I’m in love! No, no, no, not the kinda of love you’re thinking (although that woulda been nice too). I mean, I have fallen in love with Hugh Jackman. At first, it was just attraction, but now, I think I have met the one. . You should see the way he looks @ me. Hahaha. Oh my gosh, I cannot stop deceiving myself sha. See preview HERE
Okay, on a serious note anyway, I have fallen in love with the movie, Happy Feet. I saw it on Saturday with Funmi and Uju, and gosh, I was just sooooo amazed. When Memphis (play by my baby, Huhu Jackman) fell in love with Norma Jean (Nicole Kidman), I cried. But I made sure Uju and Funmi didn’t notice or else I would never hear the end of it.
So I have set a new standard for my future husband; he MUST sing to me! Hmmm, on second thoughts, that might not be such a bright idea considering the fact that I am yet to meet any man who has a decent singing voice. Alright fine, he doesn’t have to sing to me. In fact, he should never attempt it…unless of course it’s my other baby, 2Face. You should see the way he looks @ me too!
Do You Take This Woman?
Well, no, I don’t take this woman, but perhaps maybe you men out there do. I was reading Dean Koontz’s Odd Thomas, but somewhere along the line, I lost interest. The book is a very interesting one, but I dunno why I just don’t feel like reading it anymore. I have not given up though; I merely switched to something different.
I have not gone far in this book (these days I’m soooo lazy 2 read), but so far so good. The woman is torn between two men: her husband and her ex who she was previously engaged to. Who hasn’t been there? *clears throat* Not that I’m implying that I have ever been torn between two men. Not me! *coughs*
Well, one thing is for sure, I want her hair!!!!
My mother is watching a soap opera and it is soo loud that even though I am not in the living room, I can hear all their kissing sounds loud and clear. Aaarrrgghhh! This is torture. Why do I have to hear this and not be able to take part in it? That’s not right o! It’s just not fair! I don’t wanna hear any kissing sounds that are not being made by me.
Good Heavens!
NaijaBloke says
Yah!! am first ..I think u berra talk to Dr Phil ..u this gurl ..Lol
Have a nice week
Anonymous says
I want her hair too! I agree with Bloke haha…you’re losing it o! ok,I will go see Happy Feet.If I dont like it ehn..we’ll see
azuka says
Kissing? What’s so special about exchanging saliva?
Beautifully Human says
lol @ Azuka – kissing is one of my favourite things, but I guess when you put it that way…
As for happy feet – you can count me out! I cannot stand movies with/about animals! Watching ‘finding nemo’ was torture enough for me!!
Anonymous says
LOL… you only want to hear kissing sounds made by you! You are a nutcase girl, love your writing!
Vera Ezimora says
NaijaBloke: What’s that supposed to mean? That’s no way 2 talk 2 ur future wife, you know. How was ur weekend in Bmore sha?
Sapphireaster: Trust me, you’re gonna love Happy Feet. But be prepared to compensate me for it o!
Azuka: What do you know sef? All you know is computer programming and that lady search engine you love lookin @. Kissin is a big deal o! Boy, u just don’t know.
Beautifully Human: You didn’t like Nemo? Oh my gosh! For me, Nemo was the beginning of a long, fascinating and healthy relationship with animated movies of its kind. i.e. excluding tom & Jerry, of course
Daddy’s girl: Thanks! But yea, of course, I only wanna hear kissing sounds that “I” am making; besides those soap opera people kiss in a different way, you know.
NaijaBloke says
My future wife ke ..U have not proposed yet o ..LOL
MD was cool and wedding was aiight as well except for the cold mehn,na sufferhead u guys dey for that end o..LOL
I was actually looking at ppls noses to see if I might see u and actually saw someone that had ur nose though ..
U have a nice day
LondonBuki says
U finally updated.
I was just about to buy Odd Thomas on Amazon for 32p!!! Is it interesting or not? How can a book be interesting and you were unable to finish it???
Papa is still in my thoughts!!!
LondonBuki says
As for the hair, she is a mammywater! No other explanation!
Omoruyi says
Vera, I saw your beloved Hugh Jackman perform brilliantly in THE PRESTIGE last night. It was excellent mastery in mystery, intruige and suspense. Need I say more. It’s surely a must see. There was one part the bloke was so angry I honestly expected him to turn into Wolverine 🙂
Kissing…O please don’t get me started!!
azuka says
Vera, Vera, take your time oh! I’ve not visited that silly search engine since then.
