Okay, up to today, I have been proudly and confidently telling all who cared to listen that shoe shopping is my thing, but when I went to Bare Feet Shoes today to look for a pair of shoes (only one pair o!), I was ready to lose me Blessed mind. I mean, dayum! The ones I liked didn’t come in my size (I wear a nine). It was either a size 7 or size 11….. aarrggghhhh. I could have managed 8 1/2 or 9 1/2 but 7 and 11? Nah men. Not possible. I’d have 2 shave half of my feet off to fit in2 a size 7 or magically add some meat to fit an 11. It’s just not fair!
I had planned on going to DSW if Bare Feet Shoes didn’t work out, but mehn…. I was just too tired. See, that’s one of the good things about being a celebrity. If I were a celebrity, my assistant(s) would only bring me shoes that are my perfect size, so I would not have to suffer going from aisle 2 aisle lookin @ different shoes and then looking for them in size nine. Darn it! Anyways, lemme come back 2 reality 4 now.
I hope to resume my search for a shoe on saturday. Why am I looking for a shoe? Well, Sola is having a thanxgivin service on sunday, so I wanna be lookin fly. Now, you’d think that Sola’s thanxgivin is a big event, but it really isn’t. I just want an excuse 2 have a new shoe. Yeah, I said it!
