We had talked about it for a while, planned my disvirginization – as he called it. I was a little bit nervous, as you can imagine. I had no experience whatsoever, and he, on the other hand, well, he was a pro. He had done it so many times, with so many partners, and in so many ways, I guess. I was not even experienced enough to be called a novice.
In preparation, he instructed that I light the bathroom with scented candles, take a bath with lavender oils, and pamper my body with a good cream. He promised to guide me patiently and very gently, saying that though it may hurt, he will be sure that it’s coupled with pleasure.
I feared. I doubted. I worried. What is this hurt coupled with pleasure thing? And so, on that fateful day, we began our disvirginization. We had a bit of difficulty at first, stemming from miscommunication and lack of knowledge on my part.
“I think you’re in now,” I told him, apprehension and shyness loud in my tone.
….And that was the first message I typed on the Blackberry Messenger. The one that took my Blackberry Messenger virginity, he knows himself. And I’m thankful to him for a pleasure-filled ride. Contrary to what he said, there was no pain — whatsoever. Just a bit of mistyped pin. I’m not a pro yet. Any day now.
Cha!
*ahem*
Olowdow ni yeh!!! smh!!!!!
Yeah right!
Not Me: Means what? LOL
CUO: When you're done clearing your throat, you will come back and tell me what that means.
Ms. O: You see? This is what happens when you go to people's blog to read about things you are not old enough to read about. LOL. Eyaaa. What, you didn't wanna read about my bbm ride? Tehehe.
Just Joxy: Hahaha. Maybe I'll let the guy who I first bbm'd with tell the story himself.
Lol Vera you are ridiculous! HAHA What a truly touching story and one that virgins everywhere must be aware of!
Nice one….LoL
I thought " Akuko owu taa ka Vera loseuru her virginity?" I sooo didn't fall for this one
This bad girl, what will I do with you eh? LOL..
Idk kiss me lol
chei! you're just plain wicked! I was actually settling down to one correct gist o.. see me see my mugu nature!
Actually, you're right. This is NOT verastic enough.
Not fair o!..
You're not serious at all!
2nd time I'm believing your jokes!
Verastic verastic verastic. Please you berra stop this nonsense. How very callous of you to bait us with expectations of sexy gist.
See me popping popcorn in the microwave expecting some hot lesbian action. Mttqqqqqchew
Vera is at it again. loool
lol i knew you were up to something.
LMAO
I knew you were up to something after the third line.
I said to myself "even if that's how the gist is doing Vera."
I am going to call you and pray for you!
Vera, you tried but you didnt do it well. I cant remember a blog I saw tht the lady did it about her writing. Absolutely taken away I was when I read it. If I find it, I'd come back here with the link…
I think I have to get a BB soon. The craze is too much. I can't handle it. lol
– LDP
ewu, chai.. Vera biko take it easy on your readers oo.. before you damage some people with too much laughter.. I figured from the onset it had to do with a verastic "something" but bouy did not think it had to do with the BB.. I thought you would have lost it to the BB like years ago.. there is always a novice I guess.. or was this about the first time a long time ago ;)… how are you doing chica!!
Vera abeg take it easy with us oh. You just dashed my hope of reading the true story.
i pitied the pple who were hoping for some real juicy story, lol. Emi ke? i too know Vera so i wont fall for that!
i aint disvirging myself with a BB mehn, too much craze…..
Oooooh how i hate you for what you just did!!!
I confess, i chopped!!!
Choi! Vera nka eee! Nwa wu nno olodo! ROTLMBBAAO!
VERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
well done oh
welcome to blackberry world though
🙂
i promised myself that i was never going to fall for Vera's misleading titles & preamples! & am very proud to announce dat i ddnt! yeah! yes o! i just kept quiet & was thinking in my mind, 'let her land first, b4 i go jump to conclusion'. true to type, no be dat other kind of virginity she dey yarn abt! in ur face, vera! (making d hand gesture too) hahahahahahahahahahaha. yes!
nne, me too. i dey learn how to use dis bb thing too. oya, na wetin b ur pin. send it to me n a mail, so we go yarn once n a blue-moon. u r a celebrity, i know, so i won't take up too much of ur precious life talking abt my mundane life.
-FFF
**hey,am back online & kicking butts @ http://www.flourishingflorida.net **
IYDM…i wondered what you were on about, knowing that your baloon had been popped *wink*
how have you been?
mschewww…na wa oh vera.
Still wondering why everyone is about black berry. The buttons are too tiny, and most of it is not touch pad… As for the story well, i wouldnt be surprised if it's close to a story you want to tell us…
There are many pple out there looking forward to the experience…, but in marraige.
vera! you shall not kill me! I was really looking to hear correct gist. lol!
Mscheeeew okpokrishi (I hope I spelt that well so you understand the gravity of the yabis)
mscheeew
Yeye innuendo. I will call you and you will tell me EVERYTHING! You are not getting away this easy.
Plus…who the heck loses their Blackberry virginity with lighted candles unles NEPA took light in America?
The cherry has been popped. You won't seize to amaze.