Sooohow was your Christmas? Nice? Fun? Okay? Boring? Painful? Merry? I think I would say mine was merry. I actually did not do anything special, but somehow I had a blast. I usually get all depressed during times like Christmas because I always have such great expectations for it, and then when the day comes, absolutely nothing happens.
I was so merry that I decided to play with my camera and take more pictures of my eye…cause you know how the world is in need of more pictures of Vera’s eye. And these pictures are here to prove that my eye comes in different shades…not just green! And let no1 say anything about the size of my eye!!
This year was good sha. I expected absolutely nothing to happen; in fact, all I was looking forward to was sleep. I was really sleepy because in the past few days I have not had enough sleep (don’t ask why). Remember Frank (Busola’s fiance) had a get-together on Saturday? Well, it went great! What was supposed to be a small get-together turned out to be a dancing party because Frank’s best friend decided to hijack the party, and so he invited the whole of Maryland. Either way, it was great! I took all the pictures as usual.
Here’s one of Frank and Busola. They look great, don’t they? Yeah, yeah, I have a thing for beautiful people. *Busola, don’t let this get to your head please – you’re not that fine!*
Do not be fooled by the size of Busola’s breasts – they are not that big (not that they even look big now). She’s wearing a VERY padded strapless bra. Who does she think she’s fooling? I know what lies beneath!! I have seen them many, many times, and I know their vital statistics (*cough*). She may fool the bloggers who don’t know her, but I refuse to be fooled! No amount of pads and/or gels can fool me. I know her stuff like the back of my hands. Should I have admitted that?
OUR TV DEBUT
On Christmas day, we (I, mom, aunt, and grandma) went to the Basilica in Baltimore, which is the oldest catholic cathedral in America. It was recently renovated, so we decided to check it out. Whilst inside the church, this Asian lady kept taking pictures, and she came to me and took a few shots of me while I was kneeling down & praying (like the good gal that I am). After taking the shots, she asked for my name (which I gave her), and then she told me she was a photo journalist. Apparently, she works for a newspaper here in Baltimore.
After the service, my grandma and I walked out of the church…only to be stopped by a news crew for an interview. They asked us how we felt about Christmas inside the church and all that, and we said it was great…of course. So last night, I saw myself (and my grandma) on the news. Hmmmm. I was smiling too much for comfort.
But you know the funniest part of this TV DEBUT (for lack of a better word), my mom came out of the church before us, and she was walking really fast to make sure that her SUV had not been towed (cause we parked in a NO PARKING zone; parking downtown is a hassle). She was wearing a traditional lace gown, which was soooo beautiful. She had on a nice, big gele (scarf) and some nice pointy-toed shoes. In all her beauty and majesty, she almost tripped on her dress when she came out of the church, and guess what? Yeap, the had it on TV!! Can you believe that crap! Now, I can only imagine what celebrities feel like; I mean, the darn paparazzi are alwayz there. How wrong is that?! When I saw my mom almost trip, I couldn’t stop laughing. It was a sight to behold. The one time she gets to be on TV, she had to go and almost fall down. LOL. Ain’t that something???
On saturday (the 23rd) my camera started acting funny. The memory card wouldn’t lock in, so I took it right back to the store and got a new camera. Now, I have a Kodak camera, and I actually like this one better than the Samsung I just returned. I’m yet to meet anyone who has used so many digital cameras in such a short period. The good thing is that I gat some change back – $60. Can you believe the Samsung we bought in October has now gone down by $80??? How crazy is that?? The new camera cost $60 less than the original price of the Samsung, but if I had decided to get the Samsung again, I woulda gotten $80 back.
Anyways, so the pictures I took of my eye in my merry state were taken with the new camera. And lemme just say that whoever makes fun of the size of my eye will have pepper stuffed down his/her you-know-what.
So now I have a new philosophy for being satisfied (and merry, of course): NO EXPECTATIONS, NO DISAPPOINTMENTS. Trust me, it works for everything. And I do mean everything.
So how merry was your Christmas?
This eye again oh!!! I am AFRAID!!! VERY AFRAID!!!
Vera, you are now a TV star! That’s how it starts oh, don’t forget us sha! HaHaHa!!!
Xmas was nice with Mummy 🙂
Good to hear you enjoyed yours too! 🙂
I AM FIRST!!!!
Buki, what did I say bout talkin bout my eye? You no fear??
So u have graduated from internet to TV star now …thatz my baby jere ..Maryland Superstar ..LOL
why u no kuku take the whole face put for here now ..
Nice to know u had a merry xmas and happy new year in advance ..
bloke…be mindful of who you go around calling baby…. just bcos i’ve been turning a blind eye…
hmmmm…vera….i cant get enough of your eyes…can we get more please? LOL….nonsense…take one of the other eye…then maybe you can do a nose shot…then an ear shot…let’s just play it by ear as we go shall we
your poor mom…and you were laughing…bad girl…at least she didnt fall…what if she did and they showed it…
frank and busola are a beautiful couple… um…do they have a frankandbusola.com site?
