Valentine is coming around the corner again, and I know that men and women – probably men especially – are running all over the place trying to find a gift. Everyone wants to buy the perfect gift for that special someone. Luckily for you, after months and months of extensive research, I now have the answer for you:
The perfect Valentine gift!
Now what woman in her right mind wouldn’t want this as a Valentine gift? I think it shows true commitment from the man. Not only does he want to spend his life with you, but he also wants to spend his death lying next to you. How sweet!!! I can just see it now. He brings the certificate of death – pun intended – and says to her, “Happy Valentine’s Day, baby! I can’t wait for us to die and return to dust together.” And she would blush and say, “Oh, my goodness, this is the nicest, sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me!”
You know, this kind of gift only works for Oyibo people. Can you imagine buying this and giving it to a Nigerian girl? Her response will be something like this, “Me, burial ground? You are a bastard! It is your mother that will die! Your father! Your entire generation! Did me and you enter this world together? Why must we die together or share burial ground? I will never, ever die! I will live and proclaim the word of the Lord. It is you that will die. You unapologetic idiot!”
Moral of the story: Gift responsibly.
lmao
I know.
Nne e ma gbu mmadu…LMHO
Izzie, no be me oh! I just keep finding all these interesting stuff. Lol.
Too True!!!
Gbam!
LOL Naija no dey carry last atol. Hahaa
Atol, atol! 😀
I reject this kain gift for anyone in Jesus name . Hanhan……this oyinbo people and thier yeye gift..infact it’s better not to get anything than to get this type of gift oh. mbanu…..God forbid
Hahahahahaha. I’m just picturing your face as you reject the gift. My dear, I no come understand the gift either oh. Lol.
Biko is he trying to kill me? BMW, house, holiday in Hawaii don finish for market? Guy if u no shift far now, I kukuma bury u put now now.
Looooooooooooollllllllzzzzzzzzzz. The thing never kuku finish for market ooo.
I always pop in for a read and leave with a smile on my face. Today I decided to say something, Girl! U have a lovely sence of humor. Am rollin on the floor. Too classic. Keep it goin!
Awwwwwww. Thank you, Erene!! You are one of those readers that run away abi? Your day of reckoning is coming. You will see. LOL. Thanks a lot 😉
Mba nu…. hia! we’ve not even finished planning our LIFE together, it’s now funeral…. nah, that one na ‘bad business’ oh. The devil is a liar…LOL!!!
Shy-Town, biko stop this joke you’re joking on my log and making me laugh. I’m sitting at Panera Bread and laughing like someone is tickling me lol. But yes, indeed, this one is ezigbo bad business oh. Ah, ah,
This one na bad market oh, burial ground ke…na to go cast and bind this kin devil for my life.
I agree. Serious binding and casting is needed
Girl you killed it.
I’ll add “tufikkwa. I choro ijm gwo ogwu ego”
Lol lol lol
Looool. I totally forgot about that. True, true.
O jim jones sacramentus i laugh in Fulani
Looooool at Jim Jones Sacramentus. Hahahahaha.
Lmaoo too funny…this is my new favorite website i have to show my girlfriend this tommorow
Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! Please do. Thank you.
Ha! Fear catch me o!
My dear, you’re not the only one. Burial ground for Valentine ke? Dis kin gift get as e be.