Baby Bayo Is One

My plan was 2 just stay home today and chill, but as fate (or rather Funmi) would have it, I attended Baby Bayo’s birthday party. I wasn’t gonna go cause Bayo Snr. didn’t tell me, but Bayo’s older sistah (whose name is also Funmi) begged my own Funmi 2 be in charge of the games 4 kids. Funmi begged me 2 come, and since I had nothing doing, I went with her.

Lemme tell u the story bout Bayo: 1st of all, Bayo became our (me, Funmie, Sola, Ibukun, etc)friend when he started chasing Uju. At first she was doing shakara (don’t we all?), but she later fell 4 him. 4 whatever reason sha, they broke up. Meanwhile, b4 they started dating (during the time he was still chasing her), Bayo gat this oyibo chic pregnant. The story that I heard sha is that they went 4 a party, got drunk, did it in the car, and poof! Baby Bayo was conceived. Hmmm, something tells me Bayo Snr. would not be happy with this post, but anyways…

So since Bayo and Uju broke up, the relationship bw him and the rest of us has naturally gone bad. We still talk and all that, but we don’t call each other or anything like that. In fact, I don’t even know his number sef. And today was the first time I ever went 2 his new house; I’m not sure, but maybe Bayo’s reason 4 not inviting us is because of his history with Uju. But anyways… I sha went there either way. Of course, he tried 2 give me an xplanation like “oh, sorry I didn’t tell you. I didn’t even have time; in fact, I didn’t know it’d be so big. I was only planning on entertaining kids…” Yeah right!!!

Anyways, Funmie and I went sha, and it was a nice event. We (adults) were not even ashamed of doing musical chairs, but unfortunately my ass got kicked out – literally. Needless 2 say, Baby Bayo is doing fine. I have 2 say that his mother is very down 2 earth (I think). She was cleaning up and helping out, even though she was the ONLY white person there. If I were in her shoes, I woulda definitely brought a black friend of mine. Anyways, I doubt if Baby Bayo knew that today was all about him.

Oh, and Funmie and I stole soooo much candy! Actually, Funmie is the one who stole the candy, but she stole it for me and her. I’ve still got a lot in my purse (I’ve actually only eaten two), so if you want some, lemme know b4 my family takes them all.

Until later sha…