My Dearest One,
What started out as a mere joke has turned into something overwhelmingly delightful. I have always dreamt of having it all, but I never really thought I could have it all…until I met you, of course.
I cannot believe that YOU have asked ME to spend the rest of my life with you. The thought of going to bed in your arms and waking up to see your breathe-takingly handsome face is more than I have ever wanted. And this is only the beginning…
I have a lot more to say, but I will save that for my vows. However, lemme just mention that I am the luckiest woman alive to be given the honor to share her life, love, body, soul and spirit with a man of your caliber. Does it really get any better?
So yes, GH, I am accepting your proposal! With the kind of proposal you made, how can any girl in her right mind say no?
Click HERE to see the proposal.
Well not that I have anything to say, not even congrats or shame on Guy Horny for falling for a kpom like Vera..
All that is important for me to say is.. I’M FIRST!!!!
How sad… another man LOST to the charms of Vera… How sad!
NaijaDude: Jealousy will not get you anywhere oh…lemme just tell you now! Shame on u too!!!
Guy Horny: Baby, don’t mind ND. I’m glad you ignored him jo. Wetin dey do himself? And yes indeed, it will be a great wedding, and an even greater marriage.
London Buki: LOL. I can just picture you shaking your head in sadness, but unfortunately, I do NOT care!
In fact, where is Omohemi Benson sef? That one na correct babe. She will support me till the end…unlike you small, small bugs carrying jealousy around in ur blood. *HISS*
Vera SHARRAPPPPP!!! Don’t care oh, when I organise my people to come and snatch all your men, YOU WILL CARE!!!
I hope you got my voicemail yesterday, I am not calling you again jare! Always posing, not picking up the phone!
Nonsense!
I have updated my blog, I saw your comment while I was writing up my post.
I forgot to add *HISSSSSSSS*. Please imagine the razzest, longest, loudest kind of hiss on this earth, that’s it right there!
You left me a voicemail yesterday?? When? I did not hear it oh. There is a time the phone rang for a second on my end, but weirdly enough, there was no number. Lemme go check my voicemail. Did u leave a number? I hope you did cause I’ll call back ASAP.
And yes, I don’t care! As u can see, GH loves me! Can’t you see and feel our luff? Buki, take ur time o
hmmm so madam vera has finally gotten one of her husbandsss!!
Oya, start planning for the wedding, who is/are ur little brides(u probably need more than one), bridesmaid, flower girls and chief brides maid. Also little groom…..lol.
I wldn’t say congrats yet till we hear from boorishmale and naijabloke. But nevertheless u can start planning the wedding, on dat day any guy can fill in the groom’s shoe….lol
This is unbelievably nonsense. Rubbish…..
Well..can i help plan this blogsville wedding?
Angie: Boorish Male does not know what he wants. One minute he wants me, and the next minute, he wants Tminx’s bow legs. Me, I no know sef.
Uzo: So after calling my proposal unbelievably nonsense, u want 2 plan my wedding ehn? Why? Have u gone 2 get juju 2 stop it? Mind urself o!
All this lovey dovey love on the blogosphere. Guy Horny you better marry her before Val’s day so she doesn’t call off the wedding after you’ve ordered her a good-sized delivery of tapioca and akamu.
Well, you know I don’t care. You also know I hate parties. So just send me the money to buy a drink or two for myself and do my cooking.
Speaking of that other party, has ti taken place yet? How did it go?
Poor Boorish Male…
How would he ever cope without Vera….
Or maybe he will lick his wounds and be comforted by TMinx.
Anyway, just send me an invite. Definitely, a first in Blogsvill history.
Yay!
You did the right girl accepting the proposal,
Sorry I could not come by earlier,
I had to go and start geting samples of aso-ebi for the wedding.
Green and gold,what do you think?
Don’t mind all this yeye people,the truth is they especially ND*Whisper* he has a crush on you! (PLEASE NOTE YOUR BLOG ADDRESS ON HIS PAGE)
Ehn,Vera, Shebi you and NB don do wedding for blogville before? Y GH con dey talk sey una own go be the 1st,abi na 1st of its kind,e won talk?
I have to run now,to make arrangements for wedding planners,I don’t want anyhow anyhow people.
Please keep your rock in a safe,away from prying eyes.
so vera has accepted – Interseting – I wonder what next..mmm wernt you previously married to NB – anyways – this soap is definately better than the ones Ive seen before. Loving it.
I am glad that you jave jilted Naija Bloke. That way he will learn to put his love in a safe basket.
