***Vera smiling from ear to ear***
Where do I start from??? Hmmmm. I’ll make this short and sweet. And by the time I’m done, you’ll feel one or more of these emotions: happy, jealous, confused, curious, doubtful, angry…. did I mention jealous already? Hehehe.
So there I was on Saturday, jejely minding my own business @ home. I wore a black and pink blouse and a pair of black jeans. I wore the pink shirt to commemorate Valentine. It was either that or something red, but I didn’t have anything I liked in red. Well, my red tops were either dirty, too casual, or too formal. So pink it was.
I decided to make some moi moi. I had been putting it off for over a week. I was home, listening to music, and dancing every now and then. I was gonna watch a Naija flick after cooking. Funmi called and said she was coming over to eat. I told her not to come to my house. I did not want to spend my Valentine with a girl. But did she listen? Nope! The babe showed up here and ate my food. I even washed her dishes when she was done.
We started watching a Naija movie, and that was when it happened. He called. He was downstairs. He surprised me with a heart-shaped box of chocolates, a funny Valentine card, and loadza starbursts. He brought me starburts! Can you believe that??? That was too sweet!!
By the way, he flew in from a different state. AND we had never met before Valentine’s day…. AND I did not give him my address.
……So that’s all I’m willing to say about Valentine’s Day. Hehehehehe. If you need more details, you know the drill: send a bottle of perfume to my P. O. BOX.
P.S. I know this sounds like fiction, but apparently, miracles happen. Ask Funmie. She was there. I’m glad she was. Or else, I would have thought I had started imagining things. Funmie was so excited, she almost locked us both out of the house in our quest to welcome our surprise guest. Funny thing is, that morning, Busola was laughing @ me and asking me if Saint Valentine had sent my Valentine yet. I said, “Not yet.” We laughed about it. I didn’t actually think I was going to have a Valentine, but voila…!!
So tell me, how are you feeling?? Happy, jealous, confused, curious, angry….. maybe a bit more jealous???? Hehehe. What can I say? I did ask God for unmerited favor. Now, if only He (God) can do me this other favor. Hmmmmmmm.
FURSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
OH MY GOSH
Temite weeping, I didnt think that it could happen again. Doctors said that they could not do the surgery, that I will never taste this sweet victory, but I told them, that I will. Lawyers said that my case was close and engineers said they could not rewire the wiring. But I knew that as long as HE sits on the throne, I will make it.
And today, brothers and sisters, I am here to bare witness. I owe this to the power of not sleeping, doing homework and ignoring everything else for the love of stalking Vera’s blog. This is the sweetest day of my life. Thank you
WHATEVER. I actually hissed out loud after reading this. mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. I am JEALOUS, but also happy for you. awwwww, too cute. Where is my share of the chocolate? I want it o and dont say any yeye thing coz I will descend on you. alright xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo by the way.
Your Honor, Your majesty, If it may please the Court, I will like to make it known that, I, Temite, came FIRST, SECOND, and THIRD! Yup GOld, silver and err what is the third one again, argghhhh too tired your highness. I will be back tomorrow. Au revoir. a demain. bon nuit mon amies
“platinum” temite… the 3rd one s platinum!!!lol Temite you’re cracking me up right this second…
Vera…I am tewww CURIOUS to not ask for further information…biko fill your gal in on this gist jare!!!I’m waiting!!!…
Temite: Congratulations ooo! That your second comment sha. I thought the weeping was 4 me. Thought they were tears of joy because I had a fantabulous Valentine, but alas, you were just gloating in your less than humble victory. lol. Congrats! But why the jealousy? Hehehehehehe. Babe, you shoulda seen it. Twas beaurriful.
No Limit: Babe, you know the drill na! Just send me one bottle of perfume to my P. O. BOX and we can talk business. U know now! LOL.
…And I thought the third one was bronze. Where you carry platinum come from now?
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i am smiling that dopey smile on my face right now
give details, don’t give details
i don’t care
i’m happy for u
for this
so beautiful
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
okay
i’ll stop
7! 7! 7!
i CLAIMED THE LUCKY NUMBER!!!
oR DIDN’T I???
