Happily married … of course!
Happily single … what?
Yeah, that’s what we’re talking about on the radio on Saturday. Set your reminders! Saturday, August 15th 2009 :: 10:00 AM U.S. EST/ 3:00 PM GMT time
Has everyone heard last Saturday’s show? It was so much fun that the show became full and couldn’t take anymore calls. It’s so unfortunate that so many people were scrambling to hear my very sexy voice, but couldn’t get through. Oh, life can be so cruel! Or maybe it was full because there were so many women tying up the line, tryna hear the voices of the men I had. Shameless. You all are shameless. But who can blame you? I was giddy too. The last time I had so much testosterone was uhm — uhm — never! If you haven’t heard my men tell us what men want, just check out the audio player on the right sidebar. Or you can download it HERE.
P.S. If anyone still wants Ekene Agabu’s number, home address, social security number, date & place of birth, age, height, weight, favorite color, and of course, most importantly, favorite toothpaste, I’m here to help …. for a very minimal and convenient fee of one bottle of any of the following perfumes ===> Pour Femme by Bvlgari, Romance by Ralph Lauren, Miracle Forever by Lancome, Nina by Nina Ricci, Rock n Rose by Valentino, Diamonds by Emperio Armani, and lastly, Vera Wang by Vera Wang. Vera is my homegirl!
Next week Saturday (August 22nd), I’ll be doing the show about women who are 30, accomplished, and single. Amazingly, I still do not have an actual co-host. I have potential co-hosts, but nothing definite yet. I have come up with five reasons why it’s so difficult to find co-hosts:
a. All the single 30 year olds have now regressed back to being 29.
b. All the singles have gotten married since I scheduled the show.
c. Ever since I put statuses on Twitter & Facebook, all the single, 30 year old women have vanished off the face of the virtual earthd (so they know nothing of this upcoming show that I write of).
d. They want to co-host, but they don’t know that I cannot read their mind. They do not know that I need them to contact me ASAP ===> radio@verastic.com 1-443-934-9039
e. None of the above. According to one beautiful, single, 30 year old woman, they’re just “shocked that they’re 30 and single…” If that be the case, please come out of the shock! I need you.
Look, peeps, snap out of it and contact me. I have begged. I have asked. I have cajoled. I have pleaded. What the heck else am I supposed to do here? I’m short of demanding that every woman show proof of age and marital status. Don’t make me….!!
Tune in on Saturday. I’ll be co-hosting with Ezenwanyi (and Funmie, maybe).
P.S. My apologies for not having replied the comments in the previous post. My spirit has been willing, but my body has been very, very weak.
what?
i am first?
Celebration….
GBOSA GBOSA GBOSA.
Damn, Saturday's show does sound interesting.
All dem single ladies over 30, abeg now. Show yourself. Don't be shy! We family 🙂
Vera keep doing you. But eh, i never finish buying Vera Wang by Vera Wang, just becuz person want bobo's numba no mean slavery now. Haba. Hook a sista up.lol
Vera i have the impression of vera wang….shey it'll do? it has to do……yup it has to do cos all i need is his home address……
girl, i laffed out loud reading this post(at the risk of being taken for a newly afflicted mad woman by my neighbour's niece who then tooka peep at the screen and then at me, her expression all "what's so funny this morning?) but then what does she know?.she's only 13.
I would have loved to girl but I am not in your area and I am out covering an event so….
All the best
Is it only women who can be 'happily single'?
By the way, vera dear, when will we start seing a naija version of your show abeg, cos at times it's always difficult enjoying it online, you knw it will have to buffer first and then one will have to play it all over again…
How you dey today?
xx
Happily married- WHAT?!!!! Don't u hear whats going on? Don't u have married men hitting on you? Hehehehe!
u cant find anyone? strange. i know plenty plenty PLENTY babes wey old pass 29 that are still single.
So whats the purpose of this talk show? And yes, who recommended me to you?
I have to tune in for this one. These days people see the single status as some sort of disease. Nonsense!
lol at ur reasons for not having cohost yet for ur upcoming show…will be tuning in this week..cant wait!
wow the one of last week sounds interesting. i wish i could tune in on saturday, mehh i ve to work again 🙁
Just listened to the last show…Great job!
