Happy Valentine’s Day!!! What better way to celebrate Valentine than to stay at this juicy pair of breasts? So … a pair of breasts were spotted on the cover of Sports Illustrated and their owner was also with them. I’m talking about twenty-year old model, Kate Upton. The ice and water you see behind her are totally real; the shoot was done in Antarctica. In spite of the smile on her face and the bikini on her bod, the place was freezing … clearly. But come oh, Oyibo people have too much wahala. Why did they have to go to Antarctica? Whatever happened to photoshopping it into the background?
Kate Upton
But critics have risen. Apparently, Kate Upton is too fat curvy to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated. And I’m looking at this picture and thinking, “You’ve got to be kidding me!” Look at those boobs! This is the point where I’m supposed to insert, “No Homo,” but then, I think that doing that now will make me look even more suspicious. So I won’t say anything.
I know that her boobs are not the only things being judged, if at all they are even being judged, but am I the only one who thinks it’s crazy that people think she’s too big to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated? Keep in mind that most of the readers of this magazine are men AND last time I checked, all men – yes, even gay ones – are fascinated by boobs. What’s not to love?
And you know what will make Valentine even better? It’s a ticket to my class. And look, it’s pink, too! Isn’t that proof that it’s perfect for Valentine?
They say, in Hollywood, no matter how skinny you are, you’ll never be skinny enough.
Apparently so!!! I read an interview with Jennifer Lawrence the other day where she said she’s considered fat in Hollywood. I’m like what?!
I saw the pic and I did think she was not the stereotypical SI model. She looks very girl next door.
Thank Goodness.
Yup. She’s definitely not the typical, but FAT is not what I would call her. I didn’t even know that she’s only 20. Interesting. Oh, and I bet the men are just loving her. It has to be a woman that started the whole she’s-too-fat thing.
To consider Kate Upton fat is like considering Issac Hayes asian. I’m honestly thankful she doesn’t have a six pack, since that makes women look like dudes. And I’m excited not to see her ribs. Anorexia is disgusting and softness is one of the great allures of a woman. The question of her worthiness to being in SI swimsuit edition is grotesque and a sad testament to the mentality being forced up Americans to be an unattainable image only approached through beauty products and fashion.
Love your analogy!! It’s unfortunate really what society has become today. I am not advocating that anyone be unhealthy by being over or under weight, but there’s definitely an unrealistic standard that has been set. Thanks for commenting!
I don’t get why they are making a big deal out of this chick. she’s not fat, she’s just flabby she’s got those big b00bs that are also flabby, no hips, or butt – yuck. her body isn’t fit, that’s why she looks fat.