Meanwhile, I am the official Aso Ebi distributor and coulur of cos is green, the bride’s favourite colour.
are we going to get an over the top wedding website? and after what boorish male wrote for you, you betray him like this. KAi vera , you are a maneater!! anyway when is the wedding AND I want to be a bridesmaid OHHH!!!
I’ve been away/ out of it for a while… only for me to come back and read this stuff going on here… so you have left my ex for Boorish male and you have now left that one for Guy HOrny? This is unbelievable!!! But my only happiness is that maybe now i can get my ex-boo NaijaBloke back because we have a history and a passion together. I just can’t believe you took my man from me only to break his heart… VEra I will show you toxic pepper for doing that!So you also managed to steal Boorish Male from TaureanMinx too?! We have to come up with a solution and fast b4 this whole thing gets out of hand oh! Lemme go and console my ex-boo jare… besides my birthday is coming up.. so maybe he can use the money he’s saved from your valentine gift to buy me something extra special for my baiday!I’m also expecting a special gift from you for my birthday oh… i deserve that much since i’ve been without Bloke’s romance for so long!
Azuka: Don’t worry you’ll be invited to the wedding. In fact, u will be in the wedding sef; I’ll tell you what part u’ll play later.
Simply Gorgeous: Boorish Male doesnt know what he wantss jo so I’m marrying Guy Horny.
Omohemi: thanks for supporting me my dear, you will definitely be in the wedding. Bloke and I?? Ehm, I dunno o…lol
Life of A stranger: It’s pretty interesting, isn’t it? I’m watching it unfold too, my dear, But my marriage 2 GH is real
Temmy Tayo: lol @ official asoebi distributor.
ConfusedNaijaGirl: I tried o! but Boorish Male doesnt know wat he wants now. So how man pikin fit do am sef?
Overwhelmed, you need to catch up o! Your ex boo has not been there 4 me; he just disappeared and left me behind. The Boorish Male came along, but he too, he has been playing hanky panky with me. Now, GH is the only real man I have and I intend 2 keep him 4 a very long time, u see.
@ Temmy tayo,
Who said anything about jilting anyone?
NB &Vera r stil together,but she is marrying another husband! Duh!
Ehn,about the aso-ebi,Yes,we’ll have to use green because the bride is green(aren’t you Vera) but that is why I want to mix with gold.We don’t want the bride lost in all that green,you know.
Thanks dear for offering to help with the aso ebi,I have walked every nook and cranny of Balogun market,please send me your samples ASAP.
@Confused,
Sure love,you can be part of the bridesmaids but please note that the maids out fit cost 2,500 pounds only.It would have cost more but Vera being the kind hearted-level headed bride to be said I should cut down the price.
I will reserve any more information about the wedding until I see the bride later in the day.
Thank you,all for love(both feigned and real!)
Happy Married Life in advance… that is hoping the wedding holds for real, just as Azuka mentioned.
No offence meant o Vera,u know I got ur back and whatever makes u happy,I’m down wt it.But at the same time I know u sha…
GH,make hay while d sun is rising,
dont wait for it to start to de shine o!!!
Im glad that you have seen the error of your promiscuous ways and have decided to settle down. Baba God will forgive you.
Where is the venue?
Vera i’m sorry this is coming late but i’m so happy for you tears are running down my eyes as i type. Love wantintin is sweet oh, look at the rock you got! I’m totally going to morufa right away to start sewing my aso-ebi, green and gold eh?
Updated, Miss She-Hulk.
lol @ your acceptance speech.
Why can’t these men just see that Vera is using them? I dunno why they can’t open their eyes…
well…another man lost in Vera’s arms…blogllywood has done it again…
LOLLLLL…Verastic, wassup? Vera, hope u didn’t send the wedding invite to the wrong address…I didn’t see it in my mail box last night! I’m EXCITEDDDDD…I’m gonna make a toast…lol…
**Laughter** Hmmm, so Vera is getting married? I hope this one is for real o, and she doesn’t go running after another guy in 2 months’ time, when the honeymoon is over. Anyway my dear, I need an invite quickly!
Omohemi: I’ll stop by your office, so we can talk about the asoebi and all.
Babzent: Be very careful o! This one you’re saying you hope the wedding holds; of course it will hold. Why not, if not? I’m in love!!’
TMINX: My promiscuity ke? I was not being promiscuous o! I was merely trying to upgrade! This is life; one must always achieve for higher grounds, and now, I have reached my highest ground = GH
GH: My darling one, thanks for clarifying the situation bw me and Bloke. We’ll put up the venue et al later.
