First of all, how was everyone’s thanksgiving? Mine was quite okay. I spent it with Boyfriend, and it was great; we also both don’t eat turkey…how convenient, huh? I took a picture of the turkey before spicing it up, but I forgot to take one after baking it. Now, the damage has been done to it (by mom and my Naija neighbour), so it is not fit to be put on my blog. Boyfriend and I meant 2 go see a movie (Borat), but we stopped by Funmi’s house and Funmi’s mom won’t let us go. Actually, she won’t let boyfriend go. She said she was on a date with him and I was free 2 go if I wanted 2. Hmmm, I’ve started suspecting her and Boyfriend. They r yet 2 tell me what is goin on bw them, but I will find out soon enuff.
As most people know, the Friday after thanksgiving is a BIG SHOPPIN’ DAY. It’s called Black Friday; and shops open as early as 5:00am, and they have some mad discounts. Last year, a lotta electronics stores had sales on laptops, and as of this time last year, I didn’t have a laptop, so I decided to go 2 Circuit City 2 get one which was on sale for like $300. Walmart also had one on sale for $200, I believe. Uju wanted a laptop too, so she and her then-boyfriend went 2 Walmart @ 3:ooam to stand in the line, while my mother and I went 2 Circuit City @ 4:00am. The weather was harsh! My fingers were so numb, I thought I had frostbite. And I am pretty sure my earlobes were so frozen, they could break if bent. You know what happens 2 rubber when it’s frozen.
Anyways, the plan was for Uju to grab two laptops (one for me and one for herself) and I was to do the same too, then we’ll compare and pick what we want, but guess what? We didn’t even SEE the laptops, so grabbin two was sooooo not even on our radar of possibilities. Apparently, they only had twenty laptops and they gave tickets/vouchers to the first 20 people in line, and my mother and I weren’t even among the first 400. So imagine the line!
Last year taught me a lesson anyways. Never again will I freeze my ass off for that kinda rubbish. Funmi decided to go try her luck @ Best Buy today. I told her not 2 go, but she went sha. She was there @ 1am and she wasn’t even among the first 200 people. LOL. She froze her already small ass off 4 nothing! The crazy girl was there from 1am to 5am, and she still didn’t get anything. Of course, I have not been able 2 stop laughing @ her; besides, what are friends 4?
Well, I know some people got the laptops sha cause boyfriend’s coworker got one, but guess what time she got there? She was there @ 9pm yesterday, so she was outside for 8 hours. That’s insane! She was number 9 on the line, so I guess if you wanna be number 1, you should be there @ about 5 or 6pm. LOL. May I never be that crazy! Besides, to me, the “deal” isn’t really a deal because the laptop comes as a package, so to say. I mean, you cannot just buy the laptop; you have to also sign up for some internet thing (I think it’s AOL) whether you like it or not. So is that really a deal??? I think not!
I went 2 Macy’s @ about 9am (even though they opened @ 6am). They had sooooo many deals, and my eyes were almost popping outta my head. But somehow, I spent all that time in the store and emerged with nothing! I bought two really nice shirts 4 my Dad and mom bought a watch 4 him. She also got a purse for herself, some jewelry and a new cell phone (Motorola Razor) from T-Mobile. I dunno how or why I didn’t get anything 4 myself from Macy’s. After all the time, guess what I bought 4 myself from one of those lil kiosks? *DRUMROLL*….. A cell phone pouch! Can you believe it? Now, I’m really mad @ myself. Well, I guess I could rejoice in the fact that I did buy this really, really cute outfit for Meomeo’s newborn niece. It’s a pink jacket that comes with a pink shirt and a blue jeans. She’ll be smokin hottt when she wears it, and I know all the other babies will want her. But she’ll do shakara 4 them. Gosh, shoppin 4 baby girls is soooo much fun!
