Alright, it is OFFICIALLY my birthday!! So oya, start sending me your birthday love….and by love, I mean GIFTS!!!
It’s 1:14am here, and guess what I’m doing for my birthday right now? I’m frying fish and cooking red (jollof) rice. I already fried some chicken. After cooking, I’ll clean the bathroom floor. I already cleaned the tub yesterday, so it’s squeaky clean now. I have no plans for today, but I will be back (maybe tomorrow) to tell you how the day went.
Some people have already wished me a happy birthday on my previous post; Nilla even did it three times. That girl loves me too much. Sure, if you ask her, she’ll say it was a mistake, but I know betta! My best friend, Busola was the first to wish me a happy birthday on my blog…I dunno what’s feeling like!
Gotta run. My husband, Bloke is drawing a bath for us. He says he’s tryna be romantic, but I think he’s tryna wash off the smell of food from my body before we errr….. you know. Hmmmph, men!
Anywayz…….. start sending me my gifts IMMEDIATELY!!!
HAAAAPPPY Birthday.. Gift on the way..:)Hope you have a great one,,
Lol.. I was so excited to be the first to post..lol.
How old are u today by the way?:p
Happy Birthday babes..
happy birthday to you vera….I hope you get most of everything of your list. May God continue to keep you, bless you and favor you…Amen….save some rice and plantain for me abeg 🙂
Happy Birthday Vera. Don’t be surprised if I show up on your doorstep to chopulate.
Happy Birthday Vera! Wish you a great day of fun (Pun intended? I dunno!).
Where are we gathering for the chops? PLs don’t say no chops O!
Happy Birthday to you oh ma’am. I tried to contact FedEx they said monday is martin luther king day, gift cant be taken!
No blame me oh, blame dem abi Martin Luther King himself. I hope you have fun and I wish you the best in your new year, great things shall befall you, you are marked for greatness, you are a royal priesthood, God’s favor is abundant in your life in your new year.
Have a great day and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Let me kukuma make it 4 times…..LOL
HAVE A FANTASTICALLY FABULOUS DAY GIRL.
vera, kilon wassup? so u finally legally allowed to go drinking abi. oh u passed that stage already. i forgot. anyway, save me some fish cos i’ll be driving down to pick it up ASAP. ur gift, we will negotiate our way to arundel mills mall when i get there. i’ll call u later although i called u b4 12midnight anyway. wishing u the best in watever u desire. imagine i’ve been wishing vera happybirthday for 4 long years with no thank you fone call, now its not even funny. if u dont call me back u will hear wien.
Happy Baiday o! Wish ya all the best!
Happy Birthday Vera. If you were in my secondary school, you would have gotten a beaten and washed everyone’s lunch plates by now. Anyway thank God we are now civilised.
Your birthday present from me is JOY! Please send me a nice chunky slice of cake o.
Happy Birthday gorgeous beautiful angelic Vera… I have numerous gifts for you.. but they’re too big to be delievered by FedEx… so we’re gonna have to make alternate postal arrangements… every 6 hours.. i’m gonna come back and wish you another happy birthday… on a sidenote… Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!
Happy Birthday!
May this be the start of a wonderful year of your life. God Bless…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DARLING VERA.
May the rest of ur days be continually blessed and favoured and may men and women that you know not, fall over themselves to do you good.
As per ur gift, I want to hand it over personally – dont trust Fedex. But you’ll get it for sure – after I have applied for my US Visa.
LOVE YOU LOTS!!!
Happy birthday Vera.
New things shall come your way this new year.
Happy Birthday to the most interesting naija Blogger. Its always fun to read your Blog. I wish you all the good things is life VERA! HAPPY BuYDAY
Happy bday Vera, hope u have a wonderful day today! So how old r u now? I was going to post the pef I bought o, but u didnt leave ur address information o, lol. Happy bday again!
Happy Birthday Vera. I asked the BMW dealership in your area to give you a free test drive in any car of your choice. 🙂 Let me know if you have any issues :-)Many happy returns and may your new year be full of productiveness and great milestones in your career, relationships and all round.
Happy birthday naija spice/vera/crazy one…may all your wishes come true and then some. If you will accept the Tresor used, (i’ve only sprayed it on like 15 times)i will get on the shipping as soon as possible. Enjoy your bday and hope it’s much better than mine.
I also have a used Red by DKNY, I will tell Mohammed the gateman to run and give it to you. Maybe he will get there by your next birthday..hopefully. Hope you had a blast girl.
happy birthday, vera! i’ve been trying to send you the password to my account so you could get everything on that first list of yours, but emmm, well, you see, the thing is that…………
on the other hand, you are free to post me some of that rice and fish.
hope you had a great day. you truely deserve it.
happy birthday pookie. love always. u know who this is. Mrs. Sari of course
Happy Birthday, Vera. Are you married?
happy birthday VERA!! and about the gifts…eeh you no i dont no your address now if i did i would have sent every single thing on the list. WINK WINK
LOL. You have obviously been enjoying your day for you not to have commented. or perhaps opening all your gifts..:D
How did your day go? Happy Birthday once again..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NWA NNEM!!(How do you say happy birthday in Igbo?) Hope you’re spoiled rotten today!
