Oh ye, African men. Where were you when this German woman kidnapped your African brother, locked him up for 36 hours, and then forced him to have sex with her over and over? Please continue reading to find out how you missed out.
So, she was on her way back from a sex addiction clinic in Munich, and it was then that she met this African brother, your brother. She invited him over to her house, and it was there that she kept him hostage and forced him to satisfy all her sexual demands. I mean, all her sexual demands. Picture that. Thirty-six hours later, she fell asleep and that was when he managed to escape. He was found weeping on the street – by police. Weeping!
He told police, “I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me.” Can’t walk, huh? After the police confirmed his ordeal, they took the woman into a hospital for psychiatric evaluation. And this is very good because she was on her way from a sex addiction clinic the day she met and kidnapped your African brother. So the treatment must be working.
By the way, this is not her first offense. Last time, she kidnapped a man, she forced him to have sex with her eight times. As in, eight whole times! Where are all those men that say, I can go for hours? Just like this your African brother, he was able to escape when she fell asleep. This woman sef falls asleep too much. And when he told the cops about it, the cops went to pay her a visit, you know, to interrogate her and stuff. She invited them in for a quickie. Funny how this report doesn’t say if they accepted her request or not. Wanna bet?
But here’s the part of the story that was not reported (which I have completely imagined, but believe to be completely true nonetheless). When your African brother got invited by this woman back to his house, he quickly checked a few vital things. Fresh breath: check! Condom: check! Wait, more than one condom though: Oh, check!!! Then he called his fellow African brothers and said, “Oh, boy! I don hammer!! E get this Oyibo babe wey I just meet now, now, wey say make I follow am waka house. I go kpansh am die!” (Yes, I do realize that not all Africans speak this way, but for the purpose of this post, we will believe that we all do).
And then, his fellow African brothers will giggle with excitement and envy, wondering why such goodluck did not fall upon them instead. And they would imagine every vain thing: what position will she take? Is she thin or fat? What does her lady part smell like – fish, onions, or rose petals? For the sake of their fantasy, they’ll go with the rose petals. Does she know how to take it from the back? Can she ride? Will she moan or scream? Will she speak gibberish or will she call the name of her god? More giggling.
Then when they hear that their African brother with the alleged Mandingo member was found weeping like a baby on the road, they will vex! And once the police leaves and he sobers up, one will walk up to him and say, “Oh, boy, you mess up oh! You suppose call boys na!”
Moral of the story: Whatever dirty thing a man can do, a woman can do better — and get away with it, too.
***** Man rapist = Throw the kitchen sink at him. And lock him up in a maximum security prison with hard labor and no parole.
***** Woman rapist = Call her a nymph and send her to a clinic. She’s so cute.
Yup. I absolutely love being a woman.
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Michael-Donovan says
Vera!! You no go kill person O!
Vera Ezimora says
Michael,
Inn dey even try to kill anyone sef. Just reporting what I saw. Plus some jara lol
pamilerin4me says
wait…i don’t get the lady parts and smell thingy o!….fish, roses ?*confused look*
Vera Ezimora says
I was only repeating what I have heard men say many times.
jasmine says
I don’t believe the guy at all.what? Is he 12? If he was drugged that would have been a different story.but he was fully aware of what he was doing. Why didn’t he punch the girl or growl at the lady or threaten her so he can get out of the house? My dear,the guy story does not hold water at all. He is just looking for someone to have pity on him when he practically enjoyed it.
Vera Ezimora says
Hahaha. Jasmine, I was wondering too about how the woman was able to subdue him and keep him for 36 hours. I mean, it doesn’t say anything about a gun or knife, so I don’t know. Was he tied up? Oh, well. My Twitter followers say it is IMPOSSIBLE for a woman to rape a man. Who knows?
Michael-Donovan says
Actually, its not impossible for a woman to rape a man. Rape is all about power and control, in this case the woman had a threathening cloud over him. P.s. Contrary to popular opinion, stimulation does happen involuntarily. So the guy doesnt have to want it for him to get hard. I can only imagine the emotional turmoil the guy went through.
Vera Ezimora says
If rape is about power and control, then how did she get power over him? I mean, did she tie him down? What was he doing while she was stimulating him against his wish? That’s what I still don’t understand.
Myne Whitman says
But it wasn’t rape now, just excessive sexing. Poor man.
Vera Ezimora says
Hahahaha. So why was he weeping? And why didn’t he escape sooner?
HoneyDame says
LMAO…I am going with Myne here
Vera Ezimora says
Of course you are. See your mouth. Myne is only saying that because she does the same thing to Atala.
Tunde says
Vera… You have used a word/name that makes me question what you do in your spare time/fantasies…
I ‘heard’ that name Mandingo and it was used in a not-so-verastic context… Not that i know what it meant… #okbye
Vera Ezimora says
Hahahaha. I don’t know what you’re talking about oh. What no-so-Verastic context are you talking about biko?
Tochi says
The African bros no get any choice than to run and weep o. I can imagine a scenario where the oyibo go dey tell d guy “if I hear pim eh,I go call d cops and allege break in & rape”. So do or no do,na catch 22 situation for the bro. If to say the bobo read im holy book wella,im for take the Joseph route- bale! Lol.
Vera Ezimora says
Tochi,
Hahha at the catch 22 situation. I wondered too if she had anything on him, because the story is clearly lacking in details. We don’t know why he stayed or why he didn’t just get away. He wouldn’t have had to beat her or anything, but as a man, I’m assuming he’s physically stronger
babatunde says
Negro plssssss!How can a woman rape me without a sound weapon!One woman can’t even rape me come ooooooonnn!I wonder what happened 😀
Vera Ezimora says
Hahahaha. Typical man. So you can’t be raped by a woman, ehn? But I heard that men can get involuntary hard ons. As in, while being raped, you may still get a hard on without wanting to get one. Na so I hear am sha.
splooge says
heard about that but doesnt make sense like a woman getting wet when shes getting raped. Evovultion shouldve weeded those weirdos out. HOw does being aroused help you when you are in danger. Lik if I was mauled by a lion, me getting boner isnt gonna help me fight it off in fact make it harder to fight or run away.
Plus for women being dry in sex is gonna hurt the guy too,we are uber sensitive down there. Thats why Im warry of those that say they are raped. Like its gotta be hella hard to do. I tried bjj and the girls are flexible on the ground and really can make you work when shes moving and kicking.
so it gets you thinking if you have boner(which makes movement awkward to protect) and shes fighting harder with kicks bite scratches and have to take off clothes its next to impossible when you think about it and if shes dry youre gonna get your dick messed up. Suddenly the rapist could be the rapeie. Guys we may be tougher but womens privates are more durable then ours.
thomas whitfield says
all i got to say is one where is she now, i think me and her could work out a deal where i could be her live in sex slave if ur out there message me
Vera Ezimora says
Looooool. You are such a man. Haha.
milkman45465 says
all this maybe true or not we were not there but for me im weak for women feet not sex as a footfetish women don’t know everything about a guy or what a guy thinks about when it comes to sex he may have had sex with her feet footsex safe sex a women need to thinks just because a guy and women in the same house don’t means the guy had that kinds of sex with her there are all kind of safe sex out there go to the female foot site and learn I did not have too because I were born as a footfetish for women feet
Vera Ezimora says
Huh?????????
Tommyevil says
If that’s an offer hmu Vera!!