lives in or has been to Maryland, then you would know that Maryland has a lotta Nigerians….and half of them are not worth knowing. Do I need to mention that I am the ring leader of the other half that are absolutely worth knowing? Anywho…there has been a whole lotta drama surrounding the whole issue of Frank’s get-together. Let’s just say that some people don’t know how to take a hint. I mean, if you didn’t receive an invitation, it only means one thing….YOU’RE NOT INVITED!!! Of course, you’d think that the fact that the host of the party (Busola) doesn’t like/talk to them would give them a clue…. but nope….. some people just don’t get it.
So what are y’ll doing for Christmas? I don’t have any plans at all. I’ll probably be sleeping on that day sef. I’m not gonna lie to you…typing this post right now is a real drag! Can you tell? I can’t even remember the time I started typing this post, but right now it’s 12:13am and I am still not done. Mehn…….
Uju is on her way here for me to take the tracks off her hair. I dunno why I always have to be responsible for that girl’s hair. Oh well!
Mehn, I’m sorry, but I cannot pretend anymore. I wanna keep typing, but it isn’t flowing @ all, and I don’t wanna just give you a buncha crap to read. I wanna also lie and say that I am working on chapter 4, but you’ll know I’m lying since I already said I have not done any kinda writing in a while. Abeg, don’t be mad @ me jare.
In my defense, I am really pissed off right now. I could change things, but what is it gonna cost me?
Nite Y’ll
p.s. Kokoro ewa called me today, and you will not believe the nerve of that crazy girl! She had the balls to tell me to leave her man, Bloke. Can you believe her insanity?! And to add insult to injury sef, she said I sound ‘nice’….err, what was she expecting? Any1 that knows that crazy fart-smeller should go and warn her o…because if I vex ehn…!!!
another p.s. I don’t feel like proof-reading, so deal with the typographical errors (if any).
My DaHling!!! I have missed you oh!
I get days like that when I am NOT in the mood… We all do, pele.
I am not used to ‘pissed-off’ Vera, ‘Silly’ Vera – YES!
Take it easy love x x x
I hope you did not tear out the tracks from Uju’s hair oh, I hope you did it GENTLY.
Did anyone bother to inform you that kokoro ewa is my younger sister????? Ehn, after snatching her blokey u want to beat her abi. I will show you that i have black belt in karate/kungfu. LOL
Don’t be lazy gal. Write!!!!
I think we rock the same boat jare! I feel so lazy but with so many ideas on what to write about…just lazy jare.
Hope you have a lovely Xmas oh!
By the time i finish with u ehn, u’d know not to mess with me. For real, u sound so sweet on the fone, but i’m not going to be deceived ‘cos not all that glitters is gold. Girl u need to blog often, i’ve missed reading ur blog entries so snap out of it.
hehehehe, welcome back! i knew all that “update” noise would wake you up! ha!
*disclaimer*: the 21st comment on your previous entry, no be me, oh! it sounded like i was asking for a date, and from anyone, no less! chineke! i don’t know how that got there!
now, snap out of that funk, and write already!
have a lovely christmas!
Lazy girl…
How’re the Xmas preparations going?
chainreader, wetin be this. u talk say no be u, na me type am then. let me tell u the truth so the devil came be shamed. a date with vera is the begining of wisdom, ur life wont be the same again.
come see her on the streets of manhattan (vera u need to let me know whenever you sneak into new york o) not like u’ll be getting ur isi-ewu anyway, but you sure wont be going to no coney island with some dudes celebrity wannabe local champion of a friends boyfriend.
Kindy set the feed on your blog to ‘full’, I am too lazy to click twice in order to reach your blog, good job though!
Vera… which kain wife u wan be sef?U carry ur laziness join and u no dey cook my dinner again .. u mean say kororo ewa called u ke .. chie .. so she told u that u sounded nice ..shez just trying to get close to u ni o cos of me ..no gree ..I kuku trust u sha ..LOL
Get off ya butt and write that chapter4 o,cos I have been waiting for now.
U have a nice week
sista, wetin dey do you sef? Are you sure you’re not too busy with boyfriend now so you dont have time for us mere blog mortals, ehn? lol
Anyway sha I feel you cos I feel that way sometimes; I’m blogging less frequently these days cos of so many issues.
