Who is the he? Hmmm, he is none other that Boorish Male o. Unfortunately, I wasn’t available at the time he called, so he left me a message. When I heard the message, I fell instantly in love. You shoulda heard his voice. Of course, I could always put the message on here for all to hear, but why would I wanna share my message with all you husband-snatching bloggers? (Overwhelmed and Bojouxoxo take note).
I dunno why I miss important calls like that of Boorish Male and somehow be available for yeye calls from yeye people (Bijouxoxo, take note). While I realize that openly confessing my attraction for Boorish Male’s voice might be tantamount to me getting some mad beatings from his girlfriend/fiancee/wife (if he has one) and thereby resulting in the tarnishing of my very clean image (*cough*), somehow I just don’t care.
Funmi came 2 my house last night, and I played the message for her. We both fell on the couch with our eyes closed. Funmi said, “Oh my God, his voice is soooo hotttt!! And he even wished you a merry Christmas.” Yes indeed, he did. We played that message more than twenty times – yes, his voice was that sexxxy. Every time the message got to the end, Funmi said, “Play it again!”
In fact, I love the voice so much that I even considered printing it out and putting it under my pillow, but then I realized I couldn’t print out his voice. So now I’m thinking about burning it on a cd, so I can put it on repeat while I sleep. Maybe then, he will even come into my dream and whisper sweet nothings in2 my ear. Hehehehehe. Boy oh boy!!!
Boorish Male, sorry if I am putting you on the spot oh, but you know I just had to acknowledge the fact that I have a sexxxy voice on my voicemail.
Oh, errr, Bloke you know I still love you. Yea, Boorish Male may be tryna tempt me with his rather sexxxy voice, but I still love you. You know that right?? *kisses*
Tomorrow, I’ll be in Frank’s (Busola’s fiancee) house for his birthday get together. We’re gonna be playing games like Cherades, Twister, Monopoly, and Jackpot. It’s not a dancing party (thank God), so I’m gonna dressed casually and comfortably. I intend to kick some mad ass @ the games, and if possible, take loadza pictures for your viewing pleasure.
Until next time…. Have a Blessed day and Merry Christmas!!!
lmao… clean image oshi!!! So you stole my first husband NaijaBloke from me and now you’re eyeing another WOMAN’S HUSBAND Boorish Male… hmmm.. what have you been telling them ehn?!?!?!? This is unbelievable!!! This one whey everybody dey call vera dey yarn… na so her voice sweet reach?! lmao@printing boorish males voice.. cum oh babe… na which universe you dey reside inside?! mERRY XMAS LUV
I’d advise Bloke to seriously consider going for one of the others. Just the voice and Vera’s almost unfaithful…
Ahem! Seriously, I was considering giving you a surprise call on the 24th or on Christmas day but I think I’m seeing ‘unsexy voices need not call.’ I’d better keep my gravelly voice to myself.
Overwhelmed: Stop tryna put sand in my garri jare! Lemme tell you, I’m very very nice o! Boorish Male’s voice is the bomb diggity, so stop hatin’!!! What do you want as your gift for being the first commenter? Just name is girl..as long as it’s not Bloke or Boorish Male. And they need 2 come up with a teknology 2 print people’s voices…I mean, seriously!
Azuka: Almost cheating does not count as cheating oh! Besides, I did not almost cheat on my baby oh. Bloke knows I love him now, ah ah! I was only acknowledging God’s wonderful work in Boorish Male’s voice, that’s all. As 4 calling me, you better o!
Girl u are seriously sick o. I need to hear this sexy voice Vera is dying for. U know i don’t have to snatch ur men. Is it my fault that they fall for me like mosquitoes sprayed with Raid/ Baygon? Clean image, for where? U wish? I’ll even contact Boorish male’s girl to beat u up mercilessly ‘cos u’re turning into one homewrecker. U and Funmi are seriously jobless, playing the message over 20x. Anyways, i’ll yarn with u later jobless gal.
