I came 2 my aunt's house yesterday because my grandma had a doctor's appointment for today (She's always havin' them, right?). Anyways, I came here yesterday afta first goin 2 D.C.'s Farmer's market. Gosh, I hate that place!After going there yesterday, I told Funmie that when I get married, I would be sending her on errands to Farmer's Market (since she wants 2 one day own a restaurant). She said I musta lost my mind, so I told her that if she didn't go where I sent her, I would make sure Read More

You know that saying, "you fool me once, shame one you; you fool me twice, shame on me."? Well, I been fooled twice....and by the same person. And even under the same circumstances. I dunno why I let it happen...especially since I literally saw it comin'. But that's by the way sha. There are somethings in life one may never be able 2 explain, but for everything else, there is master card. Needless 2 say, I do not wish 2 discuss the details of what I just said - no matter who wants 2 Read More

Miss Flow came flowin' back in2 my life yesterday. I was actually expecting her on Wednesday, but I guess she musta missed her flight or something. It musta taken her three days to catch the next available flight. You know how busy those planes are in period land. In case you're confused, Ms. Flow is my period.She came yesterday anyway, and today being my second day has not been funny @ all. I've just been pissed 4 no reason. Thank goodness for the novel I'm reading (Red Light Wives by Mary Read More

Name of my Doctor: MomMy drug of choice: Nair Hair Removal lotionWell, remember how I said I had 2 groom? Yes oh, so I decided to groom today. I put some nair on my legs before I took a shower. I tied a wrapper just below my ass and I was in the living room, when my mom saw my legs and said "lemme tell you, this thing you're rubbing on your legs to have smooth legs is just like ingesting a drug. You've become a drug addict like all those akata people." Hia! I couldn't stop laffin o. I'm Read More

Ok, I'm sure you're probably wondering what nephew I'm talking about since I never told you I was expecting a nephew. Well, of course, I didn't. Abi you want to use your witch to put juju on him? Abeg, waka go. Ok seriously, my nephew has been born. His father is my cousin.My cousin's name is Uzo, but I call him Lil Uzo. He's not little (of course), but his father (my father's older brother) is also Uzo. So instead of calling them "Uzo Senior" and "Uzo Junior", we call them "Big Uzo" and "Lil Read More