A while ago, I put up the post of The Silly Things We Do (1). Now, I’m gonna write the second edition bout my daddy. Abeg share this laugh with me.
My father is a medical doctor, and his clinic is right across our house in Plateau State. He has a storage room in the house that is filled with medication et al. My father is never in a hurry to do anything…just like me. He’d wake up in the morning and start watching makosa music videos instead of going to work; a lot of times, his workers would have to call him and tell him that he has patients waiting 4 him.
On this day, my dad was taking his sweet time as usual, and then one of his patients decided to come to our house herself to tell my dad that she had been waiting 4 him. When she came, my dad was taking a shower, so she decided to wait in the living room. That day, it was only my dad, my cousin, and I that were home.
The woman decided to use the bathroom (not the one dad was taking a shower in). She did the number two, and it was stinking!!! She flushed the toilet, but damn!!! When dad came out of his bedroom, I told him that the woman was waiting 4 him in the living room. He went into the storage room to get some medication(s) or something like that, but he had to go past the bathroom that the woman used. So when he was passing, he was all like, “Hmmph! These children (me and my cousin), what did you people eat? This place stinks! We have a visitor, and you couldn’t even have the decency of flushing the toilet after you. Hmmph!”
The man was all fanning his nose every time he had to pass that bathroom. He said it over and over that me and my cousin were nasty, etc, and we should stop eating junk. The man even had the nervesto go and apologise to the woman for the foul odor in the house. The woman didn’t say anything back. What was she supposed to say – ‘sorry, Doctor, it was me’? LOL
My cousin and I didn’t even bother telling him it wasn’t us that did it. We just let him run his mouth and stick his foot deeper down his throat. When he was done attempting to embarass me and my cousin, we finally decided to tell him. He was so shocked! And ashamed, of course, but I doubt if his shame was half as much as that woman’s own. That’s what she gets for shitting in the Doctor’s house, LOL. She shoulda held her shit in the clinic, but she just had to come and stink up the house. LOL.
Boy oh boy…the good ol’ days! I wouldn’t mind a repeat of that event at all…as long as I’m not the person who polluted the house. But seriously, the foul odor of that woman’s shit was lethal. It was literally lethal gas; in fact, I am surprised we didn’t have to evacuate the house until further notice. Yeap, it was that bad.
Until later sha. Have a wonderful day!
YEahhh I am first,
That was a funny story, ha ha, sucks for the woman, like how embarassing is that, lol
y am i not suprise? is it because he’s ur dad or maybe because he’s related to u? haha
Na wa. That is one weird family…
I can imagine: the woman i guess will be forever running away from using people’s toilets in her life time.
Maybe she had beans and soft dodo.
vera u talk like u dont do worse. my question to u is, did the damn bathroom get blocked up after that?
temmytayo are u talking from experiment cos this one u have ideas of what combination it took to get such results i dont know o.
LMAO!!! this girl you had me and my sister rolling on the floor in stitches!!!
how embarrasing for the poor woman; this is the very reason why I’m paranoid about using other people’s toilets!
That is very hilarious. Oh my goodness, maybe she had eaten expired food or something really bad.
LOL!!!
Vera, I tried to leave a comment here before and it didn’t work, I regret switching over to Beta Blogger!
Biodun: Expect your gift in the mail for being the first. Yes oh, it was indeed an embarassing event for her.
SexyB: What’s your point – that my dad is crazy? Wait till I tell him what you said.
Azuka: Mind ur sef o! At least we don’t pull our hair out like you (and maybe ur entire family sef…)
TemmyTayo: This one that you know what may have caused the lethal shit, have you had a similar experience? You know you can tell me, sweetie.
Chief: I was wondering the same thing o! This one TemmyTayo knows the exact combination….she must have gone thru the same thing abi? And no, the toilet didn’t get blocked…tank God!
Beautifully Human: Girl, I feel you jare. I am paranoid about using other people’s bathroom too. I mean, you don’t wanna take a shit, but what if you have to? You don’t want it 2 stink, but it sure as hell will. You don’t wanna take too long in the bathroom, but that will be the day ur rectum will have a lotta work 2 do… e no easy o!
NaijaSappire: I dunno what she had oh, but damn….!!!
LondonBuki: LOL. I have refused 2 switch to beta o! I dunno what is good about it, and since once I switch, I cannot undo it, I have refused to switch. Change isn’t always good.
@Vera and Chiefo:
Haba, i dont know o. I just guessed.
“speechless, speechless,
that’s how you make me feel!
when i read this
i was lost for words
i can’t believe it’s for real
speechless!”
let wacko jacko catch me murdering his song under the influence of your story about shit! i’ll tell him it was your fault!
Hmmm, Vera are u sure that it wasn’t u that shyted?
LOL that was funny!!
Ogini?
Aren’t we going to update?
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
My FRIEND!!! I hope you are not gone till the New Year! We will not be happy with you!!!!
Hope you are ok!
Lmfao… that’s so jokes… hehe.. i would’ve loved to see the womans face when your dad was talking… lol… holy makossa! I was leaving a comment on your other post but your blog fucked me up and it was long and juicy oh… FECK!
Its been a week, wassup babe, update yah blog now
eeeem, it can’t be the smell of the shyte that is keeping you away from your blog!
update, anybody?
eeeem, it can’t be the smell of the shyte that is keeping you away from your blog!
update, anybody?date, anybody?
i am reading ur blog 4 d first time n i think u r so funny n a little crazy!