🙂
hmmm..remember on Azuka’s page that someone is looking for your pic???? i think it’s boorish male…
Bloke: Maryland super star ke? LOL. That is such a shameful title considering the fact that all I did was cheese on the evening news and talk about how being in the church felt to me. Nobody has asked 4 an autograph yet o!
I didnt bother puttin a whole picture of my face cause I know you’ve seen so much of it abi? This one is just for those that haven’t.
Diamond: Why shuld my Bloky (yea, that’s his nickname) be mindful of who he calls baby? I’m his baby now, ah ah! Wetin sef? You’re tryna put sand in our garri ehn? It won’t work 4 u oh.
Seeing as you’ve already typed frankandbusola.com, I’m guessing you may have tried visiting that site already? LOL. Anywayz, no, they don’t have one yet…mainly because they haven’t set a precise date for their wedding yet. As soon as they do, you’ll be 1st 2 know.
Since you have requested it, I just might do a nose shot and then a mouth shot, and then an ear shot. Who knows, you might be able to put the puzzle of my face 2gether. Whoever is lookin 4 my picture(s) can find it here now. They need not look any further. You think it’s Boorish Male? LOL.
If not ‘cos of the threat, i was about to say check out those big eyeballs. Anyways, so u were cheesing like a Christmas fowl on the evening news? I so would’ve loved to see that. At least, u could’ve brushed ur hair in this pix. Looking like one old, wicked winch. Glad to know ur Christmas was fun and Frank’s gig went well. Did those people show up at their party?
Actually, right now on my desktop I have a picture of an eye. Don’t ask me whose eye!
i wish i had talent like vera
i wish i could spin fantastic tales that make all who read thirsting for mooooooooooooo
Bijouxoxo: I’ll wound u oh! Who u calling an old, wicked witch? Upon that sef, u said, I’m cheesing like a Christmas fowl? Bijoux, warn urself o! No, those gals didn’t show up – thank God. If they had ehn…na so so police 4 carry them comot (that was Busola’s plan)
Azuka: LOL. You have it on ur desktop 4 quick, easy access ehn? I know! Don’t try 2 deny it Azuka; I know sometimes u just wanna look deep in2 my eyes, so u have my pic there. Perhaps u should also print it out & keep it under ur pillow? Hehehe.
Busola: Hi gal! Thanks for stopping by. I see you’re one of the readers (and not writers) ehn? I checked ur profile out, but no blog 2 comment on. Happy New Year!!
No longer the green eyed monster hmmmn? This ur eye sef na wa!!
The eye fine no be small!! Green or Sepia anyone gels! Congrats on ur TV debut!! Wish I had seen it too!!
It is true oh!! The rate at which you are going, before 2007 runs out, you would have tried and returned all the camera’s in the shop. I dig this ur style no be small with the refunds to boot!! LOL!!
Cherub..lemme say it for you
VERA HAS GOT HER GIGANTIC EYEBALLS ON TV..come and konk me now….
How far for you putting ur girl’s boobies on full blast…be careful o
At least your mom’s SUV was still intact shey?
The reason why every blogger babe is fighting for Naija Bloke pass me o. Wetin?
Vera!! See as you finish Busola’s bobby on blogger. What is wrong with wearing a padded bra if one has shortcoming up there. Mind ya sef o.
TV star!: this calls for a celebration. Why did u laugh at your mum now? Bad gal u r. LOL
superstar, are we?
emmm,yes, me thinks you gave out a little too much information concerning the state of affairs of the aforementioned thingies! and i quote,”i know her stuff like the back of my hands”? and how did you stumble across that overwhelming amount of info? pray, tell. an eager audience awaits your reply.
one more thing before i vacate your airspace: oh, girl, you get big eye!
Calabar Gal: Abi oh, my sister! One day, I might just vex and return this camera sef. I might see a better camera @ a cheaper price and just return this one. Thank you jare for complimenting my eye. Never mind all these haters. They love it too much 2 admit it, but I know they love it.
Sapphireaster: I’m warning u oh! You no fear? Don’t lemme redesign your entire body for u oh. I’m in a very good mood right now (cause I’m bout 2 go 2 the mall)….if not 4 that ehn, I woulda stuffed ur u-know-what with plenty of pepper to last you a whole decade.
Busola’s breasts on full blast? Well, I was just tryna educate my readers – besides, you know I ALWAYS tell the truth (xcept 4 that time…& that other time… &… neva mind jare). Mom’s SUV was okay sha, so I guess the almost-fall was worth it.