Ouch…I am so last week’s news! U didnt even bother to record my voice, I guess thats how cranky it sounds…Life goes on…. LOL….
Abegi print his voice out oh and put it in the envelop so you can send a “Voice-mail”..LOL
Merry Xmas Hun….
Let me hear this voice (Print Out, Record, Whatever you wanna do!)… Let me give you my opinion, I promise I will NOT steal him from you 😉
Merry Xmas 🙂
there are two things vera doesnt share. her food and her men. u have a better chance of becoming voltron than you being able to get her man. and NO dont think u wiould get the chance to listen to the voicemail. no be vera! she can even have all y’all pay to hear sef.
I think I need to call you. You will definitely fall in love with me. My voice is what you need to listen to early in the morning,it will send you back to sleep.
Merry Xmas.
Verastico how’re u doing? Merry Christmas dear. Hope u’re having fun and Ms. Flow is not in the way?
Vera dont be fooled ooo, folks like that are sometimes just best for being phone friends because when u see them u realize why God gave them sexy voices. As per nothing else dey correct. Nwannem dat one na genuine advice sha Merry Christmas!
Bijouxoxo: You’ll contact Boorish Male’s girl 2 beat me up? Is that a threat? I no dey fear o! Merry Christmas to you too sha. Ms. Flo left on saturday, but thanx 4 asking. I’ve always known you love her anyways. As 4 hearing my new almost-man’s voice, forget it! You want 2 attempt 2 steal him like u did Bloke ehn?
NaijaDude: It’s not like that now, ehn. You sef, you know you can never, ever be last week’s news. You’re always the current & future sef. Merry Christmas!
Buki: Hmmmmph, I dunno if I want you 2 hear his voice oh. I don’t trust London chics. I heard y’ll are all bad! LOL. Merry Christmas!!!
Chief: You’re right about the man part. I will never, ever share my man – whether he knows he’s my man or not. As 4 the food, I’ll share it as long as it’s not suya, isi ewu, mango, sweet oranges, etc… u know what I like baby
Temmy Tayo: You’re not serious @ all o. Who told you I’m in the market 4 fallin in love with girls’ voices? Take ur time o! Abi do you have a deep, baritone voice? If so, then by all means, I will fall in love wit ur voice. I’m seriously wishing you don’t have a baritone voice…lol. Merry Xmas!
NaijaLove: LOL. Well, I’m gonna keep my fingers crossed. All I’m interested in is his voice, and I gat that already, so now, I’m good to go.
okay…you’ve got me wanting to hear this voice now…hmmm Boorish male…CALL ME TOOOOOOOOO…
LOL
happy Boxing day!
lol…
hmmm…Boorish Male’s voice…interesting.
My first time dropping a comment..I love your blog design
Happy holidays!
Hmmmn – arent you the cat that got the cream this season? Softly Softly oh!! Boorish Male is da bomb!! LOL!!! Merry Xmas and Best Wishes for the New Year ahead!!!
lol, Vera its only u that will put up a psot like this, lol. Hope u ahd a wonderful xmas!
you got me in stitches. you are crazy, girl!
hope you had a wonderful christmas.
Diamond: Did u say Boorish Male shuld call u? Ah, no o!
Nilla: Thanks love for dropping by. Would most definitely return the favor.
Calabar Gal: Do u know Boorish Male? Do u? Do u?? Answer me now o!
Biodun: Hi gal, yes oh, I had a wonderful Xmas. You? I know you celebrated ur birthday too, right?
ChainReader: S’up gal! Missed ur comments. Those exams r over ehn? Well, I’m still waitin 4 ur comments on every woman. How was ur Xmas?
exams are over, thank God. and i have read every woman, i left my comments there. i absolutely loved it! you rock. i know you know, but you can’t hear it too many times, can you?
Boorish male blushes and slowly tiptoes away!!!!!
Thanks Vera!!!!!
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Boorish Male: You’re welcome!