Hope you have a wonderful xmas!!
Men snap out of it jo and start blogging again n dont make me start stalkin u b4 u type chapter 4 already. Dont understand why naija folks dont get the hint atimes, lol. Anyways, hope ur laziness spell wears off!
lmao@ChiefO!
am sure that a date with vera would be cool, but emmmm, seeing as i am a babe, i don’t know if she would quite like that. from what i have read, i think she likes guys too much. (vera, close your eyes, am not talking to you!). and so do i, so that might be difficult!
am serious though. i wonder how that post got there. i jumped when i saw it. thought there was another chainreader, but…….
weird stuff! ghosts in the machine, maybe.
chainreader, vera is a two way street o. i personally know her so i know wat i’m saying. she wanted to date me too thinking i was female, but when she found out i was male she backed off cos she defines that as cheating on her boyfriendS. she’ll take a female now since she doesnt currently have any females around to tickle her XXXXXXXXXXX she wont be cheating on any GF.
she’ll sure confirm my claims by coming on here blackmailing me being, calling me names, such as husband snatcher, or she’ll threaten me that she’ll wound me.
vera its not my fault i just had to do this cos i noticed u havent told any of these nice people here about ur sexual disorientation. i still love you like i love cheesecake and ice cream.
Vera Oh Vera you know how much I miss you… I need you forever all the days of my life Oh Vera oh vera.. you are my number 1!!!
I love you sweetie, Vera… I’ll teach you how to sing… I miss you Vera my dear, I’ll teach you how to dance.. I need you Vera Yes I do yes I do yes I do.. you are my hero oh hero… you are my number one!!!
Ol boyeeee(make I for yarn like and Ikwere man) ..Shooo!!! see me see trouble o..na my sweetheart everybody cum dey try toast now .. The one and only cockroach in my cupboard ..u sef no go answer dem make dem leave u alone now before I vex ..LOL
Buki: Awww, I missed you too! Yes indeed, I did Uju’s hair gently…at least, I think I did. She didn’t complain.
Temmy Tayo: I no care o! If she’s your sister, then you berra warn her oh. Bloke and I cannot be pulled apart…no matter what! And yea, I will beat her o.
NaijaDude: My brotha, isn’t it just pathetic when you get soooo lazy? I’m tryna break out of it jare.
Bijouxoxo: You’re not serious @ all! You know you have fallen in love with me, so you can quit pretending now. And wetin you fit do me sef? Nothing! I am as sweet as they come o…ask my boo, Bloke. Why do u think he is soooo in love with me?
ChainReader: Girl, you don’t have to explain jare. If you want me, feel free to pronounce it to the world…lol. I don’t mind @ all. Hehehehe.
Azuka: Even as I’m typing this sef, I’m feeling sleepy. Soon as I’m done, I’ll put up a new post and go straight to bed.
Chief: I will slap u o! LOL. Na me get wanna-be famous ex? Na Funmi now ehn! Oh well, those days are long gone…thank Goodness! Anyways ChainReader wants me jare…she just doesn’t wanna admit it.
NaijaBloke: I totally agree wit you. Kokoro Ewa is just tryna get close to me, so she can steal you, but she doesn’t know I’m up to her. Baby, I’m sorry for not cooking jare. Haven’t you been enjoying the Chinese take out? Okay, today, I’ll buy Japanese. LOL
Omodudu: Hmmmph, I’m the wrong person to be asking to set my blog feed to full. I didn’t even know it was set to anything. If you tell me how to fix it, I will.
Beautifully Human: Me, spend too much time wit boyfriend ke? *hisses* Have you forgotten I’m almost married to Bloke? I can’t be spending time with any yeye boyfriend oh abeg.
Biodun: Yes Ma! I’m tryna snap out of it oh. I’m sleepy right now, but I am still blogging….seeee???
ChainReader: LOL I like boys too much? Is there even such a thing? lol.
Chief: You wish I wanted to date u! See you making big wishes with little stars. Who dash monkey banana for me 2 be wishing you were mine? *hisses*
Overwhelmed: Okay, I get your point and you have convinced me. When do you wanna have the 3some with ur bf?
Bloke: Dont mind them jare! No matter what they say or do, you will continue to be the only sugar in my tea, okay, baby?