Temmy Tayo: Wetin u dey talk sef? Bloke is hot o! The reason why all these people keep fightin for him is because they know we love each other. They just wanna take away our happiness, that’s all. But I am equal 2 the task. I will show them pepper! And by the way, u sound like one of the people that have a little ‘shortcoming’ up there. How right am I?
ChainReader: My dear, I have seen the thingies more times than I care 2 remember. The gal always wants 2 be naked…and she won’t even give some1 small warnin o! One minute she has her clothes on, and the next minute, they’re off. One can’t help noticing the rather dimished size of the thingies.
And what did u say about my eye? I go wound person o!
Girl, u sound like shakespeare with this ur ‘pray, tell, an eager audience…’. LOL. Funny
Thanks for your comments on my page! Do you not like roast turkey?
I see you had a nice christmas. Let’s see the rest of your face now, Vera. You never know who might fall in love with you.
TP: No, I don’t like turkey oh. No matter what it is – cooked, fried, baked, roasted, wateva…
This one you’re saying I neva know who might fall in love with me, are you saying you’re one of them? Hehehehe
…and a child was born on january 14th 198X and we shall call her OJULOMONI.
vera the local champion. i don talk am, u no dey ever comot that baltimore for anything.
abeg leave busola’s body parts alone o. and if we talk about ur ASS now na so so venomless ineffective tantrum u go dey throw.
nonsense and maggi.
Vera,
Congrats on your debut as a TV ‘side-kick’ 🙂 Not sure you qualify just yet to be called a star!
Merry Christmas in arreas and have a wonderful 2007 ahead filled with fantastic new opportunities!
What sexylicious eye you have there lady. Very nice. Oloju come and do…lol.
thanks for your comment earlier. eehh TV debut. you are now a celebrity ohhh!
Good to know you had a merry Christmas, mine was Merry too!
Ciao
You’re beautiful
Chief: I’ve just been saying it before but now I am meaning it. I will wound u o! One more word about my ass, and I’ll send you back your Creator. Make u no try me o!
Omoruyi: TV Star? Most definitely NOT! LOL. I just couldn’t find a better word/phrase 2 describe my errr air time.
Desola: sexylicious eye ehn? LOL. Shuld I take that 2 mean that u want it then? You know you can alwayz tell me. I won’t make u feel uncomfortable, lol
OmoNaija: Celebrity? Hardly my dear. No1 even saw me sef. They shuld not vex me o. Okay fine, next stop is a tv commercial, lol. In fact, if they vex me sef, I’ll go and act as 007’s girlfriend.
Nilla: Yeah, girl, I sure did. Let’s see how new year’s day will go. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
Overwhelmed: Awwww….I’m officially blushing! I have to admit that I have never been in a situation where my man AND his ex-fiance/almost-wife think I’m beautiful (and want me sef). Thanks babe.
oh girl. i wasn’t going to ask, but well, i am getting a little impatient. when are part 4 and 5 of every woman being published? this dangling of a carrot thing, e never do you? eh?
“you must not know ’bout me
you must not know ’bout me
i could cause a mutiny in a minute……”
do i keep singing?
shake body, oh!
I think I can figure out what you look like from that shot of your eye. you have been exposed!! lol
happy new year in advance, dear!
This is one of those moments when I hae to get out my cane and warm your behind before you update.
Last warning… UPDATE!
ChainReader: Please don’t sing anymore. Thanks for the lil you’ve already sang (*shrieks*). I’m honestly working on chapter four. Matter of fact, I am working on both, so expect it anytime soon.
Beautifully Human: LOL. Well, if you say so sha. I am not threatened, but if you say you can make out my face, then okay oh. I no go talk too much then.
Azuka: Are you threatening me? Ehn? Bring out the cane oh lemme see. *hisses* You think I scare easily ehn? You don miss road be that oh.
Got ur blog-link from a friend, twas supposed to be an anitdote for a mood swing, worked like a charm. No one warned me of the side effects, now i’m a total junkie.
Just wanted to stand in line and say what a superb writer thou art. Remarkable prose, well structured creative ideas and an unmistakable hint of passion in every line. Abeg you too mush.
As for Christmas, dnt even ask. It was so boring for me I could almost touch the ‘dullnessss’ (and it was kindda sticky).
I just set my homepage to ur blog, seems like the smartest move i’ve made all year. do Keep spilling those thoughts.
tots.
Self Confessed Verastic Addict,
I have to admit that I am blushing multi, multi colored! I have never ever had a Verastic addict before. It’s really funny. I feel soooo special. I didn’t even know my blog is addictive.
I’m glad it brought you out of your funk (bad mood).
I cannot believe you set my blog as your home page. Hmmmm. Even I don’t have my blog as my homepage, but perhaps I should, huh? The thought never came to my mind.
I’m sorry that the dullness of your Xmas was touchable. Sucks, huh?
Thank you soooooo much for stopping by. I hope you stop by more often.