You this Temite sha…
I’m going to give u an award of The Best Aproko Blogger of the year.
I’m happy you’d enjoyed your Val day afterall. At least St.Valentine heard your cries.
Dont worry,others will be fulfilled it.
Thx for d bday msg.
Oh shit!!!!
Kafo?!!! Don’t lemme catch you o!!!
Vera, what is strong with you? Since when did you start witholding gist from us? Abi this is what love does to you?? better don’t try me o!
Maybe you’re imaginig things cuz the Vera I know puts the ‘tell’ in kiss-and-tell.
Msssccchhheeewwwwww!!!
and this other favour would be….falling in love and livng happily ever after with mr valentine se!….ur vals day was cute jare….i’m not jealous,my own too will come…..im curious…so spill more jare!
Kai, I want details nowwwwwwwwwwww…….more details…who is HE and where did HE come from…yarn yarn girl…I am green with envy…you will never believe how I spent my day…
*beefing*
aarr! So you ended up having a val.
I was begining to have fun watching you eat that moimoi alone until funmi came in…and until ‘He’ came in…
Would you have loved flowers on vals day as a gift? check out what your fellow Naija ladies said on my blog!
Awww,and i saw a letter i thought u wrote a day before valentine.find it on my blog.
how are u these days?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
a potential stalker!
I love surprises… glad you had a wonderful valentine.
Well I’m curios! lol!
I just realized today that even though I’ve been to your blog many times,I don’t seem to have ever left a comment.
And I’m wondering why?’Cos I sure do enjoy reading your blog. It feels very alive.
So don’t keep us waiting o! Our ears are itching for the full gist – bottle of perfume or not! lol!
Vera.. i hav bin folowin ur blog for bout 2yrs. i just had to comment today to say am happy for u. I knew it was ur miracle wen i saw Funmi’s status on fb.
Enjoy……….
I guess It is too Late. When I was getting ready to be the ONE, He came into your life.
Well…I guess I am a bitbjealous, but I am happy for you, joo. I hope you had fun too.
But don’t be stingy, eh V nwa mama, spread the gist, abeg. lol
Yes ke, anonymous… that was you at Lola’s wedding abbi?
mehn! i am still too happy…. over-happy dey worry me rite now…
i can’t talk… i am happy, grateful, but sad.. cos when Vera gets married who go dey follow me yarn at 2 in the morning?? but Mr. VAlentine is kool, i don’t think he would mind…
Neva ever in my life have i experienced such a huge gesture… Jeez a naija dude/ in America?
Miracles still happen for real…….
bloggers, i have the gist, raw and alive… if u need gist, holla at me whenever but there is a price to pay sha! yes, i be proper yoruba gal but hanging out with Vera has brought out the igbotic side of me… and i am loving it *wink*
Girl, i'm happy………. & curious too!
You've whet our appetite o! How we go do am now? Na u we go bribe, or na Funmi? We want gist o! We simply crave the full details!!
Nah, i’m not jealous. I’m happy 4 u.
I’m also a little surprised we have never heard of HIM before!
Oya come and download d full jist sharpish!
I’m glad your Vals day included such a fun element of surprise, Vera! At first I thought you were fooling us but I’m glad you aren’t. All that remains to be known is whether this person is a friend or possibly more!
All the best ๐
I’m actually happy for you hon!!but now tell us more girl….
Lovu wantintin….
That is the most romantic thing I have heard in a while. Seems like he is a keeper. Abeg give us updates oh!
Vera, Vera, vera
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Please o, we are expecting the gist……dont keep us in suspense.
Me, I am mighty happy for you!
I wish Funmi recorded something for us to see,
How were you feeling? what were you doing? smiling? mushying?
Waiting…………….
This is actually pretty darn cool. I wonder how he got your address?!?! Hmm..I’m suspecting funmi. She insisted on coming over…may be to be to see it all go down? LOl. I’m happy for you. Hopefully, it’s the beginning of something yummy! Lol
LOL.. definitely not buying that gist. where is the full version?
I’m extremely happy for you!!!
