I have been priding myself on not watching all that rachety mess called reality television, because I only watch real television. Sure. I never watched one single episode of Jersey Shore, nor have I ever followed any of the many, many Kardashian shows. When it comes to reality television, I only watch shows like X Factor, American Idol, and Biggest Loser. But Igwe happened to tune into Bravo the other day, and it was showing Real Housewives Of Atlanta. We were not really watching it, but next thing I knew, we were really watching it.
Real Housewives Of Atlanta – Season Six
We even watched more than one episode. It did not take long at all for me to decide that Kenya is missing more than a few screws. I don’t know everyone’s names yet, and I don’t know their stories, but we did watch the episode where Kenya had to help Phaedra – oh, Lord, I remember their names! – with a donkey booty workout, and when Phaedra refused to give Kenya the 10% she wanted, Kenya decided to make her own fitness video, called Stallion Booty. See now, I don’t know about walking around with any kind of animal booty. I’m yet to see an animal that has an enviable booty. But I digress.
Somewhere along the line, things fell apart and Phaedra mentioned to a couple of the ladies that Kenya is an alcoholic and might have some chemical imbalance – which really will not surprise me – so when Kenya heard of it, she decided to prove to Phaedra that she isn’t crazy, nor is she an alcoholic. She showed up at a charity event hosted by Nene and Shoe Dazzle. And she showed up wearing this:
When she wore this fishnet outfit, it made sense to her
Did I mention that it was a charity event? So basically, it made sense to Kenya to show up at a charity event, damn near being naked, all in a bid to prove to Phaedra that she is not crazy? Mm hmm. And how’s that working out for you, Kenya? Take a look at this outfit again, please.
And it had butt pads
This cannot be life. I’m starting to think that RHOA isn’t actually reality TV. Maybe they pay these people to be stupid cause I don’t understand how else a woman can come out looking like this in order to make someone else look stupid. Beht why? In the two or three episodes I have watched of RHOA so far, I have come to conclude that Kenya is living in past glory. Yes, she was Miss USA, and that’s a great achievement, but that was in 1993; she needs to get over it already. She must cannot know that we are in 2013 – two whole decades later!
Well, I can’t say it better than Nene, “This bitch done lost it!”
Caption: And you claim you’re not crazy?
And check out Phaedra’s face when Kenya was trying to convince everyone that she was not crazy. This face pretty much summarizes it.
What in the world? That woman wore that in public with a butt pad? This is not life…
Yes ooo. She wore it in public. And it made sense to her.
LOL…i just can’t…and she says she isn’t crazy? loool
Yup. That’s what she says. I think some of us may beg to differ.
ohhh vera , you just got into the ratchet tv ‘crase’.. lol
Ratchet tv makes my heart go ‘tinini tanana’.
You should totally watch Real housewives from season one if you get the chance. Kenya has a lot of screws lost because no sane person would wear that to an event . BTW, did you the watch the episode where Phaedra wore something similar during their trip to Anguilla?, That’s what Kenya was trying to act out. It is hard to believe that Miss Kenya was once Miss America….. Abi na Miss USA? . she doesn’t act the part at all.
Phaedra isn’t a saint herself, but she is the sane one this time.
You would love Nene .. She’s so cool.
i can go on and on about RHOA…. Just try and follow the show, You’d get a good laugh off it.
Girrrrlllll, so far, Nene is definitely my favorite. Follow it from season one, ke? Ewoooo. LOL. I’ll try sha. Maybe I’ll make it. Has Kenya always been on this show? I saw an old episode the other day where there was a white woman called, Kim. And there was this other black lady, too, that was really pretty. Anyhooo.
Oh, and yeah, I figured it out that Kenya was trying to mock Phaedra’s outfit. But goodness! Could she have picked a worse place?
HAHAHAHAHA. Kenya just joined the show this season. Kim Zolciak just got off the show this season, she is another Crazy person. The other black lady should Shereé Whitfield.
Kenya Moore is a sick woman. She could have done that elsewhere .
You just enjoy the show.
