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October 26, 2009

My Honeymoon And I

So the post about my 17-day fun ignited a question: Did Mr. Shoes and I get married and go on our honeymoon?Uhm... no!!!!Frankly, I am hurt, shocked, and disappointed that you would even think that. What kind of honeymoon lasts for 17 days? Not mine!! I have decided that my honeymoon will last for one year and will include 12 to 15 countries. That's my plan for now. I just might increase it to 18 months. That way, by the time hubby and I are coming back from the honeymoon, we'll also have Read More

September 30, 2009

49, Huh?

Word on the street is that Nigeria turns 49 tomorrow. Woop-tee-doo!! Feel my excitement? Oh, yeah, it's in there somewhere. I was going to write an article about Nigeria's birthday. I was going to write one of those articles - you know the ones that talk about where we've been, where we are, where we are going, and what we need to do to get there, but I thought "What the heck!" Today is the last day of September. I don't want to depress anyone. On that note, enjoy these pictures. I Read More

September 21, 2009

Parents Are So Cute!

What you don't know will not kill hurt you. I don't know how true that statement is. Well, I'm sure it's true. I'm sure it's sometimes true. Maybe mostly true, but certainly not always true. Isn't it so cute how parents always think the best of their children and think that their big, grown up children are still their little, innocent babies?In class the other day, somehow, we got to talking about one night stands. I have a Nigerian lady in my class - very sweet and wonderful - and she has Read More

September 18, 2009

Sins Of The Mother

Remember when I put up that angry post about people flashing me at odd hours of the night? Well, it's really amazing because there is this particular person that does it most, and I know that he/she reads my blog. I also know that he/she read that particular post. So why did he/she still continue to flash - although no longer at that ungodly hour???Here comes my aha moment. My mother is the cause! No, no, she does not know him/her. However, this is a case where the sins of the mother have Read More

September 15, 2009

Shall We Call This An ‘Irony’ Then?

Some weeks ago, my Pastor preached about the wicked hearts and intentions of men (men meaning human beings). He talked about how you can shake a person's hand and the person will have some kind of charm in the palm of his/her hand. He talked about how imperative it is to always be prayerful - specifically sanctifying everything about us with the Blood of Jesus.Now, I know this may raise some controversy. Some people might see this as a scare tactic, which I understand, but you have to also Read More

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