Totaled!
Remember that little accident I had on Sunday morning, the one that gave Fotunatus a dent and caused him to be rushed to the hospital? Well, that little accident wasn’t so little. My insurance called and gave me the grim news: “Ma’am, unfortunately, due to the extent of the damage of your vehicle, we’re gonna have to count it as a total loss.”
Wonder where my hubcap flew to. Mystery.
Up close and personal
Still up close and personal.
Really, really up close and personal.
I did not know how to respond. I just cried silently as the insurance agent spoke. And this time, it wasn’t the puff puffs that I was crying for. Fotunatus is was is was is a white twelve year old Toyota Corolla. He never gave me any problem whatsoever. The last thing that I feel like doing right now is going car-hunting. I neither have the time, the money, nor the desire to do so. My insurance is going to give me some money, the amount they have deemed to be the value of the vehicle. I’d really rather have the vehicle back.
As I type this post now, tears of anguish, anger, and frustration are messing up my otherwise flawless foundation. But Bro. W, a guy from my church, just called to check up on me. He didn’t see me in church on Tuesday, so he was wondering what happened. I didn’t tell anyone about the accident – even though it happened before church on Sunday, and I still got a ride to church.
Bro. W said I shouldn’t worry, that God would never forget His own, that everything happens for a reason, and that at the end of this, His name would be glorified. He also gave me a proverb. He said my case is like that of a King’s palace that gets burnt. When it gets burnt, people think it’s a thing of shame, but what they don’t know is that it is a good thing because the burning of the palace would cause it to be rebuilt into a finer, stronger structure.
Very well then. God, the ball is in Your court. Do with me and Fotunatus as You please. Oh, men, I miss Fotunatus. I cannot believe it’s over for us. I went over there on Friday and took all my things out — and that includes the puff puff. I left the air freshener though. Just because we’re parting ways does not mean he should stop smelling good. For the record, I did not intend to eat the puff puffs. I was just going to give them to Funmie. She wouldn’t have known how stale they are until she took a bite out of them.
The famous puff puffs! I don’t know what happened. These puff puffs looked a lot yummier before the accident. Okay, I guess she would have known they’re stale.
I’m done crying. Operation Find-Serakus has officially begun. Yeap, Serakus is the next car’s name. Lucky him/her! I don’t even know if Serakus is a male or a female name.
The proverb in yoruba goes "Ile oba to jona, ewa lo bu si"- meaning "The burning down of the king's palace only adds beauty to it". It's good to see you are already looking forward and the next one has a name without knowing it yet, lol. Hang in there… Blessings don't always come at the most convenient of times but, hopefully, at the end of the day they are worth the trouble.
you shall grow to love serakus
dont worry
lucky Funmie-not having to taste them stale puff puffs….
What are the insurance premiums for if they can't come to your aid when you need them? Are they allowed to do that?
Cyracus na boy name. So sorry about your car but I do believe there is a reason for everything.
WOW.. plus side is there should be some claims you can make on your insurance towards a new(er) car… pele o…
pele Vera!
I just love your spirit…you have already shaken off this setback! this is why you are still my heress! Can't wait to see a picture of the very sexy serakus!
have a lovely week…
xoxo
Vera, i believe something better is coming your way. This most important thing is the life preserved. Pele.
Pele about your Car vera, it must have been really sad for u..
Pity Bro W never told u where God was when ur car was getting fucked up. He was Probably taking a siesta or something.
So Sorry about your car Vera! I think you're great though, love your radio show!
…. God definitely knew another one was due.
The insurance company better make good on the money oh!!! They shouldn't come and blow long English at this 11th hour. Ndo nwannem. How are you getting around at the moment?
Sorry about fortunatus. Thanks its just the car and nothing happened to you. I hope you find serakus soon. pele 🙁
that's the spirit..the time for Sekarus don come so that's what it's gonna be..
have a gr8 week ahead!
Aww…*sniff sniff* Fotunatus will be greatly missed
Serakus??? how do u come up with these names seriously???
awwww fotunatus will def be missed
on 2 d next one, i smell a lovely relatnship ahead
What a shame you can't have him back. Mind not, a better one will come your way soon. Who knows, it may even be a gift.
Seracus….could have been derived from an Italian city named Siracusa.
We are in the same predicament.. mine just croaked cos the mechanic that worked on the valves didn't do a good job so i broke a piston.
Thanks to my EX, she gave me her opel corsa and her husband is not complaining either!
Next stop is Sorento. I got a call already and an appointment with a dealer for teausday.. You gotta wish me luck like i'm wishing you too for your Seracus! (what brand is that?)
Rip dear Fotunatus.
Vera sweetheart ((((((((hug)))))))))
I guess God decided to put Fotunatus out of the picture to speed up the arrival of that Range you've been dreaming of 😀
omg vera…ur car is indeed totaled…Glad u are ok
Adieu Fortunatus. Serakus, welcome. Vera, you know God never slumbers nor sleeps right? He was right there with you, He preserved your life and limbs. I like the name Serakus, reminds me of the Secaucus outlets. You'll get a new car, sooner than you think. God is always faithful. Have a great week.
don't worry. Serakus will be sexy as hell, and before you know it, you'd have forgotten about fortunatus.
Awww, I like what your friend said. Oh my goodness, what happened to the puff puff? LOL.
Pele Ms. Verastic, you'll be fine, u hear?
Really sorry about your car.
I am sure you would grow fonder of a new love, a 'berrer' model.
Adieu fortunatus!
Pele Vera
Sorry for your loss Vera.