Zaynabb, thank you!!! And you are right, Sheree is definitely the other woman I was wondering about. She’s really pretty. Kenya, I’m sure, will last for a few seasons cause she’s all kinds of crazy. Kim was fine sha, I won’t lie. And I saw in the reunion thingy that Phaedra didn’t want to tell people her due date. Oh, goodness. This is so much drama.
Stop kidding yourself, you know you been watching this show just like the rest of us. Probably from the very beginning. Admit it, it’s just entertainment and nothing more.
Over the years Nene has def grown even though shes been my favorite from the beginning shes just gotten calmer, more lady like. So far this has been my best season cos Kenya is the new girl who wants to fit in,since Sheree got fired last season. Phaedra is the “fakedra” while Cynthia is kinda taking the role of instigator, Kandi is the phony friend that is friends with you only when shes in front of you. Grown people with money acting dumb on Tv…….comical!!!!!!
Your last sentence is a great summary: grown people with money acting dumb on TV. No me small thing. LOL
uhnn…. pls refer tpo when u called me dumb n stupid n mumu for realxing myself with these shows at Stella’s house???
oh yea, u said the shows dont make sense and that i am stupid… ucalled me lame….
BACK TO YOU Vera… alll dem abuses, back to you. #hiss oshi
ha vera your bff don catch you lol
Manny, Funmie is misconstruing the fact. Don’t mind her.
Madam Funmie, point of correction! You were not watching RHOA that day. You were watching some show with an athlete and you also said that Tyler Perry’s whatever-show-that-was was funny, and I stand by what I said, it is NOT funny! And yes, that athlete show is still stoooopid. In your face!
Verasticoco m, welcome to the world of racheeet! I love me some ratchet tv, it keeps me sane. Lol
Anywho, I JUST started watching this show last night too! My roomie has been trying to put me on it for so long, and after last night, it’s now one of my new guilty pleasures. I’ma watch it from season 1 (1channel . ch, it’s like free netflix).
And visit awesomelyluvvie . com for reviews too, she’ll make you continue enjoying all thangs ratchet. Hehe
SimplyIfeoma …. What?! Never heard of that website. Will definitely check it out. Maybe I’ll also be able to watch Scandal there. The second season isn’t on Netflix yet, and they only have the last five or four episodes OnDemand. Will check out the blog, too. Dalu!
I CANNOT watch those things but if one them show up wearing things like these, who knows, I just might watch it. Biko do they fight? I mean bitch slapping scenes? Maybe I’ll watch. Kardashians? Mbano.
LOL
If you want some bitch slaps, watch basketball wives , Bad girls club. You’d get to see even more ratcheted behaviour
Zaynabb, why??????? Why did you list more rachety TV? Goodness!!! I’m tryna maintain my sanity here, and you are sooo not helping.
Omotee, I don’t know if they fight oh. I’m still a JJC in this show. But now that Zaynabb has gone and listed more shows to watch, what’s a girl to do? LOL
I love the show, of the real housewives of Atlantic. Well I know all keep it real because, all are doing you’re long thing! so don’t hate either love either because sent I bring watching all have help either out with person promise: and promise all has to so all are doing real good for your self. Because if I have what all I wouldn’t what to do with my self, and thank you for reading this post comment.
Huh??????? :s
Ngwanu, this must be chinglish, a mixture of English n Chinese. It will do u well to learn Vera, seeing that ur horizon done broad
Hahahaha. Omotee, I musto go and google this language oh because this is news to me. Lol.
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
Kenya is crazy but she is my kind of crazy.
Phaedra is fake.
Nene is the smartest girl out of all of them.
Cynthia lives in lala land.
Porsha is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Kandi at least has money and talent and needs to leave the show.
Girrrrlllll, I always find myself laughing when Phaedra says she is a Southern Belle. She really thinks that of herself. And I agree, Nene is totally the smartest one of them. And they’re in your City. Sweeet. Porsha …. loooool. I, too, have noticed that she’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer. She just makes me wonder. Watching what she was doing last episode with her brother’s baby … just SMH
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