I’m not sure when this became a dream fantasy for me, but I have always wanted to pee in the men’s bathroom. Several times, I’ve considered sneaking into the men’s bathroom, but I have been too chicken to follow through, fearing that there may be too many men in there, and they will catch me and do me something. Reasonable fear, isn’t it?
Well, on Tuesday, September 7th, I went somewhere. I have deliberately chosen to leave out the name of said place. You never know who might be reading. They just might have a surveillance clip of me in their custody, and next thing, I’m streaming live on YouTube, sneaking in and out of the men’s bathroom with my eyes wide open, looking like a deer caught in a headlight. But that’s by the way.
So, I went somewhere on Tuesday, and just as I was about to exit the building, the urge to pee – which I had been ignoring – became intense, and I had to go back in. The first women’s bathroom I found was locked. Desperate, I immediately attempted to enter the men’s bathroom that was across it. It was locked too. I walked some more and found another set of bathrooms. This time, the women’s bathroom was open, but I couldn’t use it because it was being cleaned, and I was not allowed in there. Now very desperate, I looked around, no one was looking, so I sneaked into the men’s bathroom!
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| And this, my friends, is the very commode I squatted on. Don’t worry, I wiped the extra pee I splashed on it. |
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| The urinaries! I did consider peeing in one of them, but I wasn’t sure how to position my v-jay-jay without having half the pee on myself. Tough one! Plus, I did fear someone would walk in, and I’d have no way of explaining myself. |
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| Even their mirrors look just like ours! I had to position myself perfectly between them, so I don’t appear in the picture. |
Now that I’ve done this, I have to start planning how to live my next fantasy: having a male roommate … even if it’s just for a weekend.
smh…..#sigh!
Vera, Vera, Vera, how many times did I call you? LOL…It's just that I hoped to sneak your pic in those mirrors o…lol…
Vera!!! smh You were caught on surveillance camera and the vid will be posted on youtube soon. loool
Lol! You are so funny. I love how you have the most random dreams/fantasies.
I actually did this once in college. The funny thing is that a guy did walk in and after peeing, i had to hide in the stall for 10 minutes because the guy was taking forever to fart and pee in the urinals. Never again will i try it (or will i…Hmmn)
It is a lie joor..; you didnt take this pictures! Or can you prove it???
Peeing in a man's bathroom is not that odd for me, I have done it a few times. The first time, by mistake: I was really pressed and walked in the first door. The men in there, were thankfully washing their hands and did not make a huge fuss when I emerged looking so pleased with myself that I had made it to the bathroom in time.
Then, again, thinking back, they might have thought I was one of those cross dressing men…
Vera,
No big deal! I regularly do this i.e: go into the Ladies,when the mens room is occupied. And yes, i get strange looks when Women come in b4 i finish:But a Mans got to do what he has to do!
Regards,
anon555
I have peed in the men's room more than a couple of times. Especially those single stall ones. Wetin concern me? The first time it happened was by mistake, i came out and saw another dude washing his hand and i was looking at him crazy like what are u doing in the ladies room, meanwhile i was the one in the men's room.
…and to think that one of my biggest fears is mistakingly walking into a men's bathroom….
lol…I entered one once by mistake… quickly rushed out cos it stank real bad, I usually use the disabled toilet because it is usually cleaner and almost always free most of the time.
You are just crazy….
I actually love peeing in the men's rest room. And whenever I'm caught, I exit wide eyed like I missed my way.
But you are just a crazy somborri sha
smh…tsk!
I enter the male bathroom to pee on time, i swear it was a mistake. I saw where they do their pee-pee and i still didn't think i was in d male bathroom, until i came out and found some men peeing. I was so embarrassed that I walked out w/out washing my hands.
I still feel weird wen i talk about it
lol. u even had time to take pictures.
lmao O M G Vera..I'm telling your HOD!!
You actually had time for a photo session?
I actually accosted what I thought was a man who entered the ladies room during a busy time at work. It turns out she was just a very butch dyke, we ended up working in the same dept. and from then until the time I left the company (a year later on good terms) I could not bring my eyes to meet hers
Using the ladies room to relieve myself been there done that but as i opened stall door well she was on toilet and having difficulties second time much later i got walked in on she stayed in with me and well mmm is all i can seriously say it was unbelievably smoking