But really the reason i'm responding is cos u got the name wrong. It's Cyriacus, not Serakus; i have an uncle by the name, that's i got to learn the right spelling. And boy, do we laff in house whenevr mum calls his name (in fact, i'm rolling with laughter just writing this!).
My uncle Cyriacus is a good man shaa, so i believe you'll find a nice new Cyriacus. 🙂
Eiya…it is well, your blog is always a breathe of fresh air. Nice one dear.
Aww Sorry about your car. Think of it as an opportunity for God to bless you with something greater!
oh my! that "little accident" sure looks like it was pretty serious…and Fortunatus was totaled? sorry about that…may his faithful soul rest in peace…I pray Serakus becomes a worthy replacement…
Sorry for your loss but im damn sure you gettin a double fold replacement if you believe..Nothin happens except its the will of God so take heart..btw..hope you have been good? Miss readin your blog for so long and now im back no?…anyways..
no worry, Vera…another fotunatus…a much better one will come
F: Thanks, honey!! I'm definitely looking forward to Cyriakus. I have no idea what he'll look like, but I know what I want him to look like.
Ibiluv: Thanks, dear. Even though Funmie did not get to taste the puff puffs, the good thing is that I'll see to it that she tastes something.
Baroka: Well, they're not "technically" allowed to do that, but at the same time, technicality counts for so much! Sometimes, it's all in the fine prints. You might think you're covered — until you have an accident and they surprise you.
TayneMent: Thanks, my dear. Indeed, there's a reason for everything. I am trusting God. I know He knows best, and even before He formed me, I know He knew that this accident would happen.
Bagucci: Yes, indeed. I am looking forward to the newer car, too. I have asked God for favor in finding the newer car.
Temite: Hey sweetie!! Thanks, my dear. I, too, am looking forward to the new sexy vehicle – whatever it might be.
NBB: Thanks a lot. I am so grateful for my life being preserved.
Azazel: Thanks a lot, dear. I was definitely sad oh. But I'm okay now. Bro. W, however, didn't need to tell me where God was. I knew where He was. He was right there. How do you think I made it back here to blog? *wink, wink*
My Best Friend's Little Sister: Thanks, boo!!! And thanks for calling into the show. I hope you call in again 🙂
Musco: Yes, He did! And for that, I ain't mad at Him.
Caramel: Ehn?? Blow long grammar for who? They should not make me deal with them oh! They know I am capable of doing things to them. LOL. Nah, they didn't blow grammar sha. All is well.
BSNC: Thanks, honey. I thank God, too oh, that nothing happened to me. I'm perfectly okay.
His Treasure: Indeed!! I'm eagerly awaiting my emotional meeting with Cyriakus. I'm still in search for him. Will I know him when I see him?
Chayoma: LOL. Na your people oh! I for Fotunatus from watching a Nigerian movie (Preacher Man), and I got Cyriakus from listening to a Naija song. So, there you go.
BBB: You do, really? LOL. Awww. I'm anticipating a lovely relationship, too! Perhaps, after I get him, I style and profile him here.
BDON: A gift??? Ah, Amen oh!!!! If there's someone out there who has enough money to give me a car as a gift, then who am I to say no? I'll receive it with both arms. Heaven knows I need it.
Elean John: Wait. Your married ex gave you her car?!?! And her husband doesn't mind? Tufia kwa! LOL. Abomination in the highest order. If my husband dares to pull that kind of stunt ehn…. in fact….! Anyway, goodluck with your appointment. We both need it. I don't know Cyriakus' brand. I have not bought (or even met) him yet.
Mizchif: Thanks for the hug, honey. It felt warm and cuddly. Can we do it again?
Cici: Yes ooo, my dear. Apparently, it is. The thing did me like film. LOL. I thought it was just a dent. I've been telling everyone that Fotunatus only had a dent.
Just Joxy: Thanks, boo! It's a huge comfort that He never sleeps nor slumbers. We'll all be dead if that were to be the case. Thanks, mami.
Naija Mom Abroad: LOL. Okay oh, if you say so. But I love my Fotunatus oh! Haha.
Jaycee: Sweetheart, I have no idea what happened to the puff puffs. They looked better and yummier on the day of the accident. Perhaps, the impact of the accident darkened them? LOL.
Olufunke: Amin! I am looking forward to the newer model oh. I have already told God which one I want. I even told Him the exact color sef.
Kay9: Thanks a lot for correcting me. I heard the name in a song. Prior to that, I had never heard it or seen it written anywhere. The good news is that your uncle, Cyriakus is a good man. In that case, my Cyriakus will be perfect, too! LOL. Thanks.
Mamuje: Thanks, honey, honey!! It's because of you oh that I'm a breath of fresh air. If not — I for don pack my kaya. But because of you…. 🙂
Homie GFunk: Thanks, darling! That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm looking at this as an opportunity, not a problem. Let no one or car trouble me jare.
Anoda Phase: Yes oh, my dear!! I thought it was a little thing, thought it was just a dent. Apparently not. Cyriakus would be a great replacement by the grace of God.
Trybes: I believe, darn it!!! Cyriakus will be greater and better. Yes, ke!! Thank you, Trybes. I've missed you, too. Hope you're really back.
Joicee: Amen!!!!!!! I claim it in Jesus' name oh.
Please, when you are offered two cars to replace Fotunatus, think of your fellow blogger who has co-hosted 3 times without requesting even a kobo of payment. She doesn't have even a totaled car, you know… 😉
Thank God for your life…the car can be replaced not you…
Awww…I'm so sorry…but I'm sure that it'll work out for your good and God's glory….Can't wait for your new car!!!! I pray that you'll find favour!!!