Over here. Over there. Everywhere.
No, not that kind of lick! As you may know already, I have a thing for smells. If it smells good, it’s good enough – mostly. I told you about my 29 bottles of perfumes. And on my birthday, they became 30 with the addition of the Burberry London Perfume gift set. So the other day, I was at the shop and I saw several bottles of burning oils by the most outlandish names like Butt Naked, Sex On The Beach, Naked Morning, etc. There had to be about fifty different burning oils on that shelf, and I smelt every single one of them. By the end of the day, I managed to pick just three burning oils. The burning oils also double as body oils [not massage oils], but I have no intention of using them as body oils. I love burning oils all over the house.
The three I picked: Money Drawing, Lick Me All Over, and Coco Mango
My preference in order of smells: Money Drawing, Coco Mango, and Lick Me All Over.
My preference in order of names: Lick Me All Over, Money Drawing, and Coco Mango
The strange thing is, I really don’t care much for the smell of the Lick Me All Over oil, but for its name, I could not leave it on that shelf. This isn’t my way of sending a subliminal message to you for what I would like to have done to me, and this certainly isn’t a subliminal message for what you should go and do or get done, so please, fornicate at your own risk. Blame me not for your personalized corner of hell fire.
I don’t know why I have this Lick Me All Over burning oil. I don’t know why its name is so interesting either. It’s not like it’s the only one that had a sexual innuendo. Most of them had sexual innuendos in them like the Sex On The Beach and Butt Naked ones, but somehow, those ones did not excite me by their name or by their smell. Yet, here I am, seated with a little bottle of Lick Me All Over, staring at it, refusing to burn it because I don’t particularly want to smell it, but all I can think about is …. the neck kisses?
There does not seem to be an obvious correlation between this Lick Me All Over burning oil and the neck kisses – other than the tongue and lips being the weapon of execution in both cases. Still. Still. Still. There’s then a clear picture of a pair of lips sitting on a neck that belongs to me, and the neck is being kissed, and the owner of the neck is giggling a lot. The Lick Me All Over oil isn’t burning while the funny kisses are being administered.
Of course, of course, this is a random post that isn’t actually a random post that is borderline rambling — but isn’t quite rambling either. There’s always a reason, no? And there are no co-incidences, right? So, then, there has to be a reason why this post came up today, yes?
Did I say I didn’t know why I like this oil? And did I say I didn’t know the correlation between this oil and the neck kisses? Oh, you lie, Vera!
P.S. I’m still obsessing over Romance by Ralph Lauren and pour Femme by Bvlgari. These perfumes have been doing me strong thing for years, and they’ll smell mighty good on my neck 😉
4 words….. Ore mi toh badddddddddddddddddddddd
uhmmmmmm @ accountable partner
Yes oooooo! Hit his me! LOL. You too, accountable partner. *Rolling eyes* Besides, I don’t know what you’re talking about!
Lmao….Im a cologne girl…..
They pack an interesting punch…
Cologne or perfume, I couldn’t care less …. as long as it smells good! As long as I can turn heads. As long as I can smell myself and smile, it works. LOL. The punch is good too.
LMAO…very true.
p.s.
Coco Mango is to sickly sweet for me…
but I burn “Patchouli” in my house and sometimes rub a lil on my wrist…
Coco Mango is sweet sha, but I lovvvvvvve it. Oh, I see your typa girl. I like the sweet smelling stuff sha. Well, I like a variety anyway. That’s why I have 30 bottles. I cannot decide.
So before you ask me, ayam currently downloading the radio show (Naija internet speed) so please bear with me. The perv in me is rubbing his hands together (Think Animaniac villain freak).
Are you sure the oil is not going to smell like light body sweat and saliva?
Anyhow, that’s all I can imagine a lick-all-over would smell like, and I’m not just talking from imagination too.
I haff talk my own oh!
Agbalumo juggling,
#OKBye
Light body sweat and saliva …. peeeeeeeeeeeee—–ewwwwwwwww! And double peewww from not talking from imagination. LOL! I don’t even wanna know the details of that. *shudders* Enjoy the show. Continue rubbing your palms together all you want oh. Naughty, naughty guy.
So you wanted my opinion on the radio show?
Two words, “BUCKET LIST”!
Yea, I have just added a new one to my bucket list, it goes:
“Have Jayla whisper ‘PLEASURE’ softly into my right ear while sipping somtin”
BTW, thanks for the expose, I think I need to research a lot of info y’all shared – ball gag, corn cob, ancient Igbo sex toys ++ after which I shall sign up for another baptism session for me and my computer.
Bye bye!
LOL! Bia, don’t be thanking me for any yeye expose oh! Tufia kwa. LOL @ Jayla whispering pleasure into your ear. Hahahaha. Why does it have to be your right ear? And what exactly will you be sipping? *one brow up*
When you find out about the ancient Igbo toys, please let me know. LOL.
Afrosays, you’re crazy, hehehehe…
Vera, these your recent posts are the ones doing me strong thing since o. Cease and Desist, unless you will get that your second wife wish soonest. LOL…
LOL @ Myne.
Nne, that is how the thing has been doing me na. So you’re saying I actually have a chance to be Nwunye nke abuo? *Dancing* Ngwa, let us go there with immediate effect …..!
Ohh I loveeeeeeeeeeee burning oils!!!!
Yay!!!!!! Yeah, burning oil rawks jare. Sometimes I keep passing by the pots, just to get a sniff of the oil.
Chei!! Please open your bibles… what are we licking and who is licking it? I hope this is annointing oil we’re talking about…ok bye
Hahahahahahahaha. Sure, anointing oils … that’s one way to think of them 😉 If you want one, just say so biko, lemme try and organize something for you.
Just stumbled on ur blog….boredom had almst finished M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥….but dis rilly helped out…
Am also a big fan of perfumes….ders is dis feelin I get wen I walk into a room n
d before I leave, a million and one pple wuld ave said ‘u smell nice’ or ‘sorry wat perfume ® u wearing’. Am sure u knw dat feelin…
Eeeeewwww..@ afrosays!!!
Hahahaha. Babe, I totally know what you mean!!! I always tell Funmie that I love being told that I smell good. Yummy!!! And sometimes when I’m asked what perfume I’m wearing, I have to think of which one it is because I have so many. Ohhhhh, perfumes!!!!
Thanks for stopping by! Hope you come again 😀
I make candles and I have a FO of Lick Me all Over that smells horrible and keep looking at it to make candles but the smell is so disgusting I won’t touch it and then I think of the name and I’m like thinking of what it means thinking if I make these candles I might bring sex in my life but not wanting to be disappointed with the horrible smell. Maybe we have a bad batch they say it’s supposed to be a fruit smell but smells like a disgusting sticky syrup to me.
Your Lick Me All Overs smell disgusting, really? Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. Yeah, this one smells really nice. It’s not the best thing I’ve smelled, but definitely nowhere close to horrible. Perhaps from different companies, too? I don’t know.