So because I was absent for a lil while, all these small small girls (AKA Diamond, Nilla, Calabar Gal & the rest of them) think they can start bugging me 2 update ehn? Take time o!
Who woulda thought that getting engaged to my boo, Guy Horny would disrupt my life so much. I tell you, that guy never gets tired. He is taking a shower right now, and that is how I am currently able to update. He is a tiger!
Yesterday, I went to see Norbit. I laughed so hard, my stomach was hurting, and I had tears running down my face. The movie just came out on Friday, 9th Feb., featuring Eddie Murphy being the regular funny entertainer he always is. If you like silly comedies, then you should see this. Click HERE to see the preview.
Thanks a lot for reading chapter five of Every Woman, and thanks to every1 that wrote and left comments, thanks! And for those that have not read it, don’t lemme get you o.
So what are you all planning for Valentine? It’s hard for me to believe that a whole me, Vera Ezimora AKA Hopleless Romantic, I am not looking 4ward 2 Valentine. How can this be?! I dunno why or how oh, but I have absolutely no anticipation 4 Valentine; I am not looking forward to it, and I am not excited about it. In fact, the only reason why I even thought about it was because I was looking thru my day planner. I dunno if Boyfriend has anything planned; if he does, that would be great, but if not…oh well. But thank God sha that GH, my fiance has some Blogville plans 4 us… isn’t that right, baby? But in my life away from Blogville, ain’t nothing happening….to my knowledge anyway. Now if any of you were to buy me gifts (platinum/silver jewelry), of course, I won’t refuse it.
Calabar Gal, I checked Eubury Press out; it seems they only publish non fiction? Abi was I just seeing things?
I have been away from Blogville for quite a while, and I feel like I have soooo much catching up 2 do, which I will get to soon as I publish this post. I have been keeping up with Diamond’s bachelorette though. Interesting stuff. I didn’t bother tryna figure out who the bachelors are, but I think I know who the bachelorette migiht be. I might be wrong sha, but then again, when am I ever wrong?
I’ve been having some issues with my Blog. When I wanna put up a new post, I don’t have the option of changing my font, font size, font color, and page allignement. Is this an issue with Blogger, or is something just wrong with mine? If it’s just mine, then how do I fix it, please? Azuka, where art thou?! Abeg help me cause not having color on my post is driving me bananas.
Alright, I’m out. I’ll be back in a few. *KISSES*
Okay, I’m FIRST (?).
I’m not even going back to read it :-P.
Ha, azuka, go back and read, oh! vera is asking for your help.
ok, vera, good to have you back. And don’t worry, valentine’s day will be a blast. I think!
I’m not looking forward to it either lol. Vals day SUCKS lol, no it doesn’t im just hating.
Tminx
Just make sure u display you and GH’s gist on the aftermath of vals day…I’m guessing he will propose real marriage on that day. (whispering ***make sure you don’t swallow the ring with the juice because he may put the ring either inside the juice or inside the valentine cake, ok??? Imagine swallowing somn’ carat gold***)
See this pikin…..who are you calling small girls ehn?
Anyways welcome back!
I have the same problem with the ‘new’ blogger. No colour or font options etc. Maybe they’ll get round to sorting it.
as per blogger.. Ive not even noticed it, maybe its something they are working on or something to do with your CSS template thats if its customized.
Vals day..lol.. I don’t even know; funny thing is I’m madly in love with some eskimo..
Welcome back sha..Ive been away as well..I have to read your Every Woman 5::-)
norbit was toooooooooooooooooo funny, i havent laughed so hard in a long time, i thought it was goin to be stewpid but it turned out bening good, i saw because i said so too, great movie, u should see it
Azuka: You SUCK!!! Did you read that? I said, you SUCK!!
ChainReader: Well, it might be. But I have no plans, that’s all I know. So just in case nothing happens, I won’t feel sad @ all
TMINX: LOL. Pele, my best blogger friend. Don’t worry, we can spend it together. How bout that?
Jaycee: LOL I’ll have 2 have a really huge eosophagus 2 swallow something that huge, lol. I cannot even begin 2 imagine! Anyways, I will give you allll the juicy details, don’t worry
Nilla: It is you I’m calling small pikin. Wetin you fit do?!
Laspapi: The thing dey vex me o! I’m glad I’m not the only one having the problem sha, but it is mighty annoying. I know that much
Lee: CSS kini? You know I don’t know what you’re talking about o! I have not done anything 2 my template lately, so I don’t know why it stopped working all of a sudden. I’m lost! I need colour!!! You’re madly in love with an Eskimo? LOL. Ain’t that something? And u berra read chapter 5 b4 I tear another hole in ur u-know-wat
NaijaBabe: I agree, Norbit is da bomb! It’s hella funny, and it will have u laughing all thru the movie. Eddie Murphy is just a clown 4 real
Okay, I’m back. Don’t let me flog you oh!
You don’t have the option to adjust font sizes because you’re using an old classic template. Changing the font size from within the post when posting should work, or something is very wrong somewhere.