JJ: LOL, don’t cry my sister. Love is a beautiful thing oh, and soon, you’ll experience it like me too. And yes, the asoebi is green and gold. You finally got a blogspot thingy? I gotta go check it out
Professor: Who you calling Ms. She-Hulk? I’ll wound you oh! Anyways, I’m gonna go check it out.
Nilla: I wrote it out of luff!
Jaycee: I’m not deceiving them oh! What makes you think I am? GH and I are genuinely in love. I have neva felt a thing like this b4 o. Odikwa very serious!
Favored Girl: Don’t worry, this one is for real. I thought the other ones were for real, but GH is sooo different. Nothing has ever felt like this b4. *sighs* This love is very serious o! And as soon as we are done, we’ll start trying to make lil GH and lil Veralin (as my boo likes 2 call me)
is dis jokes?? i mean abt d wedding thing? if not, hope u r hapi. lol @ ur acceptance speech!
You this man eater of a woman, I have been reading all your entries, lol. So now how many men for u alone ehn, u just use style to steal all of them sha, lol. You crack me up for realz, n yes o I don update!
P.S. ur baby picture is too cute men, se u still dey fine like that sha?
Clear throat, kon kon kon. Who dey for there. Ehennn
I just wanted to show you the rock Babaalaye bought me since you are my best blog friend and I wanted to tell you first.
una don hear abi? babaalaye and TMinx oh… ehn-hen…
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!
{A taste of your own medicine…lol}
Lordy!!! To eat ur cake and have it!! How blissful!!! Congratulations Maam!!!! So when are we eating the rice and nibbling on the cake?!?!?!?!?!
Chidi: Joke ke? Hardly. It’s a very serious blogville wedding, and it is as serious as it can get. You’ll get the invitation, don’t worry.
Biodun: LOL. Man eater ke? Since when? Hehehe. No make me wound you oh. If you talk 2 much now, u won’t even get an invitation sef.
TMINX: LOL @ the knocking sounds. Haha. Well, congrats, my dear friend. Where the rock now?
Unnaked Soul: Gbeborun thank you oh. Thank you for leaking the gist. So when will you propose 2 Ms Zee?
Nilla: I’ll slap you o! I’m the only one allowed to shout for updates. Take ur time o
Calabar girl: I have contacted the best bakery in town to bake us a beautiful cake. You will be nibbling on it shortly…but I hope your gorimakpa has grown back o! No baldies @ my wedding biko :))
lol.Vera Vera…y una fine babes go dey battle over man…?? Ahn ahn??..lol..this is tew funny sha…
Lol..can a sister get an e-proposal?
update oh!!!!!
Ha siddon there!!! Eye go clear you. My gori gori is growing steadily!!! One more week and there’ll be enough for me to go to the barber to even/smooth everything out for me. I’ll be good as new then so dont try me oh!! Meanwhile, check out my new look – auburn!! Its so hot. And will be unveilled to you if u’re nice to me.
vera honey – where are you. Hope the new blog gist news havn’t been taking its toll on your lovely self.
Just thought to check in, you know to see how you are.
ZaiPrincesa: Who dey battle over man? I no send o! GH and I are engaged now, and I am officially off the market.
Elle Woods: LOL. Don’t worry, you will get an e-proposal ASAP. I see it in the crystal ball
ConfusedNaijaGirl: Stop disturbing me o!! Can’t you see I’m busy with GH? Abeg stop knocking on my screen jo
Calabar Girl: LOL. So it’s growing back? Why now? Anyway, lemme see the new look now, ah ah. You know we’re friends. 4get all the bad things I mighta said 2 u; the devil made me do it!
Life Of A Stranger: Don’t mind me, my sister. I have been too tired. I will update today – I hope.
LOL… lemme know when & where…
i know i’m the last person that needs to say this but… UPDATE!!!
So sorry this is late!
CONGRATS
We r still expecting wedding details ooo….as per venue and all that.
I will help u choose the bridesmaids dresses~
they will be lookin fab! I will ensure that every top magazine covers the event!
anything u want…this will be the event of the century!
i think i just got infected with the vera bug o cuz all of a sudden i feel like shouting…..
UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!! UPDATE!!!
OOOOOO…i feel much better…
where’ve u gone to missy
I like this blog.
How can the Queen of “Update Screams” not update her blog..ehn???
On a serious note, hope you’re ok?
Take care.