Something I have noticed on television is how couples wake up in the morning and start kissing. I’m not talking about just a little peck on the lips, but like full blown kissing, tongue and all. I know that on television, they don’t actually have bad breath cause they’re just acting. But it makes me wonder, are there people who wake up and swap spit with their spouse? Yuck. I wish you could see my face as I type this post.
As you may have guessed already, I do not kiss in the morning! I believe in morning breath, and I know that it can make people faint, maybe even die. I have personally never seen it happen, but I believe that it can happen. In fact, it has probably happened.
I have a big thing with smell. If it smells bad, I don’t want it. I don’t care what it does, I don’t want it. Same thing applies to morning breath. When I wake up in the morning, I may not take a shower immediately – in fact, most times I don’t – but I have to go brush my teeth. I just have to! I don’t do it because of Igwe or because of anyone who’s home, I just have to brush my teeth. Even when I’m home alone, I have to brush my teeth. I may not take a shower till night, but give me my toothbrush and my toothpaste, I need a clean mouth.
Back to the television kissing, the morning kiss bothers me so much that whenever I see it, I just cannot concentrate or anything other than how nasty the kiss must taste. Again, yes, I know that they’re acting, so they don’t actually have morning breath – hopefully – but it’s the visual that bothers me. Speaking of television, that’s another thing I think about: what if you have to kiss someone who has a funky breath? Do you stop the kiss or go on and take it as collateral damage? Or maybe throw up in the person’s mouth?
Are there real people [not actors] who kiss in the morning before brushing their teeth? Don’t you taste and smell the person’s morning breath? Aren’t you conscious of your own morning breath? Or do I just have issues?
Ha Vera – you may have issues oh!! Me I have no restrictions at all. I kiss with every breath be it morning afternoon, evening or nightime breath 🙂
Ha Vera – you may have issues oh!! Me I have no restrictions at all. I kiss with every breath be it morning afternoon, evening or nightime breath 🙂 😉
Lol. Tufia kwa! I will carry my issues with as a badge of honor oh. Lol.
What is all that na? I don’t do morning kiss abeg. Let’s all be clean and gather later.
I don’t do it with my husband (your son) either. Hahaha.
You don’t have issues! Please o, don’t come near my face if anyone of us has not brushed their teeth.
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Lool at not coming near your face.
i’m all for smelling nyc.biko i can’t kiss you in d morning wifout brushing o.. like dat?? wid all dose overnite sticky saliva? ewwwww
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Thank you! I’m glad I’m not alone.
Me and my boyfriend roll over and full blown tongue kiss and all every morning. I guess that’s love. We’re crazy about each other….so it’s like a mini turn on to know that he is just as crazy about me obviously as I am him. He’s not a smoker and his breath doesn’t smell bad. So that makes it a lot easier. He’s the first guy I ever kissed like that! And me the first woman he has. And we both were in long term relationships before. It’s really sexy… 🙂 loveee ❤️❤️