For some weird reason, I have been wanting to do a fund raiser; just never figured out what to raise funds 4, but now, I think I gat it. I’ve always loved the St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital, so now I’m thinking of doing a fund raiser (of selling candy) for them. They treat children with illnesses like Cancer 4 FREE. Obviously, they make this possible through the donations people make to them, so I’d love to be one of those people.
Pot worshippers??? I was watching the news today and apparently, the Church of Cognizance has been raided. It’s a church that worships pot… as in marijuana, the illegal drug. How crazy is that??? They couple that started the chirch face up 2 forty years in prison, but in their defense, they were only practicing their religion in the way they saw fit (smoking pot every 4 hours). LOL. Only in Yankee o! Read details HERE
Police are concerned about the FREE offer of a baby of Craig’s List. This is a bad thing, of course, but I cannot stop laughing. Apparently, the listing of this free baby was put in the “FREE STUFF” section, right next to FREE TURKEY. I feel 4 the baby; I know that much.
Well, that’s a wrap. I’m gonna stop here for today.
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Hi Baby! (Bloke). As you can see, the wind has blown and we have seen the yansh of the fowl. Now, we know all the enemies of progress in Blogville – Overwhelmed, Desola, Chief, Bijouxoxo, Diamond…and many more sef. They’re just jealous they don’t have what we have, but don’t worry, we will show all of them shege banza. And you need 2 publicly renounce your lil hoochies (AKA Overwhelmed & Desola) because their delusions are starting to get the best of them. They actually think you belong to them. Ha! Very funny. They obviously do not know what I am giving you. *wink wink*
Yay! I am first! damn i gotta celebrate that oh!!
Anyways, Happy belated Thanksgiving to you! Great you had fun but you and bf didnt go to see movie which some crackhead ditched me on as well. Its all good you have next time, and blockbuster is always around the corner! What happened to bootleg sef, I am too cream for that anyways…..
Hey hey hey, I still have a crush on you, so know how you are going to profess your loff abi nah lust for Bloke oh…Cos I no wan start to dey grow green with envy oh! I am not ready to call amadioha oh…LOL
Even though I loff you so much, I wont let you pick up a hoochie fight with my Jolene oh..ONB that is. She’s Bloke’s first loff, you need to agree and BACK OFF!!!
LOL.
Well, ain’t that something?
Dude, I dunno whose you’re on o. This one you’re saying I shuld back off, I dunno if you’re doing it 4 that soul mate-stealing gal (ONB) or if you’re doing it cause you want me all 4 myself.
Dude, God loves a cheerful giver, so you have to cheerfully let Bloke have me!
ONB and Bloke NEVER EVER had a thing, and they never will cause I am here 2 stay. Ask Bloke sef, and he’ll tell you. ONB was only his bed partner (but sadly, she neva understood). But now, Bloke has found the real deal….ME!!!
ONB is simply delusional. She THINKS Bloke belongs 2 her. She’s obviously smokin something.
Sweetie! Honnie!!..How ya weekend dey go now.. abeg make we cool down on professing our loff in public like this now,cos enemies no dey like good thing.. I dan tell u say make we go on the DL now..
U know there r many fishes in the ocean,but I like the golden ones and u r one of the golden ones..when 3face sang that song “OLE” ..na me write that song just for u.LOL
@Naijadude ..Nna abeg no come start anoda thing here again o ..I dan settle ma sef with ONB and Desola ..so abeg carry ya own go
Hmm, all this bloggers’ love affair… na wa o. LOL Vera, you’s been tagged, so you’s needs to check out my blog to find out what it’s about…
vera stop all this your stalking o. all u do is break their lungs anyway. bloke abeg i wont say u shouldnt fall for her sweet talking o. my own is that u should not put ur options(lungs) in vera’s pocket. those that put their options in vera’s pocket yeasterday got a rude shock this morning o. if u think i’m lying ASK HER ABOUT OSCAR THE SHARK SLAYER. and hear wat she’ll say. na on top vera counter top oscar dey till him die no food he had to drive the water he was put in till there was no more.