Yay!!! Verastic hunny where did you meet this man oh?! I want my own too. A man who can bring me starbursts is not a joke! LOL…so are you sure Funmie didn't give him your address? If not that would've been some stalkerish things. Anyway…enjoy him for both of us. Lemme go & find my own pink top, maybe something yummy with testosterone will come of it ๐
OMGGGGG..I AM CURIOUS, HAPPY, AND JEALOUS!!!!!! awwwwwwwwww babe soo happy for you!!!! ahhh starbursts self!!! I like him already!!!!
im jealous………very jealous….. maybe i should have written that letter to cupid too……. hmmmmm
so spill, whos he, what does he do, how did u meet him.. what happened while he was there??????? ur perfume is on d way o…lol
that other favour’s probably going to land on top of your house with a parachute. i think.
Kafo: LOL. I can just imagine the smile on your face. Hahaha. Thanks, darling. Wished the day didn’t end.
Woomie: Of course, you claimed number 7. Na who wan try you? LOL
SpiceyTee: Thanks, darling. I’m still shocked that my Valentine cries were heard. Still feels like fiction.
Woomie: Hahahahahaha. I’m still willing to put the “tell” in kiss-and-tell, but I just wanna get a lil something-something (like a bottle of perfume) for it. Nah mean??? LOL.
Miz-Cynic: LOL @ my other favor. Well, I no fit tell you (yet) until it comes 2 pass. Meanwhile, you have to send me a bottle of perfume to hear the koko of the gist.
Afrobabe: LOL! Lemme guess, you downed a carton of JD all by yourself? Hahahaha. I will gist you all wanna know. I will tell you who HE is and where HE came from, but you need to organize something 4 me first. Hehehehe. ๐
Afronuts: Nonsense! So you were enjoying my misery ehn? E no go betta 4 u oh. lol. Flowers on Val’s day? Sure, why not? But nothing is ever as good the person. I’ll check your blog out sha.
QMoney: I just saw your letter and commented on it. Yeah, I wrote my letter to Saint Valentine oh, begging him to make my Valentine Verastic, and he did not disappoint me.
Diamond: LOL. Yes, I had a very, very wonderful time. I love surprises too. I thought I could never be surprised, but alas, he really got me.
EnKay: LOL! Curious or not, gist no dey leave my mouth oo! LOL. Hahaha. You have to send my bottle of perfume first, and then we can talk. ๐
Anonymous: Awww. Thank you soooooo much. Yeah, Funmi put it on her FB status. The babe was soooo excited; you shoulda seen her. She felt like it was her own miracle too. I love that girl too much. Lemme stop b4 her head xplodes. Thanks again, anonymous!!
Dante: LOL. I am willing and eager to spread the gist oh, but una need to shake body small na. Fill my P.O.BOX with a perfume, and your life will never be the same. :)) Thanks, darling.
Funmie: You’re a mad girl. What has hanging out with me got 2 do with demanding a ransome 4 the gist? Anyway, as you’re demanding the ransome, please make sure you include that perfume (Pour Femme by BVLGARI) sha! After all, na my gist you go dey sell. lol @ yarning @ two in the morning. What about ‘Me Too’??? Hehehe
Vivacious n Chic: Hehehehe. No, don’t bribe Funmie. Bribe me instead. You need to hear it from the horse’s mouth (or read it from the horse’s hoofs instead). Once you send my bride, I go knack you the full gist.
Mizchif: You had never heard of HIM before because….well, don’t worry about it sef. Just know that Val’s day was the first time we met. If you need d full gist, please send your payment in the form of a perfume. Hehe
Good Naija Girl: Thanks, darling. I’m glad I wasn’t fooling you oh. It happened 4 real, 4 real. As 4 him being a friend of possibly more, well, time will tell.
Shona Vixen: Thanks, darling. You know the drill. Send me a perfume, and I’ll tell you ALL you need 2 know. ๐
Rosie: Ah, trust me now!! I go give you updates. Who am I to not keep you updated?
Olufunke: Funmi was too hyper to record anything. I was stammering on the phone. Didn’t know what to say or ask. Didn’t know how to feel. I shed a few tears that I tried to quickly wipe off. lol. Didn’t even tell Funmi I cried.
