This happened when I was nine years old. My teacher (who was born again and also my lesson teacher) had invited me and my mom to a revival service. When we got there, we got to the part of goin 2 the front of the church to “receive the Holy Spirit.” My mom was amongst the many people that went to receibe the Spirit. I wasn’t gonna go, but I didn’t wanna look bad or look “posessed”, so I decided to go.
Just as I expected, the pastor started touching people and they started falling (and some were even convulsing!…or so it seemed). Anyways, when the Pastor touched me, I wasn’t knocked out by the Holy Ghost, so I decided to fake it…so that I wouldn’t look evil, of course. I fell on the floor like the rest of the people that were ‘touched’ by the Spirit. I closed my eyes and looked like I had passed out.
The only problem was that I didn’t wake up like every1 else! I slept off on the floor, and by the time I woke up, there was no one else on the floor. Every one had gotten up and gone back 2 their seats. And from the looks of things, I had been sleeping for longggggg! I was soooooooo friggin embarrassed! I’m pretty sure a lot of people knew I fell asleep on the floor. The hardest part of the whole thing was taking the walk of shame back to my seat. It felt like all eyes were on me!
Well, that’s it for my embarrassing story. I will be back with more. Trust me, I do a pretty good job @ embarrassing myself. Watch out for the 2nd edition.
Have a Blessed Day!
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Awww that was a bit embarrassing, but nothing to die over, lol. The beginning of your story reminded me of “Salvation” by Lagston Hughes, lol.
u remind me of me..am like the queen of embarassing moments…
VERA! VERA! VERA! i dont know how else u could embarass urself for real. if i didnt know better i’d have thot u were making it up. but then its you. question? DID U ASK HOW LONG U SLEPT FOR? cos i wanna know.
Thank you for the wonderful comment, it really meant a lot to me that you think I’m good. Unfortunately, I cannot help you w/ your search, I myself haven’t a clue as to how to go about writing professionally. Although I must admit I would like to. 🙂
lmfao… girl this is tooo funny.. happened to me b4.. only thing is i didn’t fake it.. so i looked evil… too too funny.. ur jokes
Ok i just started reading your blog from the very beginning and nw im in august..Its been so interesting so far but this embarrasing story was sooooo funny..
I was wondering y pple hadnt left comments on ur page for months until u told them to in july 2006.lol.. Ok imkind of sounding sad myself..But i really do enjoy your blog..Its oe of the best i have read so far..I havnt reached the part where ur meant to put ur picture up bt i guess ur nt gonna do that huh…lol..
Nice work..
cnt wait to gt to august 2007..lol..