I’ve been a little swamped with work so I left a comment and ran off. Talk to you tomorrow (today!)
Vera you wouldn’t believe whose picture I saw in the december edition of Joy magazine? Guess……..ya you. They did a feature article on you and pasted ya picture there. Hmm you are hot. Now whenever I read your post, I see ya face in my mind.
The only wahala with being known is that you cann’t right anything naughty like me. The other day I was thinking maybe I should stop blogging? What if my identity is revealed eh like GirlWithAOneTrackMind eh yawah go gas oh. Abi what do you think?
hmmm…im not having any problems but I was quite irritated that i was FORCED to switch to the new blogger…thankfully everything remained the same…. I am liking that you can publish in real time…
i confess i havent read the latest chapter…i typically like to print out and read at my leisure…so i’ll be doin gthat shortly.
have a great week! and abeg help me thank your Fiance Guy-Horny for the wonderful addtn he’s made to BloggerBachelorette
Valentine sucks!
I know i am beefing people in love but you k now what????
WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have no problems with my fonts…
Your pic is in Joy magazine? Guess who’s gonna look for it on the net now??? LOL!
Umm, VeriBaby… I have not read the latest installment of Every Woman, it’s work oh… I will read it tonight UNFAILINGLY!
Vals day…. what is that please?
am looking forward to vals day with my XBOX 360, a bottle of red wine, peppered chicken from TFC, ice cream, and a dozen and half phone calls that’ll last the whole night…
ta kwa kwa kwa… I laff in bini
Ooh myself and overwhelmed are going to the Moon, just to get away from the Canadian winter. Have a lovely lobster feast and then take a hot bubble bath! sounds aiight for Valentine’s right?
Hahahah Veraaaaaaaa ***And stop blackmailing her ooh***
Azuka: It’s within the blog that I have been unable to change the font size, color, type. When we chat/talk, I’ll xplain it 2 u berra.
Ubong Da: How dare you see my picture?! Oya, go and unsee it right now!!! Yeah, you’re right sha, I cannot do dirty posts like you…not that I want to o!… cause u know I am a gud girl. Why r u afraid of ur identity being revealed? In fact, if I were u, I would be a man and reveal my identity…. and you can picture my face while reading my blog, but if I get pregnent ehn… Ubong Da, prepare 2 marry me!
Diamond: Okay, I will thank him. He’s a darling, isn’t he? I dunno wetin dey do this blogger o; I don vex finish! Azuka said he’d look in2 it anyway, so I’m relying on him cause this is just ridiculous
Temmy Tayo: You’re not serious @ all! Don’t worry, baby, you’ll find new love…or rekindle an old one – Amen!
Buki: LOL @ what is Vals day. Abeg, don’t start looking 4 my picture on the net o! And in case u find it, U berra not look @ it o!
Unnaked: LOL @ laughing in Bini. You’re crazy 4 real. Aww, your Valentine plans r sooo romantic! Can I come, please?
NaijaDude: It’s not only moon you will go to; you’ll go to the sun sef. And I will continue 2 blackmail Overwhelmed 4 as long as I want! Wetin u fit do?
Wahli, I for no mind marry you but Guy Horny would cut off my blockus. He is badly in love with you. Nothing loss sha. U get sista or friend whey fine like you? I beg hook a broda up. beko.
Ubong Da, abeg stop making my head swell jo! LOL. But ehm, alllll my friends r very very fine o! I can hook u up, but u need 2 reveal thy self 2 me first. Wetin u talk?
This babe u r crazy!…as usual.
Please I am sure u r going to have a mad vals day…in fact ur lad is going to propose!
Anyways, just want to show some luv..
Ummmm Ubong Da..r u lookin for trouble..Vera devours admirers like u for brunch!
So this is my first comment on your blog. Don’t even know if this will get publish. Well i hate this whole idea of blogging relationship thing, it boils the water of jealousy in my blood. Alot of the things you say on here potrays me as an imaginary BF. Really this has to stop pleaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeee
lmao… babe don’t worry.. when i’m doing my valentine’s stuff.. i will seriously have you in mind oh! This one is sha my first real valentine oh… for some reason in the past me and the guys dey break up a bit b4 valentines day… but i don start to dey suspect oh whether them dey purposely mess up so them no go buy rose flower and champagne and lingerie ehn? lol… Guy horny had better come correct sha blog styles sha… Had it been u dey Canada now… me and Naijadude for romance you well well valentine style… but you sha missed out by going to live in George Bush’s America! HILARY CLINTON FOREVER!!!
Verastic… u berra let me know where u c my picture… let me know if its truly me… so that at least i can stop lying to all my blog friends that i’m a fine babe… lol… cos if you truly have my picture.. then the truth is already out! hehe
I cant wait for norbit to come out in the U.K…have fun on “falentines day” oh!
it appears that the comment I left didnt pulish. O well. Its not all bad you know vera. I trust you’l have a time never to forget so soon.
Saw Norbit on Saturday and it was hilarious!! Wait o Vera, do you and GH role play like Rasputia and Norbit?
