Get your minds out of the gutter! I am not talking about milking a woman’s breast – although I can see how your mind went there. Heaven knows I love being milked. Now, remember when planking was a thing? Well, that time is now over. We are now officially in the age of milking, and if you don’t have a clue what I’m talking about, then watch this video.
This is so stupid. Let’s ignore the fact that this is a waste of milk, and focus on the question of why anyone would even want to pour milk on themselves. It’s crazy. And that’s why I regret that I cannot take part in it. Believe me, if it were not for my laziness and lack of interest in washing milk off my head, I would have totally submitted myself to this. Let’s not forget the love I have for my dignity.
What about you? Would you do it?
I stopped reading at “Heaven knows i love being milked”…
Yup me too…seriously gross n tacky line. Just my opinion.
lol I am sure she didn’t mean to gross you out…Vera haff spoil finish!
Pendo, don’t lie to our new commenter. I did in fact mean to gross her/him (her?) out 😉
Teezee, Too bad I didn’t go into details and mention the part of him licking him. Whew! I coulda reaaaaalllly grossed you out in that one. Better luck next time 😀
Pendo! Your comment has encouraged another comment. Lemme go and reply that one. LOL.
lol….vera. see waste of money oo. some people would have appreciated that bottle of milk.
My dear, imagine oh! Do you know how many pancakes I coulda fried with that? LOL
Vera won’t kill me…lol.. The first two comments was why I thought to respond..
Seems Pendo and Teezee don’t know you are full of raw humour, humour that we your fans do love about you, guess guys need to relax, chill and enjoy the adventures of life.
The first line they complained about was the same line that borought me out..lol
Sure hope Igwe knows to milk out, if he doesn’t guess you know the next person to call…???lol
I think is basically art, not different to people having champagne bath, mud bath or people using a whole organic yoghurt to clean their faces, they claim it opens the skin and smoothen it out..
From a creative view, will gladly do it.. Nice to be unique and not follow the so called saintlies in the society..
Bravo to the guys jare, feel free to dare me o Vera and you will see me pouring palmwine in the video fast…lol
Nice one
I never complained about anything i just said where i stopped reading at if you have ever read my comments and Vera’s replies on this blog then you will know what i was not offended in the least
No probs Pendo got the gist although you can’t blame me o..
If at all I misinterpreted your reasoning, all you have to see is what prompted Teezee to join you with the same line of thoughts, check the comments” Yup me too…seriously gross n tacky line”
“Yup me too” means it sounds like a complaint hence you have a supporter on your reasoning position, summing up a complaint, although mild stuff..
Make we leave English jare, where is the milk supplier sef…lol
A very good morning to you all and Vera the certified troublemaker…lol
Fad, English can be a bastard.
Pendo, no wahala, I totally know where you were coming from. I know that what you really meant was that I should send you a video of me being milked. I’ll send it, don’t worry.
Fad, you bad, bad person! LOL. You came out because I mentioned milking. Hahahaha. I’m gonna be praying for you. And err, yes, Igwe knows how to milk. But if he ever disappoints ….! Ahhhhh, you know nowwwww.
Per Pendo, she’s a regular here, so I know she was joking. Unfortunately, Teezee didn’t know.
well well …. I thought you meant milking Igwe … you can research that further as a first year anniversary gift.
Mannnnnnnny, when did you spoil finish like this? *runs off to Google* 😀
keyword is *Prostate Milking* ….. loooooooooooooooooooooool
Loooooool. Manny, you need help walahi. SMH.
first world things …….. a gallon of milk that some people can drink for one month in my village
Manny, I know, right? Imagine the likeness.
My name has been mentioned at least seven or eight times in these comments Vera you owe me I charge 100 Great Britain Pounds not United States Dollar o for mention of said name! Fad no wahala and here i was thinking my regular milk baths was a waste of milk looks like i am not alone:) Tezee plase don’t mind Verastic we certified her “insane” a while ago she even has a certificate to prove. Vera ehe that video better come with sub titles o!
Pendo you almost got me introuble with this mail, your statements on Vera certified insane was a classic one… Sure hope she doesn’t have the claimed certificate to prove it though…lol
No need defending Vera since she has the literary mouth to fight back…
As Vera’s legal adviser, she will not be able to pay you in foreign currency,this is due to her position as a public figure and all her activities is termed as public interest, all she is allowed to use is naira in all digital transactions , that will give my client the continued support she needs from her country of origin…lol Did I hear ole, barawo, jaguda…lol
Nice one Pendo
Ehmm, Funsho, thank you for defending me. Or t least, I think that’s what you did. Please advise Pendo about the implications of calling me certified. She can mysteriously miss, and I will have nothing to do with it.
Difficult to take Pendo on her own due to her statement, she said”Tezee plase don’t mind Verastic we certified her “insane” a while ago she even has a certificate to prove”
She can claim she was addressing Teezee and not you directly, furthermore she used ” we certified her insane”, the challenge is who are the “we” since we can’t hold her alone due to broader term used, we need all the people in the “we” to make our compensation more robust…
The question for you is do you have this claimed certificate for insanity???
If you do possess such document Pendo has won, if not another channel to extract more money from her..lol
Bia, Fad, I don’t know whose side you’re on anymore. And you’re lawyering me too much here sef.
Always on your side now, se you know we have to anticipate her defences before making a claim against her, abi you want to sue Pendo not thinking of what she will use to defend the claim, that can result in us paying her rather than our own benefits..
Me dey for you 24/7.. Don’t worry will set a trap for Pendo, any future comments against your humble sef will be forensically looked at…lol
A very good morning to you Vera, our beautiful Onyinye, Igwe’s only pride aside his six pack..lol, also a good morning to all your fans on this thread including Pendo who will be our likely source for compensation..lol
The only thing I have taken away from your comment is that I am Igwe’s only pride. I have chosen to ignore the six pack comment.
Pendo, you want me to pay you ke? I should be charging you sef. Sebi you’re the one that inspired TeeZee, lol. I will provide subtitles, dont worry. Anything else?
“Heaven knows i love being milked”…Vera, we both know that didnt come out right. It looks like fun! Besides, pouring Peak-milk that is 90% water and just 8%milk wouldn’t be so bad. Getting it out of my hair would be no biggie but then, I’d have to be completely drunk beyond reasoning to do that. *shaking my head*
Buti love being milked nah!! I don’t know how else I coulda said it. Haha.