Folake: I figured out how he got my address. Small world. But no, it wasn’t Funmie. Funmie was completely innocent in this.
J. Ifeme: Ah, Doubting Thomas! Of course, you don’t believe. You just don’t comprehend how a man will do something like this ehn? Eyaa. lol. It happened sha. The full version will be available to you once you send my perfume.
Pink Lips: Thank you, baby.
AnyaPosh: LOL! No, Funmi didn’t give him the address. He went thru another friend. Definitely not stalkerish. Just very, very, VERY sweet. And uhm, I no think say the pink top get anything 2 do with dis ooo…. but you fit try anyway. LOL. I’ll ask him if he has a friend who can bring you starbursts too.
Ms O: LOL!!! You like him already ey? You and I both. Yes, he brought me starbursts. Couldn’t believe it.
Funms: LOl! Yeah, maybe you shoulda written the letter. Apparently, it works! Once I get my perfume, I will answer all your questions and much more.
Muse: AMEN!!! It’s amazing you said that because the other favor has to do with planes….kinda. So if the favor lands on my house with a prachute, then so be it!!! Hehehehe.
Aww i’m glad your Valentine’s day wish came thru. You’re going to have to give us the full version! DETAILS!!!
Vera, it’s a lie…its a lie…if it is not a lie oya give us the full details including pictures:-)
I’m so happy for you….
Organise wettin…yarn girl…I am suspended at the edge of my chair…
When fantasies and dreams like yours come through, I know mine is just round the corner heading straight for me. Happy for you girl. Some of us spent it on the couch…wishing, lol.
But I did get a msg from a very good friend who God might use to bring those fantasies and dreams of mine to reality.
that message was lovely, romantic and sweet by the way….
I am happy for you o and there I was thinking of you on val’s day.
Great post
Becos I can =P
People are nosy sha! 40 comments in like 2hrs… with temite consuming blogestate as usual.
Oluwaverastic, if you like ur sef, u berra bring ur head back hia to come and gist us what happened o. I have been to Funmie’s blog for more gist, but the chic was trying to yahooze me for JC Penny gift card.
Don’t make me show up at your doorstep o, me i won’t have starburst. I will have a machette and koboko…
Oya pls nau..
Does the bloke read your blog?
Verastic………no wonder there was no V-day update.. some dude was busy occupying you abi?????? you need to give us somme gist ASAP o… like what percentage of the Mr Verastic traits does he have etc etc etc etc etc etc…………lol
Wow. I’m speechless. I’m very curious for more details (sucks for me, huh, haha.) and I’m very very happy for you. And yes girl, I’m super duper hella jealous. Grrrr Vera, Grrr. ๐
glad u were pleasantly suprised. good for u girl
Vera!!! I’m soooo jealoux right now…….NOT! I’m happy for you! I love starburts too! That was really nice and thoughtful of “him” to show up like that…I can’t wait to read more “him” tales in the future ‘cos “he” sounds like a keeper ๐
finally i get to post on the best blog I’ve gotten to experience after azuka’s.your’s is really cool and although most of the talk is not really my thing like all this relationship stuff and sweeping gals off their feet I’m not yet financial to doo thoose stuff so don’t really like to think about em
love your blogs loads and would like to get the gist as well about tha guy s’il vous plait
haha! i thot u didnt want chocolates!! lol…
am happy .. for u! none of those emotions u mentioned.. and maybe he got ur addy from up above(coment box).. might be a reader who knows..lollol now i know u ahd a wonderful day! ehen.. which other thing????
vera vera vera …ahh i am SO jealous. congrats!!!
I shall devise a means of finding this man, and then proceed to have him shot! How dare he sweep away my one and only Vera!!!!! mscheeeew!!!!!
ok I’m happy for you! Are you happy? Mscheeeew!
wow..wow..wow..wow..wow..wow..wow..
so theres really no difference between fairytales and reality!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Lady D: Thanks, love. I will give you the full version soon as you send in my payment. This information cannot just be free like that ooo.
Rita: Lai lai!! That reverse psychology no go work with me @ alllll!!! lol. Full story & pictures ke? U carry juju 4 mouth?