Another Happy Baiday to you baby girl… I wish you Manyhappy returns and long life and prosperity… I also wish that your breasts do not fall on time and that you continue to look sexy forever and ever… AMEN!!!
I just decided to say Happy birthday here cos ppl might be wondering why I did not … u know we already said it our own way now ..wink wink ..LOL
Many happy returns dear
Happy Birthday Vera!!!
so i guess i’m working on naija time, so i’m a little late… but HAPPY BIRTHDAY girl!!!!!
hmmm… and exactly how did you and Naijabloke celebrate your birthday???
~DD
First of all, I wanna say THANKS to everyone. I’ve never had to reply to so many comments @ the same time.
Ok, let’s get started.
Lee: Thanks girl! I had a nice day. Didn’t do anything special, but I had fun….somehow. How old am I today? Hmmph, do you really wanna know? LOL
Diamond Hawk: I can save rice, but I didn’t fry plantain. Thanks for the birthday wishes. So far, I’ve only gotten a purse cause everyone is “running late” with my gift. What rubbish!
Azuka: Kilon happen? I waited and waited 4 u, but you didn’t show up. Why now? I even put your rice and chicken in a take-away plate.
Guy Horny: Twas my house oh, but since you didn’t/couldn’t come yesterday, you’re more than welcome to come today. Bring yourself…horny and all. Pun intended.
NaijaDude: Amen to all the Blessings. As for the gifts, you can always send them tomorrow. I won’t be mad, don’t worry. And you betta send them oh; don’t make me mad @ this age.
Nilla: I have not listened to any of my messages, but perhaps I should start now. I will call back every number ASAP. Thanks girl! I know you love me too much.
Chief: The most important thing is that you buy me a gift THAT I WANT. Do you understand me? Hurry up pls. As for the thank you phone call, well, why do you need it when you never gave me a gift? LOL
ExSchoolNerd: Thanks a lot! Thank you for stopping by.
FavoredGirl: Girl, don’t play with my emotions please. JOY ke? Not that I don’t appreciate it oh, but I don’t want anything that does not cost you money. So please, pick one of the gifts I want. Joy? I’ll take that from God. I’ll send you the cake ASAP
Overwhelmed: Girl, you’re not okay @ all oh. Anyways, all this one you dey talk na story. Just send me the gifts that I actually want. Not every six hours, and not every whatever. Just send it right now. Merry Xmas to you too….I’m guessing this is for Xmas of 07? lol
Anonymous: Thanks! Amen to all the Blessings. Thank you so much for stopping by and wishing me a wonderful day. Thank you!
CalabarGirl: Which kin prayer be that? You’re praying that people don’t fall over themselves to do me good? Are you crazy??? Why would you say such a prayer for me? I reject it! People better be falling over themselves to do me good. As 4 the gift, why do you need a US VISA? Abi are you the gift? I mean, I like you and all, but I don’t want you as a gift if that means I don’t get a pair of shoes. LOL
Anthony Arojojoye: Thanks a lot! Amen to the prayer. I pray they do come by way…so much that I won’t be able to handle them. By new things, I mean, GOOD new things, of course.
Gbeborun of Lagos: Ah thank you oh! So this one that you’re a gbeboru, how many people in Lag have heard about my day? Didn’t know you visit my blg, but now that I do, the favor would be returned. Thank you soooo much for stopping by. A big Amen to the Blessings. I hope God heard them all.
Biodun: Hey! Got your message…thanks! Don’t worry, I’ll call you back and give you my address. Shebi that’s the only reason you didn’t post it abi? Thanks for calling!
Omoruyi: Thanks o. But #1). I didn’t ask to test drive a car. I asked to be given a car…an SUV rather. #2). I didn’t ask for a BMW; I asked for a 2008 Range Rover, so get it straight! Now, go back 2 that dealer and get me a 2008 (or newer) Range Rover. Thanks! LOL. Amen to all the Blessings.
JJ: Half bread is better than none, so yes, I will accept the tresor. If you had said you sprayed it 16 times, I wouldn’t have accepted, but since it’s just 15, I’ll manage it. Thanks a lot for stopping by. Who you be sef? You know me as Spice?
TaureanMinx: I was with you until you said you’ll tell Mohammed the gateman to run and give it to me. Hmmm. On second thoughts, I could get the directions from mapquest. I think he only has to swin for a few months. That shouldn’t take him that long. LOL.
Nala Grey: Thanks Nala!
Lee: I told you you could cook for me now…but just not as my birthday gift. Oya where are my chinko underwears?
Vera,
You are 28 years old. Don’t ask me how I know. I am Psychic. You can smudge the cake all you want…Shikena!!!
Happy Birthday and the best for the future.