Please tell Ekene to Clone himself and him delivered to my house biko…I don’t want him cos line don too long. Home boy was dropping major knowledge…I’ll send you my address 🙂
Chris and Mustapha didn't do badly at all either.
Keep it up!
You know saturday was my first time listening in LIVE (ok i've never listened b4) and i totally loved it! It was so funny, specially the ppl in the chat room. I can also say i fell in love with Ekene that day.
His voice + what he was saying…. the guy made too much sense, but i refuse to join ght queue. Chineke Nna bi n'igwe will send me my own.
Onye oshi perfume, i will not give u!
I love you Vera.
The last was OK but I wonder why limit co-hosts to women? Can men not be 30, single and accomplished. Happy or not?
Check my blog here…
http://www.mynewhitmanwrites.blogspot.com/
Babe,now u knw y I really need to interview u…….
U berra cum n answer DB's question o!!!
CHAYOMA: Congrats on being first!! This Saturday's show is not about the single ladies over 30 oh. This Saturday is about being happily single. I now realize that they are too related. Oh, well. And what's that rubbish you said about Vera Wang? Abeg, go buy the thing jare!
CHINNY: Oya go and wash the mouth you just used to say that. Impression of what? For who? Nooooo!!! U berra buy the real perfume, or else I'll give you an impression of his house address too.
HIS TREASURE: LOL!! I know that look. I have a 13 year old niece who thinks she's 18. I get that look a lot. Kids!! LOL.
30+: You don't even have to be in my area. That's the beauty of it all. Ah, but then you're out covering an event. *sob, sob* Some other time, maybe?
DANNY BAGUCCI: Of course, it's not only men that are happily single. Women are equally happily single. But I didn't say that anyone is happily single or not, did I?
SASSY TRENDS: My dear, I don't know what to do oo. The internet, right now, is my best way of getting across so many people. Naija internet is just too sporadic walahi. I'm so sorry. I don't know what to do. LOL @ the buffering. By the way, have you tried downloading? That way, you won't even have the buffering going on.
TIGERESS: I refuse to reveal my sources!!! "Someone" or "some people" recommended you, and that's all you need to know! LOL. Babe, I can't pretend not to ever have married men hitting on me you. Poor little men. Oh, well.
ORIGINAL MGBEKE: Lol. And I'm guessing you'll be here to set them straight, huh? U berra tune in ooo!!!
CICI: Yes oh, those are the reasons. You'll be tuning in? Awesome!!!
BSNC: You have to work? Noooo!! We need to get you fired from that job ASAP. Wetin sef? Fine babe like you? Ah… no oh!
REPRESSED ONE: Because of the unusually high cost of delivering messages (due to the economy), I am currently unable to process your request to have Ekene clone himself. But if you send me a bottle of perfume, I'll be better able to understand you.
MIZCHIF: How can you call me onye oshi perfume and then turn around to proclaim love 4 me? Mba nu!! But if you insist that you love me ehn, why don't send me a bottle of perf? *wink, wink* Wait, what was that you said about never having listened to the show? Chei! Alu in the highest order. LOL @ not joining the like for Ekene.
MYNE WHITMAN: Yes, men can definitely be single, accomplished, and 30 or older, but men do not get half the pressure that women get, and theirs isn't such a topic of discussion because a lot of them get married in their late twenties/early thirties anyway.
MY WORLD: Sure!! When do you wanna interview me? *wink, wink* I have already answered DB's question. See above.
Dude..I'm so feeling Eke baby (note…I have already claimed my territory by giving him a nickname) roflol!! Abeg Vera, give us Ekene's digits…he he….listening to the show and loving it!
Vera you are out of this world! So you had that bloke in the room and you didn't give me head up first? Hmmn. We shall have a debate on that later.
So, no one to co-host with you yet, Where are all the ladies? I don't qualify I woulda offered. Goodluck.
Well, it is not like I didnt offer you my sonorous voice. Anyways,all da best.