Afrobabe: Ah, suspension never start oh. Prepare to fall off that chair because me, I no dey yarn! Money for hand, back for ground. B4 you get too excited, lol, what I mean is, gimme my perfume, and I'll tell you all you wanna know.
Anonymous: Awww. Amen oooo. Apparently, fantasies don't have to remain fantasies. They can actually come 2 life. Whatever it is you're fantasizing about, it can happen. Why not?
Luscious Ron: But it's good that you were thinking of me now! Abi wetin sef? What is wrong with thinking about me on Val's Day? Maybe it's your thought sef that made this happen. *wink*
Nefertiti: LOL @ Funmie tryna yahoozee you. D babe don kolomental. You can bring whatever weapon you want; no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper, so I no dey fear. I no dey shake ooo. I shall not reveal any more details unless you send my perfume. Better yet, you could ask "him." LOL @ your "great post" comment. And look @ you saying people r nosy. Pot calling kettle black.
Danny Bagucci: LOL @ the percentage of Mr. Verastic traits. U really wanna know, don't ya? Organize something 4 me now, and you'll know all you need 2 know. Una too like gossip oo. Ah, ah! lol
Saturn Moonie: LOL. I like it that you're jealous. Makes me feel all warm & fuzzy. :-). You know you can get details, right?? Just send me a bottle of perfume, and we're good 2 go!
Jaguda: Thanx!! I was indeed pleasantly surprised. Too much for words.
Kemberly: Awwww!!! Thanks, darling. I'll definitely keep you posted. "He" is very interesting, and yes, definitely a keeper. Ssshhh. Don't tell "him" lol.
Facebook Membs-fed govt college Lagos Ijanikin: This your name sha!!! Na to copy & paste I go dey do. Thanks 4 the comment, my dear. But you know you don't have to have loadza money to sweep a girl off her feet (in my opinion). Anyways, thanx 4 reading. Hope you come back. I''ll give you the rest of the gist some day.
Zara: Yes, I didn't want chocolates unless he wanted chocolates (in which case I was willing to oblige him). Needless to say, the chocolates were awesome! I might start liking chocolates after all. He got my address from a mutual friend.
Wordsmith: LOL. Eyaa. Thank you for the jealousy. It is well appreciated. I hope to serenade you with more info to get you even more jealous. Hehehe.
Doug: LOL. You go wound oh. You will have who shot? No make me send bad boys after you oh. You know I know people that know people. Hehehe. Thanks, boo.
Buttercup: Yes, dear. Apparently, there isn't any difference between fairytales & reality. Who woulda thunk it???
It’s not only perfume I will give you, what of acid?
The other ones you’ve been collecting nko? is ur B.O. that bad? eh?
Out with it already girl!
xoxoxoxo.
Oh my Vera, i am so excited! Seee….God answers my prayers! I am late o, how come i’m just reading this. I’m a hopeless romantic and i am loving this! Maybe i will even write a short story based on it..hmmm?
Don’t worry love, God will do the other favour!
Miracles sure do happen. I must confess though that it looks more like a dream than reality. How come some โheโ who you had never met before Valโs Day and who you never gave your address showed up . . . Uuuuuh, scary! Iโm glad you enjoyed your day though. Seems Santa Valentine (the February version of Santa Claus) remembered you and guess what . . . Iโm confused, curious and doubtful. I bet, next yearโs gonna be better.
So happy for you babes.
I pray this is the beginning of a beautiful thing and soon we’ll view the wedding webbie:)
I need to pray over your addiction to perfume o. Greetings from India
LOL are you serious??? wow! things like this still happen.
Well for all it’s worth, you deserved it.
And I feel Happy for you.
How did I get here now, Oh…..Writefreak.
@ Sirius
lol babe, what has writefreak done o? Na jeje i sidon, don’t be calling my name in vain o! lol
Woomie O: Alright, send your acid and see who will give you any information. I no go tell you ANYTHING.
Write Freak: Awwww, thanx darling for having me in your prayers. I appreciate it tres much. U can write a short story if you want; I’d love to read it.