About kissing, it just doesn’t interest me and you wouldn’t want to know about what I know because you’ll be shocked!
RJ says
Happy Feet is the bomb. I saw it on Saturday and I couldn’t stop laughing. The mexican penguins especially cracked me up, did you notice that they were shorter than the “other” penguins…Hmm
Vera Ezimora says
NaijaBloke: Oh, so you’re waiting 4 me 2 propose ehn? Na him be say you don miss road be that. A whole me, I should propose? You don kolo finish o. Don’t lemme tell you how much the ring must worth o. I got it allll figured out.
Buky: So because you cannot have her hair, you have decided to call her a mammy water abi? Hater! Yes, girl, the book is good. I will get back 2 it shortly. I’m just being lazy, that’s all. Even the other book I just started sef, ask me when last I read it. My dear, I’m just jealous. And stop hating on that girl’s hair!
Omoruyi: Please, get started….with the kissing, that is. Yes indeed, my beloved Hugh Jackman was great in that movie and the movie itself is absolutely brilliant! Gosh, Hugh takes my breathe away!
Overwhelmed: First of all, unlike you, I don’t go around flauntin the love I share with Hugh (which is why you have not seen me and him in any public appearances), but believe me, he knows me. And we go together like you and craziness. And Happy Feet rocks!!!
Azuka: Sure, you say you have not visited that female search engine, but who is to say for sure? Last time I saw her, her clothes were a little rumpled, and I think you had something 2 do with it!
Vera Ezimora says
Finally, someone that loves Happy feet as much as I do! Yeah I saw it, and I couldn’t stop laughing either. Can’t wait 2 get it on DVD. And yea, those spanish penguins were hilarious! Did you hear when they said, “gimme fin! gimme fin!”? LOL
temmy tayo says
Uhmnn…. See how the children of this world spoilt the act of kissingL: exchanging saliva.Yuck yuck yucky!!!
I dont like animated movies anyways,infact i only watch Nigerian films with passion. I am Razz i know. I watch any other movie because everyone is watching and i try to ”feel” among!
Vera, i have got my posts back.
NaijaBloke says
Ok Moi dear no vex now … well I just saw one ring at the flea market ..OMO!!! u need to see the shinning ruby like thingy on the ring … I know it will be perfect for my one and only sweetheart ..LOL
U have a nice Thanksgiving
Overwhelmed Naija Babe says
NaijaBloke.. didnt you just tell me you were going to come and see my parents next weekend and now you’re already proposing to VERa EHN?!?!? I mean if it was a blonde girl no problem, a brown girl no problem.. BUT A GIRL WITH A GREEN EYE?!?! NAija bloke.. you can;t do this to me oh.. we’ve come too far.. remember all the jokes I give you, my romantic side, my dancemoves and don’t leave me for Vera oh.. trust me.. she will dissapoint you… BCOS SHE”S ALREADY IN LUV WITH SOMEONE ELSE>> HUGH JACKMAN!!! Consider my offer oh… OR ELSE!!!(shakes fist @ vera for planting doubt in Naijabloke’s mind)… babe .. ITS ON!!!
Vera Ezimora says
Temmy Tayo: I’m glad you got your posts back. Okay, I’ve gotta add you to my list of blogs. Thank God you got em back. Yay!
NaijaBloke: Mind ur sef o! A ring with a ruby like thing ke? What do I look like 2 u sef? Don’t make me come there.
Overwhelmed: E be like say you don craze finish. You berra go and find urself another man o. Bloke is mine, and it’s been signed, sealed and delivered! He is a no-go area. If you don’t want me 2 handle you with an iron fist, make u just disappear 2 wherever home breakers disappear to. Mind ya sef o!
NaijaBloke says
@ONB..See me see trouble o,dem dan talk am say “u dont know what u’ve got till it’s gone” all those time when u dey use me do shakara,wey I fry plantain with enuff stew and u follow Jamo bobo go,U come dey realize say am in town now abi .. fa fa fa Fowl …but no wahala if u fit fit defeat Vera I go consider u ..LOL
Vera ..u wan start ya posing again o ..u know the kain time and money am putting into getting this ring from the flea market sha..