NB and Vera..NO WAY!
free baby? now that’s funny…but seriously…did they forget the 2nd part of it…like maybe “doll”…”stroller”…
Finally got round to your blog. Loving it.,….
All that black friday shopping can be pretty worthless, never done it! Glad u had a nice thanksgiving n really wassup with all these love for BLOKE, I am gone a week n new stuff emerge huh, lol
See what “awoof” fit do person ehn?
Vera you too craze i swear. RAwk on.
I think the regular sales days are fine with me. Whats all this wahala for. I’d prob end up buying rubbish cos its a good deal. Vera whats this world war you are instigating!! LOl, Bloke is Mine
VErA VERA VERA… nwanyi oshi… no problem.. I have forgiven you for taking my man… because of many beggings I have recieved from many people. They think both of you have a little chance so I shouldn’t take revenge on you…but beware I am keeping the engagement ring he bought me(don’t you even dare thing I’m giving that back!!!)… But this is a temporary arrangement by the way… whenever I catch another feeling for NaijaBloke again… its on like world war 3 in Saudi Arabia!!!
GO SEE BORAT OH>> ITS HILARIOUS EVEN THE NEW BOND MOVIE KILLS ME EVERYTIME>> its soooo good trust me.. lmao@uju and her pain.. heya!! babe I think we need to hear more gist about ‘boyfriend’ see the way you tried to code it for us not to know.. abeg stop your nonsense jare.. who,how long?how cute… everything!!!
lmao@doing shakara for lil babies.. this girl you’re going to infect that lil baby with your craze!
Bloke: You are one mess up away from being dumped o! Wat do u mean by you like the golden fish and I am one of “them”. I am the only one, dammit!! Mind ya sef o! And you even have the BALLS 2 say u wanna take Bijoux on a date, ehn? Oh boy, you don reach dangerous terrain o.
Daddy’a girl: How dare you tag me?! Wetin dey happen 4 here sef? Has every1 stopped fearing d almighty Vera or wat? Hmmph! Don’t lemme report u to your daddy o
Chief: You’re mean o! How can you be callous enuff 2 bring up my dead Oscar ehn? You know I am still not over his death and here you are talking about him like it’s nothing. Nawa 4 u oh.
Diamond Hawk: No way 4 me and Bloke, why? You no serious sef. U can’t stop our luff! And yea girl, I was hoping that free baby was supposed 2 be free baby something. LOL
Uzo: Thanks a lot girl. I’ll stop by yours
Biodun: You don miss o! Bloke and I have been keepin our luff on the downlow but not anymore! We want d world 2 know what we gat. Actually, I want the world 2 know what he’s gat (ME!!!). He is one lucky bloke.
Babaalaya: My brother na so I see am oh. Indeed, ‘awoof dey run bele’, but I know that now. Thanks 4 stoppin by..
TaureanMinx: Ehn ehn! No come start ur own o! Wetin sef? Bloke is urs 4 where? You berra wake up o. Don’t make me show you what hot water did to garri o. Take time!
Overwhelmed: Onye ala! You’re TEMPORARILY leaving him 4 me ehn? Something dey do u for head. Just say you have lost the war over Bloke’s affection cause it’s obvious he’s alllll mine. Keep d ring, but you still aint getting my man.
I’ll definitely go see Borat. We just need 2 get some time 2 do so. Boyfriend? Wetin I go talk, my sister. The most important thing is that he spends his money on me, so…. LOL.
Mennnn….that shopping sounds mad but I hate shopping when there are too many people around so i guess it wont work for me anyway…
Aww at ur bf and your friend’s mum…just leave him for her lol…let them enjoy their date now..y r u trying the spoil things…lol..
anyway, have a great week…ciao
Moi dear Vera,
It is with saddened lungs and head that I am recognizing that you have been giving attention to what talkatives have been saying,cos am very flabagasted at hearing that you r insinuating me myself and I is planning to take someone on a date.
LOL ..