Geebee: If Valentine next year is better than this year then goodness!!! I wouldn’t know how to even react. I’d go bananas. LOL @ being curious, confused, and doubtful E go better! Some day, I’ll give you the full details.
Aphrodite: LOL. I’ve often wondered if I will ever have a wedding website. I love wedding websites, but if I have one, people will see my face. lol. I pray 4 God’s will to be done.
Standtall: What in Heaven’s name are you doing in India???? Please don’t pray over my addiction to perfumes; instead, pray that I receive more and more of them.
Sirius: Yes, things like this still happen. I thought they only happened in novels and movies, but alas, they happen in real life too. Right here in Maryland, USA. lol.
Write Freak: Na over-love dey worry her.
we r happy 4 u! But u r discriminating against us dat r too far to show up at ur door!Pls no blogging on this chap let it mature in private!promised u d perf in a call on ur bday n workin on it if mystery chap will not mind?
regds
anon555
Lol! You have an interesting way with words. Reading this made me excited for you actually…more gist please!
Vera, come now, gist proper. This is teasing, for real.
But I suspect a very ingenious blogger that knows his purpose. I likes!
Can’t wait for the rest… (and make it juicy please)
p.s: Please can you pray to God for me? Apparently you have a very direct line. ๐
Hia! Vera, which kain corner corner gist be this? If you try me now, I go call this # for ya comment box to get the full gist.
Like na wa ooooooo. See oppression, I mean I thought we were in this together Vera oooooo. Oya now, come back and download us the full tori.
Meanwoos this teaser is veryy cute.
awwwww….dt was sweet!
give us full details now, cos u know now our ears are itching!
Anon555: Yeah, I remember you owe me a bottle of perfume. A promise is a debt oh, so I still dey wait. As for my Valentine, don’t worry, you won’t be hearing anything else on that matter. Thanx 4 ur kind words. lol @ the discrimination. No be so ooo
Igo Talk: Thank you, darling. How is it that everyone is asking me for more gist and no1 is sending my perfume? Abi una don dey develope selective amnesia??? lol
Ms Sula: Amennnnnn!!! (@ me havig a direct line to God). I for pray for you oh, but e get one thing like that wey I dey pray for. Hehehe. After God don answer that prayer, then sure why not, I’ll pray 4 u.
Original Mgbeke: Nne, for all I know, I just enjoyed a fantabulous Valentine. No be say I dey talk say me and you still dey this thing together ooo. Coz now that I don enjoy Valentine’s Day, levels don change na… lol. The full gist go nack your ears once you shake body small (and send my perfume). ๐
Just Toluwa: Thanks, love. All you have to do is gimme what I asked for (the bottle of perfume) and I’ll tell you all you need 2 know. *wink*
I am sooooooo jealous and not confused. I didnt get chocolate.
Awww.. double aww, triple awww. And I was just going to call you o.
Anyways, congrats. Being the hopeless romantic I am, I cant wait for the “I do” post. Lol!
VERA!!! what did you do to my comment?!!!!!!!
anyways, this MR. falantine is the answer to my prayer, you will understand in my next 2 posts (ive already reserved the first one to be put up, the one after that is the one u should watch out for)
i reckon i can get Funmi to give me the full gist ๐
Temmy Tayo: LOL. I love it when I make you jealous. But don’t worry, I ate the chocolate for both of us. So technically, you did get chocolate. Besides, what do you need chocolate 4 when you have that cutie pie of yours? He’s the bestest chocolate ever! Those his cheeks ehn…can’t wait to suck them.
Sleekiest: LOL. Thanks, darling. As for the “I do” post, well…. no comments. lol. But you for still call me na! Wetin dey stop you?
Bumight: Oh, wow. I will definitely be looking out for the posts then. Dis is serious oo! My Valentine is the answer to your prayers?? Hmmmmm! I don curious no be small o. As 4 ur comment, I no know o. Never saw one. Yeye blogger people.
Vera I am gob smacked. I can’t quite believe how I’ve been missing out on the “just in” info on your love life. I intend to keep my ears closer to the ground now. Congratulationa swerri.
Life of A Stranger: Nne, you don miss oooo! But not to worry, it’s never too late to catch up. Thanx boo. Ke kwa’n?
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