Chei!!!…wats really going on in Blogville…I’ve been gone for a minute, I come back and see men performing “The Girl is mine”…hehehehe…big up’s babe.
By the way…Maxwell’s album is ‘supposed’ to be in stores today…shekirrout. Peace.
Why will I not bug you to update? It sure feels good having to give you a real big dose of ur own medicine. Hope it tastes good hun? (smile)
Vera, Vera!! u are at it again?!?!?! Asking Ubongda to marry u cos he has seen ya pic? U never belleful? Hmmmn, Joy Magazine eh Vera?!!?! Thats nice. I’m going to ask my sister to buy a copy fast fast and send to me.
Why are u not looking forward to val’s day u this girl, snap out if it! Let us know wot u and Guy Horny do for vday.
Bella Naija: Wetin u talk? My kini will propose 2 me? Abeg don’t say that again o! He does not have the money 2 afford my ring yet, so I don’t want him 2 propose 2 me @ this time o! When he starts making the hundreds of thousands which I eagerly anticipate, then we can talk. Shey u get? lOL. And if any of my friends tell u I’m a gold digger, don’t mind them. They’re just jealous!
Anonymous: Oga oh. That is very serious talk.
Overwhelmed: Did u say you and NaijaDude woulda romanced me? Tufia kwa! Didn’t you say you’re broke; how do u intend 2 romance me? Oh, u want 2 use style to make me broker than I already am ehn? It won’t work 4 u sef. LOL @ the relationship ending b4 Val’s day. Na dupe them dupe u o! LOL. And yes, I saw ur pictureS. Not one or two, but plenty of them sef. Do u want me 2 put it on my blog so you can see which ones I’m talking about?
Naija Vixen: Oh, it hasn’t come out over there? Una dey miss o! It’s a very funny movie sha, so I know you will enjoy it. Happy Valentine’s to u too.
The Life Of A Stranger Called Me: My dear, I guess you’re right sha. I’m not mad about Valentine, needless 2 say, but let’s see what the day has in store 4 me.
JJ: Mind ursef o! Which one is me and Gh role playing like Norbit & Resputia? Take ur time o! We’re a hot couple, and do not need 2 role play. Go ask GH if u wanna know the details.
Miss Pearse: Come o, is Maxwell paying u to advertise his CD? Talk o, make me know. And as 4 men wanting me, well, I can’t say I’m surprised. I mean, look @ me, lol. Abi don’t you remember when you used 2 have the hots 4 me?
Calabar Gal: Your busy body too much o! So you couldn’t just leave a comment & be on ur merry way ehn? You had 2 read other people’s comment and find out where 2 get my picture. Take ur time o! If na joke, just stop am now now. And no, I am not asking Ubongda 2 marry me, lol. I am simply warning that if he gets me pregnant, he MUST marry me…not 2 mention GH would take his life sef.
Biodun: Don’t mind me jo. I will be just fine. I’ll try to tell you about my day with GH, but I dunno if I will be able 2. *whispering* might be too graphic for your young ears.
Happy Valentines sweet girl… the only girl on blogsville with the power to take my ex-fiancee… I hope you have a fantastic day sha… and e pain me small as you discover me sha but I’m wondering how you sha knew it was me cos I didn’t put my bloglink on my hi5 or facebook oh(cos those are the only channels i can imagine)… abeg help me solve the mystery sherlock holmes style now… this one na blog blackmail.. next one now you will start asking me for blog currency to keep your mouth shut.. lol
Vera no shaking. We no dey dodge responsibility for my place ask CalabarGal if e click na alter ahead ahead, but would Guy Horny forgive us? Hmm. Who would we use to beg him
hehehe…Hots for you…Nah B!!!…I’m strictly Dickly…And I wish I was getting paid for doing spokeswoman for Maxwell… I just like sharing good music dat’s all. Happy Vals Day
update oh!!!!!
what is up with you and your husband for valentines day!!??
Happy Vals day best blog friend!!! you didn’t tell us what happened with your man today oh. UPDATE!!!!
Happy Valentine Day Dearie!! You know that no matter how sharp I may complain ur mouth is, I still love you dearly.
Ubongda is correct oh. If e click, straight to altar.
@Ubongda – then u shall spend the rest of ya life looking over ur shoulder to see if GH, BM or NB are coming around d corner? (smile)
Hey, Hope your valentines day was good in the end … I’m pretty sure your boyfriend did something nice!
Thanks for checking out my blog … yours is pretty cool, I’m enjoying it!
By the way ebury press also publishes fiction… is this for your novel? If it is, the easiest way to go about things is to send it to literary agents, once one of them signs you up, they’ll do the hard work of finding you a publisher. Lol, I want to be a book editor so I know this sort of useless info.
Good luck on your novel, I’ll check it out! Onada and I are both writing novels too.
It was so funny, past funny I saw it yesterday. I laughed with some parts until I cried. Very Good review Vera.
Cos valentine was bunz u r refusing to update.
Love me, hurry up!