Oh my, could I be turning into an amalgamation of OverwhelmedNaijaBabe & ConfusedNaijaGirl? Tufia kwa!
I didn’t think this could ever happen, but I am officially confused….and overwhelmed. I have three wonderful husbands, and they all wanna be first. How I go fit do this thing?
Okay, lemme review.
First Husband: Bloke – AKA Mr. Dependable. He has been there for me since sha. Even when I didn’t have any other husbands, he was there for me. He claimed me as his one and only (after I fought Overwhelmed, Cherub and so many others off). And he is very goal-oriented and career-minded. The problem is that he is hot and cold. Most times, he’s just luke warm. I feel like I constantly have 2 say, “Bloke, am I still ur wife?” And did I mention all the disappearing acts he pulls? E don tey since I see my husband 4 house o! I suspect he’s spending time with that Overwhelmed chic, but if I see a strand of his hair in her possession ehn, I will show two of them what hot water does to garri. I no send o!
Second Husband: UNBoorish Male – AKA Mr. Romantic. He has been soooo romantic. In short ehn, I could have sold my birth rite to him…just to hear him say something. He does all the lil things you want your husband to do. He buys me aunty Buky’s evening akara (with hot bread and cold fanta o!), he buys me meatpie…with real meat inside, AND he even takes me to that nice smelling gutter….since we cannot afford the beach. So you see, he is just too romantic. The problem of course is that he has that T-Minx (the real kpom; 4get what she might tell u) chasing him up & down. But I guess I should not be worried sha. I mean, what does she have that I don’t…apart from chicken pox… ?
Third Husband: Guy Horny – AKA Mr. ..err, do I really have 2 tell you? Everyone knows what he is best @ right? Ehn, the other day sef, he bought me a nice red ride. I love the car sha, and I have been cruising around town in it. Needless 2 say, people have been envying me like crazy. I think the car is designers o! I might be wrong, but I think there is a place I saw FUBU written on it….abi them no dey make car? The problem is that I dey fear 4 him. He’s living up 2 his name too much, so I dunno wat 2 do. It’s not like I could tell him 2 keep his weapon of mass destruction on the table b4 going 2 work. Or can I??
So what am I supposed 2 do? This thing just dey give me sleepless nights o.
Guy Horny, I think you might like this site. Say Paris!
It’s been a while since I’ve been first here…YAY!
Let me go and read.
If i continue to say you’re crazy, that would be an understatement.
But you’re most likely “Very Overwhelmingly Confused”.
lol
lol @ Nilla. You’re not helping @ all o. What should I do??
If they all want to be first, then they should fight for you….simple as that 🙂
Ah, Nilla, you be smart girl o! Ah, u smart no be small.
Before nko {grinning}
May the best man win 🙂
Yes, may the best man win indeed!! Come Nilla, shouldn’t we be chatting instead? lol.
I’d prefer chicken pox anyday to a bug, green eye. Enough said.
azuka u are mad!!!!!
na jealousy dey catch u..
as nilla said let them all fight for u now
Fight ke, and what will the prize be. Vera? LOLLLLL. Oya lets see you do this madam
hmmmm….is there a stronger word for confusingly overwhelmed…lol.
As they say variety is the spice of life. I can see u have differnt varieties….lol
U know they can all be first, make them 1a, 1b and 1c!!!
Vera did you say you had man trouble? See yourself now, when you can’t take your big green eyes off blogsville guys. Me, I think you should stick with Bloke, but as they say: may the best guy win!
oh honey that is a pickle
Let me hear EVERYONE say it… NUTCASE!!!!
Is this Vera girl serious? Are you trying to show off? Rub it in that you are “overwhelmed and confused” about THREE men???
You are taking things too far o! Before you know it, your blogpals will take all three of them off you!
You’re lucky I have no interest in blog love!
P.S. Have a nice weekend.
Hmm,Vera having man trouble?
I don’t beliveit,thought you had them all right where you wanted them.
It is not easy to offer advice to you in this your overwhelming confused state,but I’ll try.
1. Leave them all,get some nu fresh blood.
or
2.Marry a younger lover,jealousy will make them settle for whatever position you give them.
3.Among all your husbands na,Naijabloke I really like*cough* sorry respect but he has to step up his game,and become 3(boorish,horny&bloky) in 1.
VERA baby, you were great last nite. Hope your thighs are better now?
Do I still have to accept the proposal publicly since I’ve done that to your face already.
About your being confused, dont worry dear, BE CALM.
Life is always a better Judge.
1. Boorish says he wants a divorce
2. Bloke is busy with his new job so, ‘NO SHOW’
3. Guy Horny (that will be me right?) is more than available. So, 7up – the difference is clear.
And dont forget to come with those new green bikini I got you. Its going to be a great weekend away.
you need serious help!!! maybe you should change your name to confuwhelmed. I dont no. have a great weekend and spend time on making up your MIND.
Veraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. wow! you are CRAZY more than that sef! I think U need to change ur name, it’s high time you change ur name to confused woman!
Azuka: Don’t worry, you will get that chicken pox you are asking 4. Wait till I send T-Minx ur way
Bibi: thank you jare. Azuka is just jealous, that’s all. He wants 2 be one of my husbands, but unfortunately, he is not good enough, so he cannot handle that fact.
Angie: LOL. That’s a good thing o. Make them 1a, 1b, and 1c. Hmmmm. Sooo many smart ideas are just popping up here.
TMinx: Wetin be ur point sef? That I’m not good enuff 2 be a prize? This gal, don’t make me show you serious pepper o.
FavoredGirl: So you’re voting for Bloke ehn? Hmmmm. I see where you’re coming from sha; I mean, he is my first husband et al.
Elle: I wish it were
LondonBuki: Na threat be that? I don’t care if you’re interested in blog love or not o. In short, why are you even talking sef ehn? Mansion dey talk, and face me I face dey put mouth. You’re the smallest pest of them sef. I will sooooo beat you ehn. Hmmm.
Omohemi Benson: LOL. 3 in one ke? And yes, you better not be liking him o. It better be respecting and not liking. Well, I’ll talk 2 him sha. Perhaps, he does need 2 step up his game.
Guy Horny: LOL @ 7up, the difference is clear. Everything you said is true sha, no doubt. I’m definitely lookin 4ward to the weekend. It is gonna be grreeeaaat!! Of course, I have my green bikini.
ConfusedNaijaGirl: Hehehe. You’re funny. Confuwhelmed? LOL. That’s hella funny.
NaijaDude: So you of all people, you joined them 2 say I’m crazy ehn? And all this time, I thought you were different sef. how could you! I’m reporting you to ur mommy ASAP
na wa o. may i never offend you. i fear that the consequences will be dire.
i agree, the perfect name for you would be Confu-Whelmed, the overwhelmingly confused one. lol
Nne I dont know how to help, the problem you have is unhelpable – its even causing me to speak grammer that is not in the dictionary.
What else can I say but be patient – all will work out. NB will turn around – give him another chance.
@ Angie: They don’t call Vera “spice” for nothing o. Why must my name come into this discussion, ehn? Anyways, since u’ve used ur green eyes to woo all the blokes in Blogsville, how won’t u be confuwhelmed?
WOW…this babe, I will never underestimate ur pulling power! This babe, u’ve got talent…fine its ‘man snatching talent’ but a talent is a talent right?
Anyways, more grease to your elbows!
ROFLMAO!abeg do “eenie meenie manny mo”…and there shall u finf ur hubby;-)but unto important things,can i borrow ur car to attend one “owambe” lyk dat?it’s FUBU tho,it’s TOMMY REALFINGER!!!
Which kind wahala be this? How woman go marry full blooded male like bloke and still turn around and not only look at but keep not 1 bit 2 more on the side? Is this what the modern world ahs turned to these days?
Vera, Thank Ya God say I no be ya mother in law. I for don pack ur load commot for house since. Help you choose indeed!!!!
I can only say i said it. Thank God that you can see the wahala you are causing in blogville.
You rock sweerie!
Olawunmi: LOL. Abi oh, you better not offend me oh. Or else… lol. Anyways, since so many people have said I should change my name, perhaps I should then. Hehehe
Life Of A Stranger: Nwa nne’m, I’m still waiting on Bloke oh. He has not repented yet, but I am still waiting sha. My husband has just disappeared on me like that o
Cherub: Na simple jealousy u just dey jealous me. See as ur mouth be. You have tried 2 break us up but it didn’t work 4 you ehn.
Bella Naija: See as you just put small insult inside that compliment, but I don ignore the insult o. Man snatching or not, they r all mine o. LOL.
Naija Vixen: Wetin u talk? U want 2 borrow which car? The fine car my husband bought me? Take time o! Don’t u know my car was custom made 2 fit my bum? No o, I no share @ all. lol
Calabar Gal: Don’t be comin on my blog 2 shout on me o. Don’t be raising ur voice on my space b4 I just vex and scatter balance u finish. I will let u go this time, but next time ehn…
Temmy Tayo: Thank u my dear. I like u pass the other yeye ones. *HISS*
UPDATE!!!!
Hmnn, why do u nid advice sef?
Some are praying for one u r asking which of 3?
Hey,u always wanted to try polygamy d other way around. This is your opportunity.
This annoying girl that keeps going around screaming at people to update. You’d better update or else…
I’ll just have to mention that I have replaced my cane with a brand new switch. If you want to be able to sit down after tomorrow you’d better update.
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lol @ designers car.